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CLASSIC: Where does Petrol Appear From?

Thanks, Denton Red,

I'm now persona non grata at my local Texaco.


:mad:
 
Denton Red is now my favourite poster on this fourm

Bravo

on a side note.. how does milk get in to coconuts??

( and none of thius "its condensation from the heat")
 
ladders100 said:
Denton Red is now my favourite poster on this fourm

Bravo

on a side note.. how does milk get in to coconuts??

( and none of thius "its condensation from the heat")
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i think the question you want to be asking yourself is how does the coconut form itself around the milk, this theory is often bipassed by mere mortals like yourself
 
Denton Red said:
i think the question you want to be asking yourself is how does the coconut form itself around the milk, this theory is often bipassed by mere mortals like yourself
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thats a theory ive never heard

interesting and thought provoking...
 
Classic :D
 
How does John O Shea Get in the United side?
 
PBR Streetgang said:
Well played DR. Quality stuff mate.
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you may say well played, i still dont have my answers...ive learnt so far

. People think im a retard
. They use a big fuck off pipe

not really answers those are they
 
Ok here goes DR I really didn't want to tell you this but....

There is no such thing as petrol. What you put in your car is water, flavoured to smell like the petrol of old.

You see petrol ran out years ago and the governments agreed to continue to dupe the public into thinking it was real, so as not to lose the vast amounts of money earned on the fuel. The car manufacturers are also in on this because they obviously had to make cars that run on water.

You heard it here first, but for God's sake don't tell anyone, I can see wars breaking out if you do. Oh and one last thing if you ever get a car, take my advice and fill the fucker up with water.

HTH

x
 
mered4life said:
Ok here goes DR I really didn't want to tell you this but....

There is no such thing as petrol. What you put in your car is water, flavoured to smell like the petrol of old.

You see petrol ran out years ago and the governments agreed to continue to dupe the public into thinking it was real, so as not to lose the vast amounts of money earned on the fuel. The car manufacturers are also in on this because they obviously had to make cars that run on water.

You heard it here first, but for God's sake don't tell anyone, I can see wars breaking out if you do. Oh and one last thing if you ever get a car, take my advice and fill the fucker up with water.

HTH

x
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you must think im fucking stupid or something
 
Denton Red: The forum's very own Karl Pilkington.

Admit it Karl, it's you isn't it?
 
:D

top thread this.
 
who decided this was a classic thread, im still looking for answers :mad:
 
parkjisung said:
I know you're not a retard Denton Red, you are my friend.
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i was your friend, untill you mistook me for a dead animal and stuck me to a tramp...i was on a role aswell, 52 dead camels i had on him, and then you fucked me over :mad:
 
Why is this in the classic threads section? :confused:
 
Denton Red said:
i was your friend, untill you mistook me for a dead animal and stuck me to a tramp...i was on a role aswell, 52 dead camels i had on him, and then you fucked me over :mad:
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I'm sorry, you looked like a recently run over stoat at the time. By the way, what was it like being stook to Corky the vagrant down a manhole for 12 hours? Must have been a terrible.
 
parkjisung said:
I'm sorry, you looked like a recently run over stoat at the time. By the way, what was it like being stook to Corky the vagrant down a manhole for 12 hours? Must have been a terrible.
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Yes...it was a terrible experience, id caught my widge in between him and a mowed down ferret....it was very unpleasent and when i resurfaced my manhood looked like a shaved walrus, NEVER AGAIN!
 
world famous petrol thread as seen on Bluemoon
 
Denton Red said:
wow some actual evidence that these 'pumps' exist......top marks for presentation boys.......they are well fucking hidden in fairness
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end of this classic thread :eek:
 
This is funnier than Family Guy
 
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