CLASSIC: Chat to strangers.

[Prideofalleurope]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male 20
You: female 15
Stranger: My cocks hard
You: where are u
Stranger: Tennessee
You: wow im in kentucky
Stranger: How's that pussy my hard 9 inch cock in their
You: want to meet up
Stranger: Yes so we can fuck
You: yeeeeeeeee whre bouts?
Stranger: Franklin
You: oh wow i have family there
Stranger: I want that pussy I'll lick it hard
You: whats your name
Stranger: David Bailey Bell
Stranger: 6155853959
You: well david bailey bell i have something to tell you....
You: I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and all your details have been recorded
Stranger: What the fuck
You: What are you doing here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001237183492&sk=info

 

[mkr]

You: what up blud

Stranger: nothing

You: koolz, wer u from yo?

Stranger: asia

You: yo like those chinse mafia nigs?

Stranger: you

Stranger: right

You: im from da uk dawg, norf london init

Stranger: you must be one of the demonstrants

You: what

You: wut u mean dogg

Stranger: you are the fuckin' bastard demonstrant

You: wut da fuck is u on about homie

Stranger: you destroyed my shop

You: wut shop is urs?

You: i be on at lootin u know blud, homie got a new tv an shiz

Stranger: the martial arts shop

You: naaaa blud i take nothin from no martial arts shops, i got tv an sum new kicks init

You: and a bag of rice for da homies

Stranger: really ?

You: yeaa blud u know i be on dem riots free stuff init

You: do u hav riots in china?

Stranger: nothing so far

You: kl kl u shud get some shit started init

Stranger: hayyyiaa, blud. yooou're RIGHT

You: init blud china mans is usualy skinny tho init need a big bastard to break the shutter down

Stranger: you're the one

You: na blud homie aint dat big u no, need to get my homie tyrone on it

You: man dem getaway driver too

Stranger: okay

Stranger: by the way, how old are u ?

You: i 18 blud

You: u?

Stranger: 21

Stranger: what do you expect when using omegle

You: i duno blud jus talk ppl init

You: im jus killin some time init, before job

Stranger: what job ?

You: me and mans dem plannin some more riot init

You: u may see it on da tv in china

You: but need to wate fot tyrone to get ere

You: mans at him gf the pussy whipped homie

Stranger: okay, blud. i'll wait for that

You: yeaa mans #

Stranger: GUUUUD LUCK !! BLUD !!!!!!! HURRAAHHH !!!!!!!!

You: thanks china man blud u know i be respectin ur mafia shiz dawg

You: get dem fakes and tings init

Stranger: okay. see ya on TV blud
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[The Pigeon]

Stranger: hi
You: are you an easy lover like Phil?
Stranger: wt??
Stranger: asl??
You: are you an easy lover?
You: like big Phil
You: what is asl?
Stranger: age sex location??
You: 60, yes please, anywhere will do.
You: i'm an easy lover.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Uncle Herpes]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male 20
You: female 15
Stranger: My cocks hard
You: where are u
Stranger: Tennessee
You: wow im in kentucky
Stranger: How's that pussy my hard 9 inch cock in their
You: want to meet up
Stranger: Yes so we can fuck
You: yeeeeeeeee whre bouts?
Stranger: Franklin
You: oh wow i have family there
Stranger: I want that pussy I'll lick it hard
You: whats your name
Stranger: David Bailey Bell
Stranger: 6155853959
You: well david bailey bell i have something to tell you....
You: I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and all your details have been recorded
Stranger: What the fuck
You: What are you doing here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001237183492&sk=info

I hope someone knocks on his door really loud in the next 20 minutes.

 

[mkr]

Stranger: hiya

You: Hello

You: My name is Boris and I am a florist

Stranger: my name is norrige and I put my dick in hot porrige

 

[Red Pablo]

You m 57 uk
Disconnected about 20 times. Gave up.

 

[The Pigeon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey there munchkin
Stranger: hey i need a girls opinion
You: i'll try my best
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how attractive do you think this guy is
Stranger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/68844053@N02/6261073848/
Stranger: scale 1-10
You: gimme a sec hun
You: wow
You: erm
You: i like mixed race guys so i'm biased lol
You: 8
Stranger: haha same
You: asl hun?
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: f
Stranger: texas
You: aww sweet, 21 f ireland
You: is he pestering you? or are you friends
Stranger: my friends want me to go after him
You: well, the only thing is his eyes are a bit fucked up, know what i mean? and cross-race boys are more temperamental and likely to be criminals. but apart from that go for it hun
You: oh and i can't see any girth
Stranger: haha i cant tell if you're joking or not
You: no i always try and be serious on here to help people out
You: sorry to offend ?
You: my name is Niamh
Stranger: he has squinty eyes in picture
Stranger: stacy
Stranger: is my name
You: hey stace
You: yeah bit squinty. we had a squinty eyed teacher called mr winter so we all called him mr squinter
You: but this guy's eyes are worse i think
Stranger: thanks for the opinion niamh
You: i'd definitely screw him go for it
You: just not sure about relationship you know
Stranger: right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[mkr]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: bonjour

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: eng pls

You: asl

You: asl

Stranger: 18 m

Stranger: u ??

You: 17 f

Stranger: from ??

Stranger: ??

You: me no understand

You: frog?

Stranger: you are from which place ??

You: you like frog?

You: oh i see

You: i france

Stranger: nice....online sex ??

You: sex online i do not understand

Stranger: it is...typing what happens if we are actually having sex...its like a roleplay

You: o i see

You: we have that in france, apart from you must hold frog while partaking

Stranger: shall we play ??

You: do you have your frog ready?

