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CLASSIC: i want to execute a tropical fish

take it back to where you bought it and give it them back, tell em its kickin off with your other fish, cant see em refusing you.
 
Dont put the bugger in the wild. I read an article saying people dumping goldfish is causing mayhem as they are mating with some species of carp and extincting them. Fuck knows what some tropical monstrosity would do.

Sell it
 
watch the video in post 42
easy:D
 
RedorDead said:
take it back to where you bought it and give it them back, tell em its kickin off with your other fish, cant see em refusing you.
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as i said, fell out with my local fish shop over a bronze catfish.
hed piss himself if i tried to take this one back, the twat.
 
just run in and throw it in a tank then what can he do about it.
 
RedorDead said:
just run in and throw it in a tank then what can he do about it.
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it would probably suffocate in the time it would take me to run from here to the fish shop.
anyway, off to find a tropical fish forum now.
ill let you know how i get on later lads. thanks for changing my mind.
 
john.m20 said:
it would probably suffocate in the time it would take me to run from here to the fish shop.
anyway, off to find a tropical fish forum now.
ill let you know how i get on later lads. thanks for changing my mind.
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put it in a flask then run to the shop:confused:
 
Next time you clean your tank out put him in the sink and then "accidentally" forget he is still in the sink and clean it with bleach.

He'll spin round the sink like a gazelle on steroids for a few seconds before his heart pops out of either his head or his arse.

Problem solved:D :D :eek:
 
loonofmufc said:
Next time you clean your tank out put him in the sink and then "accidentally" forget he is still in the sink and clean it with bleach.

He'll spin round the sink like a gazelle on steroids for a few seconds before his heart pops out of either his head or his arse.

Problem solved:D :D :eek:
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:eek:
 
loonofmufc said:
Next time you clean your tank out put him in the sink and then "accidentally" forget he is still in the sink and clean it with bleach.

He'll spin round the sink like a gazelle on steroids for a few seconds before his heart pops out of either his head or his arse.

Problem solved:D :D :eek:
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bloody hell, you sound like dab hand at fish execution!

ive asked for help on a proper fish forum anyway, but no help as of yet. if someone doesnt come up with an offer by tomorrow im just gonna do the deed i think.
http://www.fishforums.net/index.php?showtopic=173433
 
Yours faithfully

John. m20 ' 'The Village Idiot''


:D :D
 
a lot of help those fools on the fish forum are, they're all taking the piss.
anyway, im just going shove it in the freezer later, then take a picture of its dead body and post it on that fish forum. should make them feel a bit guilty for not helping me!
 
john.m20 said:
a lot of help those fools on the fish forum are, they're all taking the piss.
anyway, im just going shove it in the freezer later, then take a picture of its dead body and post it on that fish forum. should make them feel a bit guilty for not helping me!
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NO DONT KILL IT:(
 
Yeah but tell em that you poured salt on him first as you heard it helps them with stress

:D
 
john.m20 said:
a lot of help those fools on the fish forum are, they're all taking the piss.
anyway, im just going shove it in the freezer later, then take a picture of its dead body and post it on that fish forum. should make them feel a bit guilty for not helping me!
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That's just fucking harsh, have a heart.
 
7 pages on a fucking fish!!!

After it's dead we can tell our friends over in Liverpool and say it was from a pet shop over their, they may organise a concert for the poor victim?
 
:D :D :D :D

John.m20 is the best WUM on this forum in ages, Genius.
 
Early contender for thread of 2007 this :D

Top work Mr m.20,that fish freak on their forum who stared at his tank for ages trying to catch one of his murdering the others :D
 
Genius. :D

Not quite to Bollock's pissy mustard level, but genius nonetheless.

There was a similar thread about one and half year ago, only difference being the main subject was a dag and it had to be put down. That one was hard to know if it was a wum but this was obvious from the beginning. fish forum ffs... :D
 
john.m20 said:
im not really paranoid of him mate, but ive got the big chair right near the tank, and its just a bit weird sitting there watching tv while this fucker has got his face against the glass staring at me.
i used to bang the tank (lightly) with a hammer to scare him off, but hes not even scared of that any more :confused:
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Don't fish have a very tiny memory span? he probably keeps wondering who the fuck you are every ten seconds.
 
definitely not me! some joker is obviously impersonating me.
not happy with that. think i might go over there and set the record straight.
will the leeds top lads be able to track me down if i post on there though?
i dont want to get into anything i cant handle all for the sake of a fish.
 
john.m20 said:
definitely not me! some joker is obviously impersonating me.
not happy with that. think i might go over there and set the record straight.
will the leeds top lads be able to track me down if i post on there though?
i dont want to get into anything i cant handle all for the sake of a fish.
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I used to post on there before i got banned! I only replied to any bullshit with regards to the scum battering Reds at OT, as if:rolleyes:
anyhow, sort the fuckers out fishboy:D
 
PMSL at this thread (and the fish forum one) :D

Brilliant
 
Give it to me, I keep tropical fish.

Well I dont keep them I buy them, put them in my tank, and within a month they are floating at the top, dead, I have no Idea why.

I feed them, keep their water clean, change the filters regularly, and they die. Its starting to piss me off. Imust have spent £400 over the last 3 years since I got the tank, and they have all died one by one.

I even started again and just bought two and jsut kept those, to see how it goes. Ive just gone downstairs and one is floating on the top.

I dont know if its humane or not but letting me look after it for a day or so will surely see the end of the little bugger.
 
"It's not hurt me, yet" :D classic
 
you think you've got it bad?

I used to have an albino catfish.

THATS ugly.
 
john.m20 said:
i had the idea of just letting him suffocate on a plate in front of the tank, so the other fish could see. just to show them what would happen if they start getting cocky too like :D
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Easily the best bit of the thread :D
 
used to bang the tank (lightly) with a hammer to scare him off, but hes not even scared of that any more
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:D
JohnM.20, legend.
 
it was definitely him that killed the pleco. he might not have physically killed him, but he had been pestering and chasing the plec since i put him in the tank, and i think eventually the little thing just got too stressed out and maybe had a heart attack.
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not one to use this but i was fucking LOL
 
john.m20 said:
if this little wanker of a fish is gonna mess about in my house, he will be punished.
i could buy a seperate, smaller, colder and less well-areated tank i suppose, and use it as a kind of jail. put him in solitary for a few days to teach him a lesson.
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Easily the best part. :D
 
Put an elastic band round it so it cant move its fins and then throw it back in.
 
What was the outcome then John with the phsychopathic fish
 
Slide a bit of glass or perspex into the tank seperating a small part of it
then it cant get to the other fish

or if you are worried about the cold water in the canal just get a coat to keep it warm before you put in problem solved
 
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