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CLASSIC: Ladies and gentlemen, I've only gone and infiltrated the doll forum again!

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This time as a very camp member called David Ian who likes male dolls! Here's my 'Let me introduce myself guys' thread.

h##p://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=37071

Copy and paste into browser and replace ## with tt. This will stop them linking it to RI which screwed us last time.

Originally posed by David Ian
Yes I'm new and don't really know which bit of the forum I use to introduce myself on? I've never discussed my attraction to dolls before to anyone but thought I may as well start after I heard someone talking about a magazine article about people into dolls and there being websites for them whilst on the bus. I've found this one and thought I'd take the plunge as it's annonymous! My name is David Ian and I like male dolls.

I live at home with my mum who has no idea about my interest in dolls. Fortunately as an adult I have my own room with a lock so have been able to purchase an inflatable male sex doll with a vibrating 8 inch penis but have yet to splash out on an expensive doll of my dreams, this is my ultimate ambition and this site has inspired my to live out my dreams. I will undoubtedly have many questions over time (hopefully I won't be too annoying) and I'm intrigued by the many various forums and different stories on this site

I'm heavily into music and a big fan of The Stone Roses so hopefully will be able to have some interesting chats about that in the future? Nice to meet you all and it's great being a member of the doll forum right now

originally posted by some doll fucker
Welcome to the Forum David Ian

Since you are new here... and you're interested in higher end male dolls. Abyss is having a $1000 off summer sale until the end of July this month.

If I recall they recently had a male doll which was being sold as a factory second.... I don't know if he's found a home yet or not. However, you might want to look in the Buy/Sell section.

Again, welcome to the forum.

originally posted by some doll fucker
Welcome to TDF, David Ian!!!

You'll find this is a nice place to be!!!

~Keegan

originally posted by David Ian
Oh thank you gents, how polite and friendly everyone seems to be. It's rather overwhelming to be honest as I've honestly never done the talking about my doll fascination thing before and I'm a little unsure as to how 'naive' I may come across although looking through this site there's a lot of honesty to say the least lol. I'm quite open about my gayness and my mother knows (although she doesn't really talk about it) and I'm rather popular in the gay village in Manchester to say the least

My doll is called 'Gavin' and even though he's not a 'high end doll' unfortunately, he pleases me and I hope to purchase a more life like model soon as mentioned previously. I love to dress Gavin up (or the Gavster as I like to call him) however as an inflatable he doesn't 'wear' the clothes as well as a more life like doll would unfortunately as well as not looking as realistic. Thanks for the advice and I'll have another browse around the quite delightful 'buy & sell' section, this whole place is just fabulous.

Once again thanks for the welcome and I look forward to chatting to everyone.

David

originally posted by a doll fucker
Welcome to the forumDavid Ian,

Great to have new members dropping in. Male dolls need a boost. The more interested parties that come forth the greater the incentive for manufacturers

originally posted by David Ian
Thanks midiman and howdy,

I accept that the majority of doll lovers prefer the female dolls however I'm sure there's significant numbers who love their boys too. As I sit typing this Gavin is sat in the corner looking fine. I've dressed him is his black north face jacket and pants combo which I affectionately refer to as his 'urban combat ensemble' and oh my stars he does look fabulous. I do love a man in black


There's another thread 'Anyone prefer the more mature looking doll?'

h##p://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=37127

and also 'Have The Stone Roses ...................'

h##p://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=37139

If you join up don't all post on my threads like last time and since my last infiltration most sections are members only (my above posts are in the none members section for all too see). Also check out my sexy avatar and location and signature

David Ian :D
 
I've been waiting a long time for this.

GADAB - you are a leg end :cool:
 
you need locking up you weirdo
 
Fuck me - the second sentence from the first response is to sell you a doll :)
 
Ffs :d
 
:eek:
 
Fuck me - the second sentence from the first response is to sell you a doll :)

There's a thread in the members section about doll rental :eek:

David Ian replied of course ;)
 
Gavin :D

rest of it was shit.
 
Users browsing this forum: dannybgood, David Ian and 21 guests:D
 
role play only section FFS ,bet theres some sick puppies in there
 
Was thinking the 'live with my mum' might be laying it on a bit thick but obviously not. Must be quite a common thing there:D
 
Black Ops, like it.