You: you have to cook first

You: so you can eat while role play

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: my stomach is full

Stranger: now shall we play ??,,,,choose roles for us

You: i see let me go find my frog

You: i shall ask what he thinks

You: brb

Stranger: fuck u bitch...i wanna rape u till u squirt blood

You: that is not nice, kermit does not like u

Stranger: f offfff teaseeeeeeee


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[kungfu cantona]

Who is this giddy forumista?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: hey

You: 33 f uk

Stranger: 16,m,uk

You: asl

Stranger: how are you?

You: all the better for chatting to you

Stranger: haha

You: do you have big muscles?

Stranger: what you up too?

Stranger: they are a good size:P

You: flicking my bean thinking of you

Stranger: really?;p

You: you bet

You: what's your name

You: come on

Stranger: danny

Stranger: yours?

You: Mandy

You: ever done anal?

Stranger: yup

You: would you like to give me anal?

Stranger: yeahh

You: would you like me to swallow your cum?

Stranger: yes

You: wanna meet up?

Stranger: yeah, where?

You: where you live?

Stranger: manchester u?

You: red Issue?

Stranger: yeah;p

You: WUM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Spunkturnip]

went on to try and find one of you lot, got chatting to some kid and had a decent chat

 

[The Pigeon]

Just had a good chat with a 19-year-old girl from Cheltenham with me posing as a 19-year-old girl from Dublin. Even swapped Facebook links - just pulled out a random fit girl from Dublin and said this is me. Feel bad now.

 

[Spunkturnip]

ive moved on to the one where it asks you a question to start, some mad questions it throws at you

 

[James Connolly]

Question to discuss:
Can I crush your testicles with a steamroller?

 

[Irlam]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male 20
You: female 15
Stranger: My cocks hard
You: where are u
Stranger: Tennessee
You: wow im in kentucky
Stranger: How's that pussy my hard 9 inch cock in their
You: want to meet up
Stranger: Yes so we can fuck
You: yeeeeeeeee whre bouts?
Stranger: Franklin
You: oh wow i have family there
Stranger: I want that pussy I'll lick it hard
You: whats your name
Stranger: David Bailey Bell
Stranger: 6155853959
You: well david bailey bell i have something to tell you....
You: I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and all your details have been recorded
Stranger: What the fuck
You: What are you doing here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001237183492&sk=info

Superb

 

[Disorder]

You: hi

Stranger: I'm hart broken, my girlfriend broke up with me(i'm 16). Got any tips for me to get over her?.

You: Tell yourself she wasnt worth it

Stranger: but she was ;s

You: Also tell yourself, she'll be banging other guys now. This will make you angry and resent her

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Megaman]

http://omegle.com/

Post your funny chat-logs here.

I just clicked on it but on live chat by mistake I couldn't see his face but some bloke bollocko, cock and balls flying everywhere knocking one out.

 

[Spunkturnip]

I just clicked on it but on live chat by mistake I couldn't see his face but some bloke bollocko, cock and balls flying everywhere knocking one out.

how long you stay on for

 

[mufc-andy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: im hard
You: wbu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Just went on the webcam version and some fat bloke was cock in hand giving that a swerve from now on...

 

[Donald Cockwrangler]

17,748 strangers online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: r u gay

You: maybe yes maybe no

Stranger: guy?

You: yes

Stranger: gay

Stranger: u there

You: i believe in non sexual conduct, and prefer to gain self gratification from household appliances

Stranger: tell me what that means

You: ok so, your feeling abit frisky right?

Stranger: yes

You: well i like to insert things like whisks etc into my anus, and not imagining its a penis, just enjoying it for what it is, a whisk

Stranger: tell me more

You: can get a bit awkard when my mother waves a rolling pin around when she's baking, she thinks its innocent, i think its hot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Megaman]

how long you stay on for

I'll level with you, I freaked and tried to disconnect ASAP, but had enough seconds to unleash a mini-barrage of expletives (I managed to squeeze in a "Dirty Bent Bastard" and "You've got a pin dick put your pants back on you cunt") before I sat stoney faced wondering what I'd just witnessed. Has anyone else tried a stranger webchat on here?

 

[Spunkturnip]

I'll level with you, I freaked and tried to disconnect ASAP, but had enough seconds to unleash a mini-barrage of expletives (I managed to squeeze in a "Dirty Bent Bastard" and "You've got a pin dick put your pants back on you cunt") before I sat stoney faced wondering what I'd just witnessed. Has anyone else tried a stranger webchat on here?

no, but i might have to start doing

 

[bobbysmith]

anyone had the pleasure of getting a bird to strip off on cam yet ?
just used the cam chat for the first time, great if you wanna see blokes wanking off, don`t get past 10 seconds with the fit birds, story of my life

 

[bumbaclart]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hold! If you're a woman you shall talk, if not you shall disconnect!
You: Fuck off
Stranger: Woman it is
Stranger: How you doing? *pans your body from head to toes*
You: im 12
Stranger: thats a kid, not a woman!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Some delay in the last response

 

[nelsonsix]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hold! If you're a woman you shall talk, if not you shall disconnect!
You: Fuck off
Stranger: Woman it is
Stranger: How you doing? *pans your body from head to toes*
You: im 12
Stranger: thats a kid, not a woman!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Some delay in the last response

 

[Jeeves]

http://i.imgur.com/1vawA.jpg

 

[nath]

Question to discuss:
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And they're like wanna trade cards Damn right i wanna trade cards I'll trade you but not my charizard
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[redwoza]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: alright ballbag
Stranger: f ?
You: whats up with your shit?
You: you like tank tops?
You: or perhaps a pot noodle mix up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Massive Milky Quaver]

Never saw this thread first time round. Some piss funny conversations.

 

[I wank dags as a hobby]

Was a funny thread this