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CLASSIC: how to lie about going to moscow and not get away with it

nearly got as many views as Boylies pm thread

fucking stupid this now
 
I've only had time to get about 60 pages read... ffs... i give up.
 
There are about 30 pages of shit songs in the middle!
 
im a cunt.

hello lads, its me.

i cant get into me account cos the mods obviously reset my username and password.

anyway.

just wanted to say, yes, i was a cunt, yes i shouldnt have told porkies to some fucking forum. im a cunt.

but the l;ads who know me (thanks for standing up for my character), the ones who've met me, know im alright, i do the odd daft thing, and on that other forum i went through a period of making up pointless shit for the hell of it.

its like the boy who cried wolf, but i never lied on here.

so can i have my account back to normal now please?

kev
 
hello lads, its me.

i cant get into me account cos the mods obviously reset my username and password.

anyway.

just wanted to say, yes, i was a cunt, yes i shouldnt have told porkies to some fucking forum. im a cunt.

but the l;ads who know me (thanks for standing up for my character), the ones who've met me, know im alright, i do the odd daft thing, and on that other forum i went through a period of making up pointless shit for the hell of it.

its like the boy who cried wolf, but i never lied on here.

so can i have my account back to normal now please?

kev

don't worry about it :D great thread that was

there was a couple of threads asking if you would get your account back, i think the mods mentioned something about you needing to PM them or email them to get your account back
 
hello lads, its me.

i cant get into me account cos the mods obviously reset my username and password.

anyway.

just wanted to say, yes, i was a cunt, yes i shouldnt have told porkies to some fucking forum. im a cunt.

but the l;ads who know me (thanks for standing up for my character), the ones who've met me, know im alright, i do the odd daft thing, and on that other forum i went through a period of making up pointless shit for the hell of it.

its like the boy who cried wolf, but i never lied on here.

so can i have my account back to normal now please?

kev

I emailed you a password reminder Tuesday night.
 
sorry julie just pm'd you!

can you pm me the password to this account?

is my username back?
 
sorry julie just pm'd you!

can you pm me the password to this account?

is my username back?

Well seeing as a few people know your full name i need to be sure this is actually genuine, like i said, I sent you a link to renew your password to your hp email addy, if you can tell me via pm what the hp stands for then i'll let you know the password.
 
hello lads, its me.

i cant get into me account cos the mods obviously reset my username and password.

anyway.

just wanted to say, yes, i was a cunt, yes i shouldnt have told porkies to some fucking forum. im a cunt.

but the l;ads who know me (thanks for standing up for my character), the ones who've met me, know im alright, i do the odd daft thing, and on that other forum i went through a period of making up pointless shit for the hell of it.

its like the boy who cried wolf, but i never lied on here.

so can i have my account back to normal now please?

kev

Your not a cunt, your a RI legend.
 
well that got me thinking!

pm sent
 
Welcome back Walter.............oops sorry SE9RED :)
 
thanks people :D

much better.

one thing, wtf is walter mitty anyway?
 
welcome back, kev.

even though you're delusional, semi literate and look like a hung over Gollum, you seem like a decent chap.
 
You changing your avatar?:D
 
Get in, Kev's back.
Thought you'd gone mad for a while mate! :D
 
welcome back, kev.

even though you're delusional, semi literate and look like a hung over Gollum, you seem like a decent chap.

cheers rouge, love you too.
 
thanks guys.

im under the impression that some of you thought it was a big funny wum on my part, and that im some sort of funny guy for it, it wasnt, im a cunt, who talked a load of bollocks to a load of dickheads who've never been near OT (no excuse), i shouldnt have done it.
 
thanks guys.

im under the impression that some of you thought it was a big funny wum on my part, and that im some sort of funny guy for it, it wasnt, im a cunt, who talked a load of bollocks to a load of dickheads who've never been near OT (no excuse), i shouldnt have done it.

Welcome back!
 
Welcome back, and apologies for Photoshopping your head onto the Iraqi information minister. :o
 
thanks guys.

im under the impression that some of you thought it was a big funny wum on my part, and that im some sort of funny guy for it, it wasnt, im a cunt, who talked a load of bollocks to a load of dickheads who've never been near OT (no excuse), i shouldnt have done it.



Don't worry, we all know you're a cunt.
:)
 
:D
 
thanks guys.

im under the impression that some of you thought it was a big funny wum on my part, and that im some sort of funny guy for it, it wasnt, im a cunt, who talked a load of bollocks to a load of dickheads who've never been near OT (no excuse), i shouldnt have done it.

It actually spawned a very good wum thread that kept most on here entertained on a shitty Bank Hoilday Weekend.

Some of "Your" so called quotes adorned many a signature on the forum as you slowly lost your grip on reality, funny as fuck!!!

Over 28,000 posts on that shit hole 24/7, you do need help!!

:rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D



.
 
not posted heavily on it for about 2 years, but i had a few months off work years back and hammered it. lol.
 
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not posted heavily on it for about 2 years, but i had a few months off work a few years back and hammered it. lol.

LOL X 54.09
 
Nice to see you didn't leave SE9, welcome back, the thread was piss funny and after the mods admitted the wum, I think you've become a legend.
Oh and the DVD is great.
Cheers Matey.
;)
 
Nice to see you didn't leave SE9, welcome back, the thread was piss funny and after the mods admitted the wum, I think you've become a legend.
Oh and the DVD is great.
Cheers Matey.
;)

Where can i find the DVD?
I aint seen it.
 
thanks guys.

im under the impression that some of you thought it was a big funny wum on my part, and that im some sort of funny guy for it, it wasnt, im a cunt, who talked a load of bollocks to a load of dickheads who've never been near OT (no excuse), i shouldnt have done it.

I for one thought you had totally lost you're head to be honest! Anyway good to have you back.

Also a special shout out to you're brother and 'dave' :D :D
 
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