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I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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WUM :D
 
another 'how do i punch properly thread'......:rolleyes:

WUM.
 
Phone the police, I believe they are looking for him.
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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Hehe
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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Beat me to it NSTC!
 
Have you got a big mate......

........who could accompany you to the bus stop next time ?

This bloke sounds a bit psycho--is he on drugs or something ?
 
Probably a wum, but what the hell.

Stick something heavy in a sock and crack him around the head if he starts anything.
 
Maybe he thought you were coming on to him with the "slight eyebrow" raising.
 
see you at the bus stop on thursday u little cunt
 
Haha, pretty funny story but was it worth all that typing?
 
Next time go up there to the Bus stop with a mate or two if possible, failing that try and get a lift if you can. Just try not to worry mate, these things usually end up in a sort 'fuck it too much hassle' sort of thing.
 
PM me with the bus stop location and the time the bus goes and leave the rest with me.

I stick a piece of broken glass into his neck and you can watch him die slowly.
 
Call "the taxman" :eek:
 
I don't have any mates that could be considered "hard" so taking someone with me is probably a no no, we'd more than likely both get twatted.

He does look a bit of a rough fucker, hes about 5ft 10" with a skinhead and wears a fake Stone Island jacket, hes from Newton Heath i think.

Ive been getting myself psyched up in my bedroom but i know ill bottle it on the day, ive got myself a bike chain which i can crack him with so i might take that with me, its got quite a bulbous end where the number combination thing is so its bound to hurt like fuck
Red October said:
PM me with the bus stop location and the time the bus goes and leave the rest with me.

I stick a piece of broken glass into his neck and you can watch him die slowly.
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Hopefully it won't require such drastic measures
 
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United aggro. Try and cunjur up some help in the next couple of days then.
 
If this isn't a WUM, youu'll always get psychos. 5 men, in their 30s started on me in my local because I was watching their game of pool. Apparantly they was gonna; smash me up with a pool cue, batter me when I went outside and bottle me. I went to the bar to get a pint and one gave me evils and left the pub. He then came back and questioned why I was looking at him, asking if I was gay etc. Dunno where I'm going with that, they didn't do anything. Kick him in the cunt.
 
Bollocks said:
I don't have any mates that could be considered "hard" so taking someone with me is probably a no no, we'd more than likely both get twatted.

He does look a bit of a rough fucker, hes about 5ft 10" with a skinhead and wears a fake Stone Island jacket, hes from Newton Heath i think.

Ive been getting myself psyched up in my bedroom but i know ill bottle it on the day, ive got myself a bike chain which i can crack him with so i might take that with me, its got quite a bulbous end where the number combination thing is so its bound to hurt like fuck


Hopefully it won't require such drastic measures
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I havent even started talking about drastic measures yet mister
 
Ryan_Red87 said:
If this isn't a WUM, youu'll always get psychos. 5 men, in their 30s started on me in my local because I was watching their game of pool. Apparantly they was gonna; smash me up with a pool cue, batter me when I went outside and bottle me. I went to the bar to get a pint and one gave me evils and left the pub. He then came back and questioned why I was looking at him, asking if I was gay etc. Dunno where I'm going with that, they didn't do anything. Kick him in the cunt.
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When I said that I got fucking caned on this board! Anyway, best advice has already been said; these things usually end up with nothing.
 
take my advice - in any situation where you are facing aggression, and want to stop it escalating quickly, stick your thumb up his arse - this will make him stop in his tracks and retreat

it works with rotweilers anyhow...
 
A few years ago my mate was getting a load of grief of his paper boy, the little fucker kept drawing cocks on his newspaper before posting it which quite rightly started pissing my mate off so he phoned up the newsagents to complain, the paperboy denied it obviously so my mate got no where.
Then the cocks started turning into abusive messages and the situation got worse so my mate took the law into his own hands.
He hid behind his front door and when the paperboy opened the letterbox to post the paper he jabbed him thought the letterbox with a knitting needle right in the ribs, there where no cocks or abusive messages after that

Its this sort of thing i need to take inspiration from, some times the dickheads get whats coming
 
You know, you shouldn't told him to stab you. He's got permission to now. Buy a stab proof vest and go karate.
 
Bollocks said:
A few years ago my mate was getting a load of grief of his paper boy, the little fucker kept drawing cocks on his newspaper before posting it which quite rightly started pissing my mate off so he phoned up the newsagents to complain, the paperboy denied it obviously so my mate got no where.
Then the cocks started turning into abusive messages and the situation got worse so my mate took the law into his own hands.
He hid behind his front door and when the paperboy opened the letterbox to post the paper he jabbed him thought the letterbox with a knitting needle right in the ribs, there where no cocks or abusive messages after that

Its this sort of thing i need to take inspiration from, some times the dickheads get whats coming
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pogo if ya love the toon
 
A gay wummer with a name like "bollocks":rolleyes: Could'nt you re-name yourself "big balls" or something??
 
Stone Monkey said:
A gay wummer with a name like "bollocks":rolleyes: Could'nt you re-name yourself "big balls" or something??
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Im not gay dickhead or wumming, if you have nothing constructive to say the fuck off
 
Bollocks said:
Im not gay dickhead or wumming, if you have nothing constructive to say the fuck off
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How do you know I'm not the cunt who's going to cut you up?:cool:
 
Stone Monkey said:
How do you know I'm not the cunt who's going to cut you up?:cool:
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You called me a wummer which suggests you think im on a wind up, if you was the lad from college you would know i wasn't.

I know there are some thick twats on here but surely your faking it
 
Bollocks said:
he jabbed him thought the letterbox with a knitting needle right in the ribs, there where no cocks or abusive messages after that
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fucking superb :D
 
Bollocks said:
You called me a wummer which suggests you think im on a wind up, if you was the lad from college you would know i wasn't.
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Watch out mate.You did say he had a fake Stone Island coat.

Stone Monkey sounds fake to me.
 
The Essentials...........

Gum-Shield, Skipping Rope, then just shadow box at the bus stop, he'll fucking brick it.
 
He's on the cooking course, in the cooking building. I take it that means you're at Trafford College. Which means you're probably on the hairdressing course. So stab him with your scissors.

Or....

KHITB.
 
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Offer your mam or sister to him. ;)
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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hes doing a cooking course and youre doing a hair dressing course??

ffs you pair of fucking poofs...stop wasting ma time.

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

:rolleyes:
 
hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do:
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Classic :D

Stuff like this is why I come on this board...althought Yorks Red was a Barmy in the day
 
Bloke - Hairdressing - lunching with girls, maybe this guy is a homophobic pyscho who has come to the conclusion you're a turd puncher and has it in for you, nflamed further by having the affrontery to suggest that such a testosterone fueled alpha male should need the help of said perceived turd puncher in acquring a mate.
 
I ve been talking to a mate of mine this morning and he recommends i got to town this afternoon and get myself a little can of CS Gas, he says they used to sell it in the Corn exchange but hes not sure if they still do.

Any of you lot know of a place that sells it
 
To put your minds at rest lads im not a gayer, just because i do hairdressing doesn't make me a queer.

Nicky Clark is knee deep in pussy as is Vidal Sassoon and Toni & Guy
 
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