(Tracy Toffu is still a sleeper on the veggie board.)
 
I wish I wasnt going out tonight now..lovely stuff
 
Jesus :D, how long ago did we do that my friend? Can't even remember my name on that one :eek:

Think it was between the Elk Hunters and bothering Minnie Mouse's admirers! :D
 
There are some very strange people about, how can people really do this stuff?
Not including G.A.D.A.B of course.
 
I fucking love the fact he gave his doll the name Gavin and dressed the fucker up in full M.I.B regalia :D

Have some green rape.
 
role play only section FFS ,bet theres some sick puppies in there

After you mentioned it I decided to have a gander (for research purposes only you understand), Jesus Christ :eek:

It's where the dolls talk and a thread entitled 'In through the out door' exists

originally posted by some psychopath
so, tonight msg and i had butt sex for only the second time.

oh my god!

we had deliberately avoided doing it in the butt for ages, over two years i think, on account of my bum-hole having a couple of little imperfections that made msg worried it might tear if subjected to any "intrusive activity." i humored him on this, although i admit to occasionally wanting to say, "you know, sweetie-meatie, you're plenty big enough for me in the dingus department, but it's not like you've got some kinda horse-dwarfing humongo-cock of ass-splitting proportions down there."

anyway, a couple months ago we were doggie-styling it and i totally spontaneously said, "do you want to do me in the ass?" and he said he did, and he did. it was very quick and very good and nothing bad happened to my poopular region, and we both agreed that we should probably do it again sometime.

fast-forward to tonight.

we were on the edge of the bed, him standing and me with my legs up and hooked around him, which is a very nice position that i way recommend, since it is not particularly taxing for him and his hands are free to roam because he doesn't have to keep himself propped up with his elbows or anything and finally the penetration potential is super-good, by which i mean every stroke can be pretty much a full-length, to-the-hilt wild-slide of wonder.

this was going very well, with a lot of cooing and kissing and a couple of pre-orgasm tremors on my part, but even though i could tell i would soon be seeing stars, the notion came into my head that i'd really like to take it in the ass again. so i said i wanted to flip over and stand up too with him behind me, which he said would be dandy by him, and then i made a tactical error and straightened my legs up before he pulled out, which put us in what i think is called the "pike" position, which he apparently found really, really good, if the noises he made were any indication, and we both almost forgot about me turning over and standing up, since it was pretty clear we'd be going for the gold in that pike position with only a few more strokes. but i remembered my plan, and i stopped him by saying, "hey, i had an ulterior motive for wanting to turn my posterior over. i was thinking you could butt-sex me again." and he said, "oh, geez," in a very tempted tone that i could tell also sounded like he was still nervous about the durability of my exit hole. so i said, "well, let me stand up anyway, and you can think about it while you're giving it to me from behind."

now, despite the fact that he was hesitating, at this point i totally knew we were going to end up having ass sex, and i'm sure he did too, but we both pretended otherwise and i turned over and put my feet on the floor and bent down across the bed and tilted my hoo-hah to let him in.

by this point i have already recommended the edge-of-the-bed position, and i think i made it pretty clear that that pike position was sextastically sweet too, and now i have to say that the standing-up doggie sex is likewise dynamite. i had my elbows on the bed, but my boobs were hanging where msg could get a hand on each one while he bent over me and stuffed my muffin full of his studly hump-stick. oo-la-la!

so at just the right moment while we were going at it that way, he had his head over my shoulder so that his face was right beside mine, and i whispered very insistently, "butt-sex me, lover."

and he said, "okay."

i was breathing hard already, and as he pulled out of me and put on a nice, considerate amount of lube, i just closed my eyes and felt all the hot, quivering anticipation that one person could stand. then he stepped back in behind me, and i felt the tip of his joystick dab up against my tingling sphincter. he kind of slid off at the wrong angle the first time he tried to push in, to which i very politely did not make fun of him, because that would have been mean and also because even that near-miss just about made me come, i was so excited by then.

attempt number two was breathtaking.

with normal sex, i am more than happy for him to slide it right in and get things moving quickly. we do a lot of two-stage penetrations, where he gets a couple inches inside me right away, then adjusts his angle and pushes all the way in. but there's usually no more than a moment's pause between the head popping in and full engulfment.

