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CLASSIC: 200 scousers stuck at John Lennon Airport

Paulsalford said:
In John Lennon's famous own words :D

Imagine there's no plane
It's easy if you try
No way to Athens
They'll have to watch on Sky
Imagine all the vermin
Stuck at home today
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Quality, Good rep mate!!!!
 
Its got to be black armbands all round tonight:D
 
anyone else thinking that the pilot might be a United fan?! :D
 
There was one bloke with his daughter.

He'd put "2 months of wages" worth on his visa cos it was a once-in-a-lifetime trip. He was next to tears and his kid couldn't speak. They're now off home to watch the match.


Next up came 2 Shrek-a-Likes - "we're devastated - it's a once-in-a-liftime trip. We've been to Dortmund, Istanbul - everywhere but this is a once-in-a-lifetime trip. It's yer legacy innit."


Even better - some of Shreks' mates had gone on an earlier flight without tickets, meaning there's 2 FREE spares in Dipperville that could so nearly have gone to ticketless scousers.


Just made a shite day that little bit more bearable!!
:D:D
 
Rorschach said:
There was one bloke with his daughter.

He'd put "2 months of wages" worth on his visa cos it was a once-in-a-lifetime trip. He was next to tears and his kid couldn't speak. They're now off home to watch the match.


Next up came 2 Shrek-a-Likes - "we're devastated - it's a once-in-a-liftime trip. We've been to Dortmund, Istanbul - everywhere but this is a once-in-a-lifetime trip. It's yer legacy innit."


Even better - some of Shreks' mates had gone on an earlier flight without tickets, meaning there's 2 FREE spares in Dipperville that could so nearly have gone to ticketless scousers.


Just made a shite day that little bit more bearable!!
:D:D
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It was mint that!!:D
 
minutes silence any one?
 
It's like watching a genuine human tragedy roll out in front of you. However unpleasant the people involved may be I for one struggle not to have a massive degree of sympathy and empathy for them and to hope for a positive ending.
 
POLO said:
It's like watching a genuine human tragedy roll out in front of you. However unpleasant the people involved may be I for one struggle not to have a massive degree of sympathy and empathy for them and to hope for a positive ending.
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Nope. Sorry.


Usual rules of sympathy are always suspended when scouse are involved.


You can't feel for the human suffering of sub-humans.
 
This is setting the scene for them winning later. Wait'll you see - "we did it for the stranded ones", "missed the game, cost me two months wages but still one of the best nights of me life, la".

Nothing surer.
 
Rorschach said:
Nope. Sorry.


Usual rules of sympathy are always suspended when scouse are involved.


You can't feel for the human suffering of sub-humans.
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Whoops, sorry, thought I was still on the Once Upon A Time In America thread.

While I'm here I'll comment on the John Lennon Airport situation.







Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you scouse cunts!!!!!!!!!!
 
ha ha from RAOTL

the brother has just got home. DISTRAUGHT! long story, but as i said earlier i gave him my ticket an he was due to fly out on a different flight to this one earlier on, but somehow missed boarding, he still doesnt know how.

When he realised he started screaming runnning around the airport looking for the gate then when he got htere it had already boarded. He started hyperventilating then fell down some stairs and fainted. :D

Security took him to the ryannair desk where he fainted again :D and one of the girls called him a dickhead for missing his flight. They told him there wasnt anything they could do when the security fella asked someone on the off chance if there were any spare flights at all. BINGO a spare flight and as good will they only charged him £175 for the name change instead of the ful fare which it should have been. He went straight to the gate to make sure this time as the flight was already delayed when he was put on it. First they described the delay as water in the fuel tank, then a further delay due to the fuel pipe, and finally with a major police presence the flight was cancelled. Apparently the police showed no emotion, and didnt seem to care. Theyv been given a piece of paper with their rights on but whats that worth at the moment.

