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CLASSIC: how to lie about going to moscow and not get away with it

Iggy Pop Barker said:
I don't understand how you can be a true United fan (as they claim) while not having an interest in watching them, especially on one of the biggest games of the season. I didn't say it was wrong, how could it be wrong? reaction, by it's very nature is normal, as there can not be such thing as abnormal. I talk only of degrees of support. To me, those people are not Manchestrer United supporters. You disagree?
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people like to share opinions and views during the game. admittedly doing it during one of the biggest games of the year is a little odd, but doesn't mean they're not interested in watching the game at the same time
 
Can the moderators allow SE9RED the chance to genuinely explain himself soon. I feel quite bad after I insulted his looks.
 
just trying to register but their forum has crashed!!!!! Must be so many lads off here trying to get on it :D
 
smokey joe said:
people like to share opinions and views during the game. admittedly doing it during one of the biggest games of the year is a little odd, but doesn't mean they're not interested in watching the game at the same time
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Different stroked for different folks, I suppose, Willis but, well, I can only compare with myself and those around me during that match and I was a fucking wreck! I even forgot I smoked for 90 minutes.
 
Iggy Pop Barker said:
I don't understand how you can be a true United fan (as they claim) while not having an interest in watching them, especially on one of the biggest games of the season. I didn't say it was wrong, how could it be wrong? reaction, by it's very nature is normal, as there can not be such thing as abnormal. I talk only of degrees of support. To me, those people are not Manchestrer United supporters. You disagree?
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You wanted them banned...

I neither agree nor disagree - I have a more laissez-faire philosophy than you.

And as for Julie being touchy - look at the hissy fit you threw when the Walter thread got moved for approx 4 minutes.

first take the plank out of your eye,
and then you will see clearly
to take the speck out of your brother's eye."
Luke 6:37-42
 
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didnt even get a chance to post the cunts
 
bruv said:
You wanted them banned...

I neither agree nor disagree - I have a more laissez-faire philosophy than you.

And as for Julie being touchy - look at the hissy fit you threw when the Walter thread got moved for approx 4 minutes.

first take the plank out of your eye,
and then you will see clearly
to take the speck out of your brother's eye."
Luke 6:37-42
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Eh? I never said I wanted them banned, did I?

Erm.... that's a bit over the top, innit? Must have been my brother, hijacking my account.

Regarding the rest of it? The thing about the hissy fit... fuck's sake!! If you couldn't see the lack of seriousness in that post, you have problems! I very rarely post smiley's but I actually added one in that post just in case.

And yes, I know what my reaction was, I was making jokes about it on here, wasn't I? But, are you telling me you didn't expect or want reactions? If so, what was the reason for doing it?

Anyway, I'm going to bed, hopefully Julie has more common sense than her knight in rubbish armour and could see that I was being light hearted.


EDIT: Just noticed this. "I have a more laissez-faire philosophy than you.".. Oh, really? surely the very fact that you should say that would suggest otherwise? So, you know me well enough to say that, do you? You are extremely good at inventing a character to fit a person you don't know, with the building blocks of one statement.
 
epson stylus photo 830u said:
Can the moderators allow SE9RED the chance to genuinely explain himself soon. I feel quite bad after I insulted his looks.
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I shall email SE9RED with his password, it's up to him if he wants to come back. He's obviously seen the funny side of it (not like some ) or he would have attempted to register another name, which he hasn't so far.
 
bruv said:
SE9 is more than welcome back here any time.
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Ok. According to the other forum he could look at lawsuits (:D) so stay vigilant Bruv , Cantona's Collar etc....

Where does SE9RED stand now in everyone's eyes? Was he in Moscow? Is he still a liar?
 
lanie.salford said:
ring ring
kev .hello
kevs mate .is that you kev
kev yep
kevs m8. soz mate . ive left your bag in termianal 5 :D :D :D
kev thats me fucked then :(
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EDIT: i must have multi quoted the above about 3 hours ago and forgot. it has no relevance to my post whatsoever.