this was probably the slowest single dick-stroke he has ever given me. even before the head was all the way in, he was saying, "oh my god," and i was saying "uhhh..." then i felt the ring of my asshole slip around the tip of his cock and he said "oh my god" again and "it's so tight!" i continued to say, "uhhh..." as his shaft eased into me millimeter by millimeter. i will not bore you with how many times we each said, "oh my god" and "it's really tight!" and "uhhh..." during that first stroke, mostly because i can't remember on account of my entire world had turned into the sensation of a cock pushing up inside my ass. he kept going, and going, until he was buried to the root with his pubes right up against my butt-crack.

we than had what was probably the world's most incoherent conversation about how good this was, which ended with me saying, "do it again," at which point he pulled back out almost as slowly as he'd gone in, and did it again.

the next several minutes were the slowest, tightest, groaningest sex we have ever had. at one point, in a moment of brilliance, he put his thumb inside my cunt and i just about exploded with multiple orgasms. eventually, he came too, and then we both crawled into bed and lay there panting.

so that's about it. butt-sex: five stars out of four!

anally yours,

claire

As sickened as I was by such a post, of course David Ian's doll Gavin had to reply

Hi it's Gavin here (though I prefer to be called The Gavster).

My owner davidian likes to pummel my rear passage regularly although his 4 inches isn't anwhere near the length of my magnificent 8 inch schlong :cool: . He always likes to dribble his juice over my buttocks and then lick it off before gargling with it and shouting "Who's your daddy Gavin" usually followed by "Just sayin"
 
So what is happening on here, anything new?
 
Just signed up as 'Doll Fitler', got some anti-Semite doll stories to get off my chest on there.

Awaiting moderation approval, will report back.
 
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I'll sign up when i get home :D. I had an email off the female first forum we did one on too should get them as well.
 
Just signed up as 'Doll Fitler', got some anti-Semite doll stories to get off my chest on there.

Awaiting moderation approval, will report back.


:D:D

lets not all sign up at once, that's what got us rumbled last time. Mrs S still wants to now why i had pictures of Baby S's dolls in compromising positions and my laptop. :o:eek:
 
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Doll Fitler is genius.

Does anyone else think that GADAB is using this 'infiltration' thing as a cover so he can justify going on there all the time?

Do you also challenge all your mates to play Female or Shemale as an excuse to smash it over some hot trannys?
 
Doll Fitler said:
Hello!

My fetishes may not conform to the norm, but I’m putting myself out there in hope that I find like-minded people on this forum.

Firstly, I fucking love dolls because they are everything that is good about woman, and everything woman are not. If only you could get a doll to cook and clean, or get a women to shut the fuck up, only then would absolute perfection be achieved. Unfortunately this is not possible, and a sex doll is as near to this idealism as possible, for me anyway.

Secondly, let me explain the whole ‘Third Reich’ theme that dominates my semi-perverse nature. Basically I had my first sexual experience during a history class, a class that was predominantly spent researching World War II. I got an erection during lesson, an experience that changed my life forever. Let me make this clear, I am in no way glorifying or condoning any of Adolf Hitlers actions or beliefs. I just feel erotically charged by the thought of his power and nothing to do with these despicable idealisms.

Anyway, now that the boring bit is out of the way, a bit of information about my dolls.
At the moment I own two very low grade inflatable dolls, until I can find a shop that offers finance deals at below 25% APR rate for a real doll, I’m stuck with the inflatable versions.

Let me introduce them to the forum (pics to follow if enough interest).

Eva Braun (Wife)

Eva is my first love, the only doll that would never allow another man to enter her either vaginally or anally. She’s been a part of my life now for almost 10 years. Although Eva has been on the receiving end of many puncture repair kits, she’s still as beautiful as the day we met, probably even more so. We have been through so much together, we’ve been caught in the act, several times, once in a public park by a police officer! She is the love of my life, and if we can spend another 10 years together then I’ll die a contented latex loving man.

Paula (Mistress/Sister)

Paula is a dirty slut, and has been my mistress for almost 2 years. She’s a mixed race Austrian dirtbag who only enjoys sex up the bum (fanny). Many a time I’ve come home from work early and caught her in the bedroom reading a pocket copy of Playboy inside the cover of Mein Kampf, acting all innocent. She likes to be bitten a lot, and enjoys hair pulling (although her hair isn’t very lifelike). I’ve been wanting to separate from her for a while now, but the sex is great and couldn’t impose such filth sexual acts on my wife, Eva.

