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http://omegle.com/

Post your funny chat-logs here.

When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
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titanic sinks

sorry mate thats harsh it's only a new site.
 
very odd
 
Hey, I invented that! :mad:
 
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from
You: Im spooning myself
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Went very well.
 
stranger reds we are here
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: So I was skullfucking this whore, right?
Stranger: And then all of a sudden
Stranger: out of nowhere
Stranger: She shits on the floor
Stranger: And tries to act like she didn't do it
Stranger: But I mean
Stranger: Even my mom saw the shit on the floor

:D
 
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello, I'd like to talk you about scientology.
You: I've got my tongue and i'm trying to get it to reach my arse hole.
Stranger: The church of scientology can help you with that
Stranger: For a nominal fee
You: I'll shit in your cup of tea if i ever see you.
 
You: Medman or Sic?
Stranger: Gay or Straight?
You: Gay.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey
You: sic or medman?
Stranger: bored
You: choose
Stranger: fine, 2nd
You: medman?
Stranger: yep
You: why?
Stranger: cuz evrybody are in some way
You: what does that mean?
You: medman stole this thread off me
You: do you understand?
Stranger: not realy
Stranger: but gimmi sec
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't
You: will you choose again in the light of that knowledge?
You: he's a jcl
Stranger: now what the hell are u trying to say?
You: don't you think he should get his own threads?
Stranger: nope
You: so you're medman all the way?
Stranger: i gotta be
You: why?
You: are you stoned?
Stranger: as i told u once before. evrybody are medman in some way
Stranger: no yet
You: bye
Stranger: farewell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'm off to bed :mad:
 
:D

That was me btw.
 
#1:
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: whats happening

Stranger: good, you?

You: not much just beating some meat ya no? I'm good thanks

You: been up to much?

Stranger: haha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2:
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hi there

You: hi where?

You: where's hi?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: In IL

You: whats lol?

You: and whats IL??

Stranger: What are you dumb?


You: yeah but I do my best, sorry

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: well what are you?

You: A Hermaphrodite, yourself?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: normal

You: take it your a boy then?

Stranger: yes

You: awesome, do you know Westy?

Stranger: who the fuck is westy

You: oh

You: my

Stranger: or what the fuck is that?

You: god

You: you dont know who westy is?

Stranger: No, do you know who dc is?

You: yeah

Stranger: Who?

You: thats my dad

Stranger: No its disconnect

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Tell me something about yourself.
You: i have 2 arms
Stranger: On one side?
You: depends on what im doing
Stranger: Yeah. Who are you?
You: im from england, therefore, important
You: who are you?
Stranger: I'm from Liverpool therefore more important
You: incorrect, you're a dirty scouse bin dipping bastard
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: What's up my nigga?
Stranger: first time on omegle..
Stranger: this is weire
Stranger: weird*
You: Same. Male or female?
Stranger: female, you
You: female. t
You: that means male.
You: this is the internet.
You: so that makes you male too.
You: how bigs your cock?
Stranger: uh..last tim i checked i was a female lol
You: how many years you been celebrating your birthday?
Stranger: 18 u?
You: 25
You: thats a lot of birthday cake
Stranger: since this is the internet, doesnt that mean you add 15 years to the age? lol
You: ahh shit! forgot that rule!
Stranger: so i guess that makes me 3? haha
You: you got facebook, myspace or anything?
Stranger: yeah fbook
Stranger: this is so weird...
You: share the deeeeeeeeeeeets
Stranger: i cant figure out if i like this website or not..
You: we can take this pretend friendship to another level
Stranger: i dont think i'm really looking for that
You: what are you looking for then?
Stranger: i was just checking it out. i didnt really know what was gonna happen
Stranger: i guess just an interesting conversation
Stranger: i guess that's a big expectation, though
You: well, 50/50 chance you'd get a male. 99/1 chance you'd get asked for a picture. 70/30 chance you'd get asked for nudes. 3/100 chance you'd end up sleeping with me.
Stranger: because you dont know who you're talking to
You: what country do you live in?
You: shit.. guess i'll knock one out while i desperately pray to the internet gods you return and share with me some tangible evidence of your female genitalia

All gone a bit quiet now.
 
