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CLASSIC: headbutted some cunt tonite

Is the chap full of shit or on the level, vote now

  • Terry Norton grotted the geezer and is now on the run

    Votes: 6 10.9%

  • Aldridge Prior has no mates. He invents tales to get through the day

    Votes: 49 89.1%
  • Total voters
    55
MobBoss said:
Dear Spastic

i want the name of the pub, location and time of the incident. We'll phone the landlord and ask him if there was a head butting incident.

The forum awaits your munchausen tale you mong

Either way, it's pricks like you that make new year's eve shit.
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your concern for the munich singing bastard is touching
well forgive me for not incriminating meself further . im also not that hard to trace for the city boys as they arent a lot of reds round where i am

i will make a deal with you . on the next matchday i will gladly buy you a drink and fill u in on all the details. you can here it straight from my spastic mong mouth.
in fact ill be in the taps in Henry St Lytham St. Annes at about 5 .ill happlily buy you a pint ill recognise you as i know who you are mate
 
MossSideRED said:
your concern for the munich singing bastard is touching
well forgive me for not incriminating meself further . im also not that hard to trace for the city boys as they arent a lot of reds round where i am

i will make a deal with you . on the next matchday i will gladly buy you a drink and fill u in on all the details. you can here it straight from my spastic mong mouth.
in fact ill be in the taps in Henry St Lytham St. Annes at about 5 .ill happlily buy you a pint ill recognise you as i know who you are mate
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Send me all the details munchausen man by pm or email MobBoss00@hotmail.com

I'll verifty the story with the pub. Happy?
 
MossSideRED said:
your concern for the munich singing bastard is touching
well forgive me for not incriminating meself further . im also not that hard to trace for the city boys as they arent a lot of reds round where i am

i will make a deal with you . on the next matchday i will gladly buy you a drink and fill u in on all the details. you can here it straight from my spastic mong mouth.
in fact ill be in the taps in Henry St Lytham St. Annes at about 5 .ill happlily buy you a pint ill recognise you as i know who you are mate
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Is there anybody willing to translate this for me?
Many Thanks in advance.
 
MobBoss said:
Send me all the details munchausen man by pm or email MobBoss00@hotmail.com

I'll verifty the story with the pub. Happy?
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not happy becuase as u well know ive commited abh or gbh (i didnt stick around to see how fucked the cunt was) im not going to admit to a crime in fact i didnt do it it was all a joke.

if you ring the landlord saying i know the bloke who broke his nose then he will tell them and they can call the old bill.

unlike some of the soft cunts around her eive actually done time and wouldnt do it again just so some people on a website beilive me

anyway i lied.if any cunt got fucked its a coincedence mate
 
MossSideRED said:
not happy becuase as u well know ive commited abh or gbh (i didnt stick around to see how fucked the cunt was) im not going to admit to a crime in fact i didnt do it it was all a joke.

if you ring the landlord saying i know the bloke who broke his nose then he will tell them and they can call the old bill.

unlike some of the soft cunts around her eive actually done time and wouldnt do it again just so some people on a website beilive me

anyway i lied.if any cunt got fucked its a coincedence mate
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Sorry to be a mither again but could someone...
 
MossSideRED said:
not happy becuase as u well know ive commited abh or gbh (i didnt stick around to see how fucked the cunt was) im not going to admit to a crime in fact i didnt do it it was all a joke.

if you ring the landlord saying i know the bloke who broke his nose then he will tell them and they can call the old bill.

unlike some of the soft cunts around her eive actually done time and wouldnt do it again just so some people on a website beilive me

anyway i lied.if any cunt got fucked its a coincedence mate
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I'm on the verge of tears.
 
Right lads, if you've not done time -- you're a soft cunt. Just so you know.:rolleyes:
 
"Do you wannaa get sucked in?"

"No I dont want to get sucked in"

"So what was it"

"It was a couple of ponces mincing around talking rubbish"
 
Dangerous Dave said:
"Do you wannaa get sucked in?"

"No I dont want to get sucked in"

"So what was it"

"It was a couple of ponces mincing around talking rubbish"
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Brilliant dave, just brilliant.:D


This thread is great, lets keep it going.
 
You hot footing it off up to Lytham as we speak Mob?
 
MossSideRED said:
unlike some of the soft cunts around her eive actually done time
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:D :D :D It's people like you that make this country great! Although I can't decide if you're lying or just being honest and making a cunt of yourself.
 
This is quite amusing
 
ill say one thing i know mobboss i know he has a decent rep but this meet in the gorse is a patetic little arselicker hanging on to his coatails and posting smiy faces after his every post . most people are reading it thinking your a gimp sex slave meet in gorse.

bte feel free to meet me in the taps in about an hour. i'll be in a aquascutum jakcet that gos for anyone.come down and share your thoughts about me being a shit talker
 
MossSideRED said:
ill say one thing i know mobboss i know he has a decent rep but this meet in the gorse is a patetic little arselicker hanging on to his coatails and posting smiy faces after his every post . most people are reading it thinking your a gimp sex slave meet in gorse.

bte feel free to meet me in the taps in about an hour. i'll be in a aquascutum jakcet that gos for anyone.come down and share your thoughts about me being a shit talker
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Are you Russell Crowe?
 
MossSideRED said:
ill say one thing i know mobboss i know he has a decent rep but this meet in the gorse is a patetic little arselicker hanging on to his coatails and posting smiy faces after his every post . most people are reading it thinking your a gimp sex slave meet in gorse.

bte feel free to meet me in the taps in about an hour. i'll be in a aquascutum jakcet that gos for anyone.come down and share your thoughts about me being a shit talker
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i'll be wearing a pink carnation.


nothing else.






just a pink carnation.
 
MossSideRED said:
unlike some of the soft cunts around her eive actually done time and wouldnt do it again just so some people on a website beilive me
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Didn't fancy the computer literacy courses much then?
 
MossSideRED said:
ill say one thing i know mobboss i know he has a decent rep but this meet in the gorse is a patetic little arselicker hanging on to his coatails and posting smiy faces after his every post . most people are reading it thinking your a gimp sex slave meet in gorse.

bte feel free to meet me in the taps in about an hour. i'll be in a aquascutum jakcet that gos for anyone.come down and share your thoughts about me being a shit talker
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You'll be in a what?:confused:
 
MossSideRED said:
ill say one thing i know mobboss i know he has a decent rep but this meet in the gorse is a patetic little arselicker hanging on to his coatails and posting smiy faces after his every post . most people are reading it thinking your a gimp sex slave meet in gorse.

bte feel free to meet me in the taps in about an hour. i'll be in a aquascutum jakcet that gos for anyone.come down and share your thoughts about me being a shit talker
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Thats the second can I've spilt now you cunt. :D :D :D
 
this is officially the hardest thread i've ever seen!!:D
 
Moss side fibber I'll meet you next home game about 1ish.
I'll let you figure out where I drink.
 
KHITC. said:
Scouse humour will never die :rolleyes:
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You should though. Lest you reproduce. The last thing the world needs is more of you.
 
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