Julie said:
I shall email SE9RED with his password, it's up to him if he wants to come back. He's obviously seen the funny side of it (not like some ) or he would have attempted to register another name, which he hasn't so far.
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was the picture really him then ?

i'm about as confused as a monkey called Brian of whom has been told he has to flatulate down his own mothers gullet and call her a "ham head", just because she has 3rd degree burns on her forhead. i.e. very confused.
 
epson stylus photo 830u said:
Ok. According to the other forum he could look at lawsuits so stay vigilant Bruv , Cantona's Collar etc....

Where does SE9RED stand now in everyone's eyes? Was he in Moscow? Is he still a liar?
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He would have more chance of getting a prada suit in moscow than any lawsuit :D
 
epson stylus photo 830u said:
Ok. According to the other forum he could look at lawsuits so stay vigilant Bruv , Cantona's Collar etc....

Where does SE9RED stand now in everyone's eyes? Was he in Moscow? Is he still a liar?
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Bollox! I really don't think anyone is going to get sued for impersonating a postcode at the end of the day. Plus, anything taken from the forum fuckwits on 24-7 has to be taken with a couple of lorry loads of salt. Appreciate the intent of the warning tho'.

I went thru' all his old posts and some other peoples to remove details like his telephone number which were getting posted up on here.
 
Don't you think he will kick off about you using his online personality though? He might get very upset that he has been satirised in such a way and accuse you of making everyone think it was really him, therefor really ruining his rep.

It was very clever of you to make sure you changed his name before you did it, he can't really accuse you of too much when it was all said using a different name.


EDIT: Ignore, already been addressed.
 
Iggy Pop Barker said:
Don't you think he will kick off about you using his online personality though? He might get very upset that he has been satirised in such a way and accuse you of making everyone think it was really him, therefor really ruining his rep.

It was very clever of you to make sure you changed his name before you did it, he can't really accuse you of too much when it was all said using a different name.
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and a different email addy and a different i.p address, so in reality none of his personality was used, other than his grammatical errors.................
 
Time to lock this up methinks before it goes off topic, mods this has to stay as a sticky no matter what else comes up, great work and we'll see you all at the libel lawsuit from Walter, eh I mean se9red eh Kevin oh fuck it I give up at this stage!
;) :D :D
 
Julie said:
He would have more chance of getting a prada suit in moscow than any lawsuit :D
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You can have that one. :D

bruv said:
Bollox! I really don't think anyone is going to get sued for impersonating a postcode at the end of the day. Plus, anything taken from the forum fuckwits on 24-7 has to be taken with a couple of lorry loads of salt. Appreciate the intent of the warning tho'.

I went thru' all his old posts and some other peoples to remove details like his telephone number which were getting posted up on here.
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I edited a laugh in my original post to indicate that I was joking. It seemed too genuine. We'll call that 1-1 Bruv :D
 
smokey joe said:
people like to share opinions and views during the game. admittedly doing it during one of the biggest games of the year is a little odd, but doesn't mean they're not interested in watching the game at the same time
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Exactly, during the (league) Chelsea game I was in the unfortunate situation of preparing for one of the biggest work meetings of my life. There was absolutely no way I could go to the pub, drink or get up to any normal activities.

The saving grace is I could have the TV on and RI open in a background browser window. As a season ticket holder and match goer in these situations you do miss out on the banter, conversations and general match fuckwittery so if for some reason you have to miss out; posting / reading RI is the next best thing.

I don't consider worthy of a ban because every now and again I'll daringly visit RI during a match.
 
Great thread, had some big laughs along the way. Congrats to all involved.

I never did work out if Dave was real or made up? :confused:

Hope SE9RED comes back, he has a place in RI history.
 
:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
Iggy Pop Barker said:
Eh? I never said I wanted them banned, did I?

Erm.... that's a bit over the top, innit? Must have been my brother, hijacking my account.

Regarding the rest of it? The thing about the hissy fit... fuck's sake!! If you couldn't see the lack of seriousness in that post, you have problems! I very rarely post smiley's but I actually added one in that post just in case.

And yes, I know what my reaction was, I was making jokes about it on here, wasn't I? But, are you telling me you didn't expect or want reactions? If so, what was the reason for doing it?

Anyway, I'm going to bed, hopefully Julie has more common sense than her knight in rubbish armour and could see that I was being light hearted.