Fully grown men in tears, screaming with despair. :D Someone try to tell THEM its just a game. I thought i would have been more angry at him for wasting my ticket but i just feel sorry for all involved. Hes on the vodka now so probably wont remember it on a few hours ha. The only thing that ca sort this mess out even slightly is if the redmen bring home number six. COME ON LADS!!!!! YNWA
 
dag The Bounty Hunter said:
ha ha from RAOTL

the brother has just got home. DISTRAUGHT! long story, but as i said earlier i gave him my ticket an he was due to fly out on a different flight to this one earlier on, but somehow missed boarding, he still doesnt know how.

When he realised he started screaming runnning around the airport looking for the gate then when he got htere it had already boarded. He started hyperventilating then fell down some stairs and fainted. :D

Security took him to the ryannair desk where he fainted again :D and one of the girls called him a dickhead for missing his flight. They told him there wasnt anything they could do when the security fella asked someone on the off chance if there were any spare flights at all. BINGO a spare flight and as good will they only charged him £175 for the name change instead of the ful fare which it should have been. He went straight to the gate to make sure this time as the flight was already delayed when he was put on it. First they described the delay as water in the fuel tank, then a further delay due to the fuel pipe, and finally with a major police presence the flight was cancelled. Apparently the police showed no emotion, and didnt seem to care. Theyv been given a piece of paper with their rights on but whats that worth at the moment.

Fully grown men in tears, screaming with despair. :D Someone try to tell THEM its just a game. I thought i would have been more angry at him for wasting my ticket but i just feel sorry for all involved. Hes on the vodka now so probably wont remember it on a few hours ha. The only thing that ca sort this mess out even slightly is if the redmen bring home number six. COME ON LADS!!!!! YNWA
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Fuck me I hope they filmed that on the Easy Jet documentaries.
Funny as fuck. :D
 
If I remember rightly with charter planes cancelled for 'technical reasons' they'll be doing well to even get their fare back.
 
dag The Bounty Hunter - you should post that on a thread of its own. :D
 
I must admit you can't blame the girl for taking the piss, today especially of all days you'd be watching the departing flights board like a hawk to see whether your flight was boarding or not.
 
better than winning the league
 
Theyv been given a piece of paper with their rights on but whats that worth at the moment.
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fuck all I reckon
 
Couple all this with a Milan win today - it couldnt get any better
 
Paulsalford said:
In John Lennon's famous own words :D

Imagine there's no plane
It's easy if you try
No way to Athens
They'll have to watch on Sky
Imagine all the vermin
Stuck at home today
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this needs to be sung (dunno where, maybe just in my head right now or on my own at the pub tonight...) but my point is.....:D :D :D
 
dag The Bounty Hunter said:
When he realised he started screaming runnning around the airport looking for the gate then when he got htere it had already boarded. He started hyperventilating then fell down some stairs and fainted.

Fully grown men in tears, screaming with despair.
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I'm in tears here crying with laughter!:D :D :D
fell down some stairs and fainted! That is too good
 
Funny thing is, most if not all probably had a little chuckle to the 'AIG - Almost in Greece' joke that was doing the rounds

That makes it all the funnier

:D
 
Anyone

Who starts a joke thread, remind us of this to get in the mood:D



Fuck the vermin cunts, if the roles were reversed, they would be pissing themselves........JUST LIKE WE ARE:D :D
 
Trafford_Red said:
Funny thing is, most if not all probably had a little chuckle to the 'AIG - Almost in Greece' joke that was doing the rounds

That makes it all the funnier

:D
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Can anyone photoshop that on to the photo of the plane?
 
Trafford_Red said:
Funny thing is, most if not all probably had a little chuckle to the 'AIG - Almost in Greece' joke that was doing the rounds

That makes it all the funnier

:D
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!

Irony so thick you could choke a donkey!!!

Brilliant stuff!
 
I just pray to God that

That airport or airline programme or whatever its called was filming today
 
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