Maybe If I got another mistress then I could finally move on in life, but this hinges massively on being able to get a good finance deal on a real doll here in the UK.

If you’ve read all the above, I thank you for your time, and I welcome any questions or feedback you may have for me.

Doll Forum Moderator said:
Dear Doll Fitler,

I'm sorry to say, but we can't allow you to post on the forum with content such as this.

Getting an erection while talking about the power of Hitler, having a doll named after Hitler's wife, mentioning Mein Kampf, all these are not subjects we are going to allow here. We are an international forum, so we also have many German members, same as Austrian ones, and some are definitely "mixed race" as you call them.

You will not find like-minded people here who think the same way you do.

Also, your post is VERY demeaning to women, which is also something we will not allow.

You're welcome to post in an acceptable fashion, but we won't tolerate any repeat of this.

Kind regards,
TDF Management

Soft bastards.
 
This time it's not Mr Rouge the doll, but Diablo the mannequin

In my thread entitled 'Need advice on obtaining a mannequin'

Hello there, I need some assistance please my friends. As I mentioned in previous posts, I only have a blow up male doll called Gavin at present and was hoping to eventually buy a life like doll money permitting. Any how, I've had my eye on a drop dead gorgeous mannequin that inhabits the local Oxfam charity shop near by. He's a bald, mature looking mannequin who often looks great wearing the various hand me downs donated to the shop. With no hair and a mature weathered look, he proudly stands with a devilish look on his worn old face, so devilish in fact that I've christened him 'Diablo'

I find myself constantly looking at him and last night even dreamed of Diablo and myself cruising around the estates in a Porsche Boxter looking fabulous. I imagine the wind buffeting his bald head while he wears his latest donated ensemble. Each week I pay a visit to the shop just to admire him and would love to own him but don't know how? I was nearly caught photographing him the other week but got away with it. As the shop is local I need a decent reason to offer to buy him without it seeming suspicious, how can I go about this as I really want Diablo living in my room where he'll be catered for in every department and never have to work again the lazy bastard!

Any ideas how I can obtain him discretely as with my mum going to Prague in a few days time for a week, this would be an ideal window for me to sneak him into my room. Also has anyone ever attempted D.I.Y.on a store mannequin to make them sexually active. Any advice as I really want this particular mannequin who I have feelings growing ever more strongly for?

David Ian

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Go into the shop and ask how much they want for Diablo. They'll probably tell you they don't want to sell him as it is hard for Oxfam shops to get hold of mannequins. I have tried before now, believe me. Then look on ebay where mannequins male and female come up all the time. There are several male ones on there at the moment. Try and find one close by and then go and collect it in person. I collect mannequins (female) and I do this regularly. Obviously you have to win the auction but I usually go for the Buy Me Nows if it looks reasonable value.

You could have a look on this ebay seller:

http://myworld.ebay.nl/zgmxl

He also sells male mannequins, and I know he's reliable, because I ordered my female mannequin from him.

To find out what brand Diablo is, you could simply ask them, you don't need a reason, and if they ask you, you can say "just curious".
They'll never suspect you want him for sexual purposes, so they won't be suspicious about you asking a question about their mannequin.

But they probably won't sell you their store mannequin, because if they do, they have to buy a brand new one again...

If you look closely at the mannequin, you might see the manufacturer's name. If you see any markings or model numbers on her, post it here, and I will see if I can help you out. I've had more mannequins then Wilt Chamberlain had girlfriends, plus I go to many mannequin shows, so there's a strong possibility I might be able to determine the manufacturer for you. I live in Brooklyn, NY. near many, many mannequin showrooms. I've been to most of them.

Yes, I'm getting concerned about my own mental state before amyone mentions it :eek:
 
Can someone post that computer generated video up? It was one of the funniest things ive ever seen.
 
this post is making with cry, its brilliant. :D :D
 
This time it's not Mr Rouge the doll, but Diablo the mannequin

In my thread entitled 'Need advice on obtaining a mannequin'



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Yes, I'm getting concerned about my own mental state before amyone mentions it :eek:


You need to seek the services of a mental health professional.
 
The german post was class... soft bastards ! im in tears here :D:D
 
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