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 31/hermaphrodite/england
Stranger: too halvsie

Shit houses, i never get a conversation longer than a few sentences :mad:


Next one

You: i'm wearing sex panther
Stranger: want me tonight?
You: yes please, talk dirty
You: talk dirty now
Stranger: well how do you like your sex
You: like i like my funk
Stranger: tell me how nasty are you?
You: I once slapped someone, oh and i stole my friends Mexico86 paninni album because he had the Maradonna sticker
 
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You: ASL
Stranger: i like pussy do you?
You: i like yours.
Stranger: mine has a penis in the middle
Stranger: too bad
You: so does your arse.
Stranger: ahahah nice one
You: DP! DP! DP!
Stranger: mofoker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Getting bored of this now.. they all seem to be men. :(
 
lmao

You: hey

Stranger: hiya

You: you a girl?

Stranger: yeah im a girl

You: so am i

You: finally a girl

You: i hate men

You: awful creatures

Stranger: haha not all!

You: yeh some exceptions i guess, the fags.

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: how old are you?

You: shouldnt say fag, im a lesbian u know

You: im 19

You: why do u ask?

Stranger: i like talking to people within my age range

You: oh ok, so i better leave then, right?

Stranger: i would have disconnected

Stranger: if i thought you were too old :P

You: oh good good

Stranger: so whys it you hate men?

You: well...when i was 14 i got raped :(

Stranger: ah thats horrible
 
You: hi

You: how are you today sir?

Stranger: hello

You: are you christian?

Stranger: I am rather well sir

Stranger: and no I am strongly atheist

You: oh good stuff

Stranger: indeed

You: i dont really care about your beliefs!

You: seriously though

You: can you help me kinda?

Stranger: I would love to try

You: can you turn me on?

Stranger: well that's certainly a tall order

You: what do you mean, just talk dirty

You: i bet you know a few dirty things yourself

Stranger: I know nothing of your sexual preferences

You: tell from your own experienced

You: experiences*

Stranger: sir if you seek sexual stimulation this certainly seems an odd place to do so

You: why not?

You: its the perfect place, we are 2 strangers

Stranger: ok I'll see what I can do

You: just sitting here talking bollocks

Stranger: I'm gonna make this up as I go so it's probably going to be amusing

You: doesnt matter, im ready with my hand

You: just go on

Stranger: ok so you're sitting next to this girl in the park

Stranger: she's got long mousy hair down to her arse

Stranger: kinda wide hips but not fat

Stranger: a cute round nost

You: go on, undress her

Stranger: I'm setting the scene man

Stranger: you've never met this chick before in your life right

You: omg this is taking too long, just need to fucking cum

:D
 
One above me is best so far IMO.
 
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:D
 
Ive had that twice
Rick Astley :D
 
I've been chatting to a polish games tester living in Madrid for an hour now. :o
 
i'm going to get sacked reading all these. i'm crying with laughter at some of them on here.
 
just tried it in work and it's not banned:eek:
 
This is quality.
 
"Tell me about your stumps""

That has creased me
 
You: Hi
You: Ive got fingers lodged up my arse, have you?
Stranger: sup from india!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You: Hi
Stranger: heey ther
You: Are you Ronnie Johnsen's ingrowing toe nail?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Where's parkjisung when you need him :(
 
Stranger: heipparallaa
You: hi
Stranger: cuntry?
You: cunty?? thats a bit out of order this early into a conversation
You: England
You: What country are you from?
Stranger: estonia
You: You speak Welsh there right?
Stranger: nope. arabic,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This thing is going to cause mayhem here in work
 
Stranger: je cherche laura qui voudrait être en terrasse plutôt qu'au boulot à bxl ! :-)
You: oui
Stranger: prouve-le
You: ja vue la dont cuntbob?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

twat :mad:
 
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