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CLASSIC: how do you hit someone properly?

like i posted earlier....this is one of the funniest threads ive read on this forum for a while.

Hats off m20, you took a lot of em in and were still funny with it.

'Like it centurion, like it like it'
 
bump for a christmas giggle :D :D
 
john.m20 said:
some guy has been spreading rumours about me and my neighbours daughter, and ive decided enough is enough.
words dont have any affect with this type of person, so giving him a bit of violence is the plan.
but, as you might have noticed, im not really a violent man.
im going to the pub tonight because its quiz night, and i know hell be there the bloody barfly.
he usually sits on a stool by the bar, chatting up the barmaids. plan is to wait til ive finished the quiz, walk past him, then punch him from behind and knock him off the stool. maybe stamp on him a few times when hes down, then run.
i know its a bit of a cowardly attack, but hes a big chap and would probably have me in a normal fight.
so where do i hit him to make sure he goes down? is anywhere in the general skull area ok?
im not a powerful guy, but if i just wind my arm back and swing like im playing golf, it should do the job yes?
ta for any tips lads. really want to teach this bigmouth a lesson.
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Hit him with an uppercut, followed a blow to the side of the head on the temple. Does not have to be particulary hard but it will put them down and scramble their brains. Then kick him in the nuts if the mood takes you.
 
bttt in case Scholesy is reading:D :D
 
Or get someone to crouch behind him and just give him a shove.
An oldie but a goodie.
 
john.m20 said:
some guy has been spreading rumours about me and my neighbours daughter, and ive decided enough is enough.
words dont have any affect with this type of person, so giving him a bit of violence is the plan.
but, as you might have noticed, im not really a violent man.
im going to the pub tonight because its quiz night, and i know hell be there the bloody barfly.
he usually sits on a stool by the bar, chatting up the barmaids. plan is to wait til ive finished the quiz, walk past him, then punch him from behind and knock him off the stool. maybe stamp on him a few times when hes down, then run.
i know its a bit of a cowardly attack, but hes a big chap and would probably have me in a normal fight.
so where do i hit him to make sure he goes down? is anywhere in the general skull area ok?
im not a powerful guy, but if i just wind my arm back and swing like im playing golf, it should do the job yes?
ta for any tips lads. really want to teach this bigmouth a lesson.
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are you fucking serious ?
 
john.m20 said:
i done fucked up lads.
so i got behind him ready to knock this twit out, pulled my first back ready to unleash hell but someone was walking behind me and kind of knocked into my other arm....
id had a couple of pints of carling and this allready made be feel a bit light-headed, and the push really knocked me off balance. i had to carry on with the punch,, swung forward but miised his head by a mile. next bit is all a bit of a blur,
my body seemed to keep swining, i started losing my footing and fell forwards onto the bar.
next thing i know im on the floor and hes stood over me laughing. i went to get up, put my specs back on, and he told me to have a square go. oviously i felt a bloody tit so i just walked passed him without saying anything.
just as i get to the door he shouts out 'your a nonce....and a ponce!!!' half the pub seemed to be laughing.
not my finest hour. i cant go back in there again.

we did manage to win the quiz though. i correctly guessed the population of denmark for the tiebreaker. silver clouds and all that.
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:D :D :D
pmsl
fuckin funny as fuck that
 
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a .45 calibre round should do the trick.
 
:)
 
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