EDIT: Just noticed this. "I have a more laissez-faire philosophy than you.".. Oh, really? surely the very fact that you should say that would suggest otherwise? So, you know me well enough to say that, do you? You are extremely good at inventing a character to fit a person you don't know, with the building blocks of one statement.
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Hissy fit - you started this thread -
Mods dont want us discussing Walt. Go to Fred to continue discussion
http://www.fredtissue.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=2

Well out of order doing that, mods! You should have locked the thread after giving an explanation.
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more hissing -
Iggy Pop Barker said:
There was a guy who had to be at work at 12 and was going in late cause he wanted to know the score.

Can't believe how much of a cunts trick the mods have pulled here!
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and more - same post on a different thread

Iggy Pop Barker said:
There was no end. The mods closed it because... well, I dunno why.. cause they are cunts?

There was a guy who needed to get into work at 12 and was going to be late cause he wanted to know the score, the mods promised it would be up and then pulled it.

Proper cunts trick!
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And here's you wanting a ban and also the intolerant bit, prompting the "laissez faire" remark

Iggy Pop Barker said:
Banned and bought the Chelsea TV channel.

I cannot fucking get my head round that at all!

I remember our last game this season, obviously Chelsea were playing as well, massive day! I came on here after the match to see that people had been moaning that the mods had locked all the threads, so they couldn't chat during the match! Just could not get my head around what it is they are following football for.

When A guy asked "why were all the posts locked during the match", I replied (and got in trouble off Julie) "because any cunt who wants to fuck about on here when United have such an important day, in fact, during any United game, then they should fuck off and leave football to people who actually care about it and feel it!". Julie told me that I shouldn't call people cunts and that maybe they don't have sky. That is no excuse as far as I am concerned, every fucking pub in the country was showing us or Chelsea that day! No excuse at all!
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A tad more than one statement in my book.
You are extremely good at inventing a character to fit a person you don't know, with the building blocks of one statement.
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Very funny :D

He should have been able to defend himself from the first post though could have been even funnier.

If thehoppingjibber predicted the mods taking over the wum then that is fine work also.
 
Iggy Pop Barker said:
There was no end. The mods closed it because... well, I dunno why.. cause they are cunts?

There was a guy who needed to get into work at 12 and was going to be late cause he wanted to know the score, the mods promised it would be up and then pulled it.

Proper cunts trick!
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meh said:
Wind up or not, if people really made themselves late for work because of a thread on here then they have greater issues than this admittedly epic and enthralling WUM.

I had quite a bit of work to do today and I definitely wasted more time than I should have done on that thread, but that was my own gullibility, I have no one else to blame.

If the mods are telling the truth then they are cunts, but only because they managed to bring me in to their WUM and now I feel slightly foolish. :o
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Just finished work at six and read through the last few pages, i didnt make myself late for work if its me your talking about!
Most prob would have ive i werent having a lift in (cant drive meself!!):eek: (Joke)

I dunno what to make of the end of this thread its brought me tears of joy and constant laughs for the two days it was running!!! i still dont think we've had any real closure!! What about the MSN, and the other forum why aint he been on there to explain himself???

All in all though a classic read :D :D
 
This has got to be the greatest moderator team WUM in history.
 
epson stylus photo 830u said:
Ok. According to the other forum he could look at lawsuits (:D) so stay vigilant Bruv , Cantona's Collar etc....

Where does SE9RED stand now in everyone's eyes? Was he in Moscow? Is he still a liar?
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For some he will be a twat, harsh..I know.

I only read the first 40 pages and thought to myself, theres no fucking way I can read every thread. So I skipped to page houndred and twenty something and read on from there....and thank god I did. After finding out it was a wum from the mods :D

There will be some people who missed the whole epsiode and just read the first few dozen pages and not bother reading the rest.
 
im still a bit confused did walter go moscow or not:rolleyes:
 
Right which fucking mod called me Buster Bloodvessel then?

:mad: :D
 
well, it fooled me....at least for the first hour or so...:rolleyes:
 
lanie.salford said:
all of them mate... every single stinking one of them .make your revenge sweet i know i am
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:D

It will be sweet and Crumps will have his revenge. Mwahahahaha.

