CLASSIC: Where does Petrol Appear From?

[Denton Red]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

 

[Atom Age Vampire]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

a big fuck off pipe



do you have someone who looks after you ?

 

[Simmo 1956]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

Admit you are the most stupid person on here

 

[Bill Bryson]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

Nope, that doesn't explain it. I don't fly planes but I can visualise how they get fuel into them.

 

[2badmice]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filling_station

 

[Calcio di Dio]

imagine when you find out that a shit load of our gas comes from a pipe in Russia

 

[Denton Red]

a big fuck off pipe



do you have someone who looks after you ?

A big fuck off pipe...yep im now in the know. How come ive never seen one of these mythical pipes

 

[giggs11]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

It is indeed obvious - the petrol companies employ little midget men to live underground and fill up the tanks for them with the aid of a pipe network.

 

[epson stylus photo 830u]

You seen the Barclays advert with the slides?

It's like that, except invisible and filled with petrol and not water.

 

[Denton Red]

Nope, that doesn't explain it. I don't fly planes but I can visualise how they get fuel into them.

ye but im guessing its not as simple as just sticking a tube on a petrol tanker and putting it into a pipe under ground, a retard could have worked that out

 

[Bill Bryson]

ye but im guessing its not as simple as just sticking a tube on a petrol tanker and putting it into a pipe under ground, a retard could have worked that out

Apparently not.

 

[Atom Age Vampire]

ye but im guessing its not as simple as just sticking a tube on a petrol tanker and putting it into a pipe under ground, a retard could have worked that out

it is










and you did'nt

 

[Simmo 1956]

ye but im guessing its not as simple as just sticking a tube on a petrol tanker and putting it into a pipe under ground, a retard could have worked that out

It is and you are a retard

 

[jellyfish2007]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

by the pray of god almighty

 

[Denton Red]

it is










and you did'nt

i knew there was some pipes involved.....just dont know what one of these pipes underground is doing or what it looks like, it might not be there for all i know

 

[Denton Red]

It is and you are a retard

i disagree if it was simple there would be a clear visible indication that there was some sort of pipe underground and some leaflets on how a tanker gets the petrol in there......for a start what would happen if some knob sack dropped a lighter down there....im presuming theres some sort of safety around these pipes

 

[has probabaly been banned]

petrol isn't flammable when it's underground

 

[Quaddyred]

petrol isn't flammable when it's underground

or on Sundays.

 

[Denton Red]

petrol isn't flammable when it's underground

are you winding me up now

 

[Ian Curtis’ kitchen table]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

Thats priceless ! I think your post should be sent on e-mail to everyone in the world.My 8 year old wouldnt ask something like that.

 

[Fudpucker]

This poor fellow is depriving a village of an idiot!

 

[Ralph Milne]

Make this a sticky!

 

[Kingy6899]

is this up there with shadow boxing and knowing things before they happen due to a time difference?

 

[Ralph Milne]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

Please don't learn to drive. The roads are dangerous enough place already.

 

[ManxRed]

Hope this helps.

 

[Willso]

WTF

 

[andy1999]

When i was walking past a petrol station today i thought where is the petrol that goes into those pumps that runs peoples cars, the pumps seem to run underground....and if there is a tank underground how do they fill it up from the petrol tankers ......i dont drive that might explain why i sound like a dick and its probably more obvious than my brain can comprehend

Here's another one for you to think about:

There are 6 gas suppliers in the UK. In any one road you might have one house getting British Gas, one EDF, one Southern, one NPower etc. Since there is only one gas main in the street how does each house get the right gas from the right supplier.



Kept me up for 3 weeks that one..

 

[tommo27]

Here's another one for you to think about:

There are 6 gas suppliers in the UK. In any one road you might have one house getting British Gas, one EDF, one Southern, one NPower etc. Since there is only one gas main in the street how does each house get the right gas from the right supplier.



Kept me up for 3 weeks that one..

 

[rhino81uk]

also, where does all the rubber go from worn out tyres???

 

[danmar]

for a start what would happen if some knob sack dropped a lighter down there

then there would be a lighter down there.
they have caps on the pipes so its unlikely that would happen.
by the way they are the big grey pipes that come out of the ground at every petrol station. but you already knew that

 

[cduffy]

a big fuck off pipe



do you have someone who looks after you ?

That made me laugh

 

[Cantona's Collar]

ye but im guessing its not as simple as just sticking a tube on a petrol tanker and putting it into a pipe under ground, a retard could have worked that out

Vintage stuff

What a complete fucking imbecile.

 

[rioja]

all petrol is kept behind the counter near the fags and lighters. when you lift the handle, the staff email petrol to the pump.

most garages are now wireless so people don't trip up on the forecourt

 

[rouge diablo]

Petrol is a heavenly gift from our Lord Jesus Christ.

You fucking spastic.

 

[rioja]

Petrol is a heavenly gift from our Lord Jesus Christ.

You fucking spastic.

Yep: hence religions go to war over it

The 3 wise men actually arrived late in bethlehem and had to go to the all night garage for gifts as everywhere was closed as it was Xmas. They bought:

4 litres of petrol
screenwash
firelighters

then the arabs won the sacred fountain of petrol near Gallilee in a backgammon contest and its been fucking chaos ever since, and why you you can't buy booze in most petrol stations

 

[Denton Red]

your all calling me a spastic yet i have not recieved a definitive answer, and untill i do you the spastic remarks can be put on hold

 

[rouge diablo]

your all calling me a spastic yet i have not recieved a definitive answer, and untill i do you the spastic remarks can be put on hold

Petrol tanker>puts hose into underground tank at filling station>hose goes to pump and fills up vehicles.

you spastic.

 

[Denton Red]

Petrol tanker>puts hose into underground tank at filling station>hose goes to pump and fills up vehicles.

you spastic.

if you can provide a picture of one of these mythical tanks it would be much appreciated, otherwise it could be a load of bollocks, and how far underground are these "tanks"?

 

[rouge diablo]

if you can provide a picture of one of these mythical tanks it would be much appreciated, otherwise it could be a load of bollocks, and how far underground are these "tanks"?

Actually, I'm starting to believe that you may have something here....

Have you consulted Simon Death on this matter?

 

[Denton Red]

Actually, I'm starting to believe that you may have something here....

Have you consulted Simon Death on this matter?

i dont know simon death, why does he work at a petrol station?