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CLASSIC: Brilliant ! Quaver in the microwave trick

Ive just read the first 10 pages.

funny as fuck!
 
redsouthy said:
Any one else having a giant quaver for breakfast
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Bob Shite said:
This works a treat with hula hoops as well. You can fit them round your wrist. Or a baby's head.
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Torquemadabooboo said:
Aye and I've corrugated my roof with a a ridged pringle.
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redsouthy said:
Just got back from the pub, instead of popping in to the Kebab shop i have consumed a whole micro quaver.

I`m stuffed
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solarized said:
loving this thread!! :D

gonna try it in the microwave in work,if it fucks uphappy days it aint mine.

if it works im gona buy a multi pack of quavers over the weekend and do em all one by one, then put all the massive quavers in the multipack bag and walk into work eating them as if its the most normal thing in the world :D
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:D
 
I fell for this hook line and sinker :o

I was gutted watching my quaver shrivel up and die like a slug caked in salt.
 
you and me both mate :(
 
went to the pub with some from work today and there was a lull in the conversation so I dropped this nugget in, you should of seen their little faces light up, once they were on the hook I mentioned the bit about buying a family pack and putting all the massive quavers into it and eating them like it was a giant pack of giant quavers, they couldn't wait to go home and try it, I've had text tonight asking how long they should be put in the microwave for, brilliant!
 
Keyser Scholze said:
went to the pub with some from work today and there was a lull in the conversation so I dropped this nugget in, you should of seen their little faces light up, once they were on the hook I mentioned the bit about buying a family pack and putting all the massive quavers into it and eating them like it was a giant pack of giant quavers, they couldn't wait to go home and try it, I've had text tonight asking how long they should be put in the microwave for, brilliant!
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Quality :D

Y H G R.
 
Bringing this gem back from the dead :D
 
Just reading this again made me ':D '. Posted it on my facebook to see how many i can reel in. :D
 
My mate just rang me - he was at home with his son who he mentioned was eating a pack of quavers :D

Got the fucker .... just called back saying his giant quaver had not quite worked out - so i have just told him he needs to use sterilised milk

Hook line and sinker
 
Bttt :d
 
ScholesScoresGoals2 said:
It does work, heard it on another forum.
Supposedly you can feed a family on one bag:D
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Could come in handy in some parts of Africa Ahem.

davenports pocket said:
What milk should i use to get best results :confused:
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Cows milk old boy, unless one has a Llama or a couple of goats loitering in ones garden :o

katakuri said:
asda cheesy curl "quavalikes" and normal,proper full fat milk are definitely not the chosen tools,on the down side,brownage occurred,but on the upside,it did actually seem to enhance the cheeseness of the crisp/curl.

plus
i'm really sorry,but a pedant would ensure he spelt everything right
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As well as using a capital letter for the first letter of a name, as in Asda. Or maybe choosing the right words such as 'cheesiness' as opposed to 'cheeseness'. No offence and I hope this helps old boy ;)

I just dipped a mouse in semi skimmed milk and microwaved the little chap for 30 seconds. He too had the same fate as the Quaver and grew to the size of a ferkin horse, frightfully handy for playing Polo next weekend.

Carruthers will be impressed I'm sure.
 
this thread is so funny i was crying with laughter by about page 6
 
was on the train and seen this bloke eating a bag as i walked past him looking for a seat i had to stop myself from asking him if he had ever put a quaver a in a microwave ....fuck me this forum is messing with my mind
 
just mentioned this in work today few people going to try it tonight

i still not tried it but will be giving it a go at lunch tomorrow :D:D:D
 
Fuck me, this thread is hilarious.
 
Thank fuck you are still here :)
 
Cantona's Collar said:
I fell for this hook line and sinker :o

I was gutted watching my quaver shrivel up and die like a slug caked in salt.
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I mentioned this again in work last week

Hoping someone has tried it :D:D
 
Just tried this again in work, still doesn't work
 
So does this work?

I might try it in work.
 
Definitely works
 
Bored at work today so told about 10 different people about it, they seem to believe it and one daft bint (no) even asked if it would work with Marmite crisps so quickly saying the first thing that came in to my head I said "I doubt it as they use a different type of potato for those" and she still didn't click on :eek::o:D

Will report the results back :cool:
 
How do you share a facebook video on here? Got a daft bint to record herself do it :eek::D
 
Quality!
 
Definitely off to buy a bag of quavers now... thats my weeks worth of dinners sorted.
 
important questions.....does it have to be Walkers....and milk wise...I only drink skimmed would full fat produce a better result.........
 
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