Mark my word they'll eat their words.

Viva RedIss Mods
Viva RedIss Mods
I fell for your wum
I'll bum your mum
Viva RedIss Mods
 
Julie said:
My Lords and Ladies of the forum (& Chev).

For a while now, debate has been raging on the claims of Walter (nee se9red) on another forum that he was in Moscow when it appears he put on a do in London and indeed met several Red Ish forumistas at said event.

Well, the truth is as follows:

se9red did post on another forum about his experience in Moscow, claiming all sorts.

He was outed on both forums and made to look somewhat foolish.

At this point, we changed his name to Walter Mitty for a laugh and a bit of ritual humiliation. Then, as the whole story began to take off, we 'hijacked' his id and started to post random stuff.

It was only going to be a bit of fun for half an hour or so, but it quickly grew into a monster. So we let it run, and kept feeding the flames.

Basically, from a Red Ish forumista genuinely making a twat of himself, we took it over and turned it into a thread that we hoped would rival some of the great Red Ish wum threads.

RORO, Johnm20 and babestation, keith and his goldfish, the Faceparty scam....we think this one is right up there..................

SE9 himself has not posted anything on this thread, it was all the admin/mod team. We hope ,shit we know you enjoyed it, it's damn near crashed the site for the last 24 hours.

It also kept these knob-ends amused and created one of their biggest ever threads, talking about Red Issue http://www.soccer24-7.com/forum/show...150681&page=21

You can all go to bed now!





~ The End ~



Cast



bruv - Sidney Poitier

Cantona's Collar - Jack Nicolson

Ice 9 - executive producer

Julie -director

Walter - cameo appearance, albeit only 1 genuine post​
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Hilarious that.

Your forum is so small time it's probably one of your biggest threads but it's nowhere near our biggest thread.

You can fuck off with your 10 reply per page poxy forum.
 
RedShark said:
Hilarious that.

Your forum is so small time it's probably one of your biggest threads but it's nowhere near our biggest thread.

You can fuck off with your 10 reply per page poxy forum.
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our thread's bigger than your thread....nah,nah,na naa,nah... :rolleyes:


oh dear.
 
RedShark said:
Hilarious that.

Your forum is so small time it's probably one of your biggest threads but it's nowhere near our biggest thread.

You can fuck off with your 10 reply per page poxy forum.
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Change your settings then you big spastic.
 
Cantona's Collar said:
Here is a quote from S24-7 that sums up what a little shitty tinpot outfit that forum is.



18 pages for the Champions League final thread, fuck me it must be just the same 8 people talking amongst themselves.
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Maybe because your forum is so shit and can only have 10 replies per page
 
RedShark said:
Maybe because your forum is so shit and can only have 10 replies per page
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get to fuck you tool! For starters I could set it to 100 posts per page right now, which means I have a massive cock

And as for the thread, I'd request to be dragged out into the street and shot if I stayed in watching the final commentating on a "10 page thread" forum
 
it did crash the site
 
Cosy with the scousers?

You just sit there behind yourf computers.

Start some thread on lets say Anderson for example and write great player, legend

Post 2: Quality player, knew he would be good.

Then the third person thinks Hey, let me add something original

Post 3: Yeah, brill player

And that's how the thread goes on for 250 replies.

No level of debate and just bumming eachother and agreeing, what thr fuck is the point of that.

And before you say you do you probably have about 20 members in total who don't support United. So fucking what? Wow, for most the time on there there's no other members but United fans where you just bum eachother. Only for one hour a week during your match threads do you debate, spastics.

Who now wants to be the cool one and look good infront of the rest of their fourm and try to come up with some witty comeback to this.

Half this fucking thread was one post smilies for fucks sake. The level of posting on here is immense.
 
lanie.salford said:
made you register though did'nt it :D
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Nope, just logged back on.

This is Gazza by the way, somebody gave me their password.

This is the only debate you will get until the next match thread in months so it doesn't make sense to ban me.

Or you can ban me and go back to bumming eachother.

And before you call me a scouse twat,

http://www.soccer24-7.com/forum/member.php?u=19738

Not a scouse and hate the scum.
 
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