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NONSENSE: How many games have you seen United play?

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Just asking?

I've attended well over 1000, first game was start of 1976/77 season, I continually went for 35 years before completely giving it up.
 
twatlock said:
Just asking?

I've attended well over 1000, first game was start of 1976/77 season, I continually went for 35 years before completely giving it up.
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Superfan
 
twatlock said:
Just asking?

I've attended well over 1000, first game was start of 1976/77 season, I continually went for 35 years before completely giving it up.
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Oh well you enjoyed seeing The Doc's lads in action & Big Ron's 1st 4 & a bit years we're enjoyable & Fergie's last 10 years or so:cool::)
 
I've been to Old Trafford twice, although the second time was only for a museum tour.

I've seen us on telly loads of times, though.
 
Mods any chance of moving this to the NONSENSE: Drivel thread?
 
Mods, please close this dick waving thread for the good of the OP.
 
twatlock said:
Just asking?

I've attended well over 1000, first game was start of 1976/77 season, I continually went for 35 years before completely giving it up.
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well over 1001.
 
Does this include motd and goals on Sunday?
 
Sarkans said:
And youtube?
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And itv’s the match (Elton welsby is a wanker…)

Does radio count? Listened to loads of Tom Tyrell commentaries on 1152. “It’s a goaaaal” etc.
 
twatlock said:
Just asking?

I've attended well over 1000, first game was start of 1976/77 season, I continually went for 35 years before completely giving it up.
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I take it you kept your political views to yourself in the away pubs before any game, you really wouldn't have made it beyond 100 otherwise.
 
par said:
Mods, please close this dick waving thread for the good of the OP.
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Oh let’s leave it open for a bit.

I can just imagine twatty going all captain darling and getting a twitch in his eye with some of our responses.

#boilingpiss indeed eh twatty?
 
I'm also going to count my Man United on video videos, had to risk a monthly trip to birthdays in bury millgate to buy a copy
 
Likely Lad said:
I'm also going to count my Man United on video videos, had to risk a monthly trip to birthdays in bury millgate to buy a copy
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Only top reds bought and kept them likely. I wonder how many twitching twatty collected
 
Likely Lad said:
I'm also going to count my Man United on video videos, had to risk a monthly trip to birthdays in bury millgate to buy a copy
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You don't attend a video or attend watching motd.

It was an easy enough question, seems alot haven't been much.

Likely the ones wanting a thread closed are the ones that are embarrassed at never going/been to watch them live.
 
twatlock said:
You don't attend a video or attend watching motd.

It was an easy enough question, seems alot haven't been much.

Likely the ones wanting a thread closed are the ones that are embarrassed at never going/been to watch them live.
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Give it a rest you bullshitting cunt :D
 
twatlock said:
You don't attend a video or attend watching motd.

It was an easy enough question, seems alot haven't been much.

Likely the ones wanting a thread closed are the ones that are embarrassed at never going/been to watch them live.
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Seems like you don’t even understand your own question, which was:-

“How many games have you seen United play?”

I’d suggest logging off for a day or two, simply for your own wellbeing. ;)
 
Likely Lad said:
Does this include motd and goals on Sunday?
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Sharp viewcam said:
And bbc sportsnight?
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Sarkans said:
And youtube?
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Sharp viewcam said:
And itv’s the match (Elton welsby is a wanker…)

Does radio count? Listened to loads of Tom Tyrell commentaries on 1152. “It’s a goaaaal” etc.
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Bit disrespectful to leave out watching them play, with you in control on Commodore 64, Amiga, Sega Megadrive, Nintendo, PlayStation and XBOX
 
cantona7 said:
Bit disrespectful to leave out watching them play, with you in control on Commodore 64, Amiga, Sega Megadrive, Nintendo, PlayStation and XBOX
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Well I didn’t want to swing my dick like twitchy twatty but I did have Manchester United and United In Europe for the Amiga
 
Has anyone got a United nut? I have. :cool:
 
Isn’t it amazing that twatlock never posted before Covid happened and is now up to 11k? 75% of them in the Covid thread too.

Random but interesting facts.
 
The Wolf Man said:
Isn’t it amazing that twatlock never posted before Covid happened and is now up to 11k? 75% of them in the Covid thread too.

Random but interesting facts.
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Please tell me that is true :D
 
The Wolf Man said:
Isn’t it amazing that twatlock never posted before Covid happened and is now up to 11k? 75% of them in the Covid thread too.

Random but interesting facts.
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Been a member from day 1, didn't post much, bit of a lurker, Brexit was my thread of choice.

Dont see the point of posting on match day threads as I was at the match itself or watching on telly.

Instead of focusing on me , just estimate how many times you have attended United games.

If you see it as a dick waving exercise, it can be if you want? People do it often enough about post counts
 
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Watched Giuliano Maiorana's debut on Ceefax because he's my cousin and I fancied him something rotten at the time
 
Is there a number that would somehow make an answer acceptable in the eyes of Twatlock?
 
par said:
Seems like you don’t even understand your own question, which was:-

“How many games have you seen United play?”

I’d suggest logging off for a day or two, simply for your own wellbeing. ;)
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Been saying for a while he struggles with comprehension.
 
Sharp viewcam said:
Well I didn’t want to swing my dick like twitchy twatty but I did have Manchester United and United In Europe for the Amiga
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Great games they were:cool:
 
Vincent said:
Please tell me that is true :D
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COVID thread posts. So about 30% of all his posts across 17 years of being a member were in that thread. He has eleven (11) jn the Brexit thread...

twatlock said:
Been a member from day 1, didn't post much, bit of a lurker, Brexit was my thread of choice.

Dont see the point of posting on match day threads as I was at the match itself or watching on telly.
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Also can't post in match day threads as he is watching on telly yet literally hundred of us do. Will leave out his "at the match" excuse as he has not been for 13 years according to his own posts.
 
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Moon said:
I've been to Old Trafford twice, although the second time was only for a museum tour.

I've seen us on telly loads of times, though.
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I'm impressed... and a bit jealous :o

I've driven past the cricket ground once but never the football stadium.
Guess I still beat most Man U fans though as most of them have not been North of Watford
 
I can just imagine Twatty swinging his dick in excitement thinking he got one over us all with his spurious claims about attending 1000 matches

never mind twatty, #boilingpiss etc :D
 
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