Bit of a team effort this one. It's fairly long, but really worth it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey ho!
Stranger: hi
You: So whats ur name?
Stranger: rai
Stranger: urs?
You: Jarvis
You: where you from?
Stranger: australia buddy
Stranger: u?
You: OMG Im from Australia too
You: where abouts are u?
Stranger: perth
Stranger: u?
You: Jimcumbilly in NSW mate.
You: Small town
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: yea it is
Stranger: is it inland?
You: yeah, it's little inland. very serene. play much sport?
Stranger: yea i play soccer
Stranger: and i go running and to the gym everyday
You: too cool! I do a bit of clay pidgeon shooting myself, sometimes a bit of rubgy.
Stranger: clay pidgeon shooting?
Stranger: i love rugby too! im not the most girliest girl ever...
You: na mate, I'm not a puff either.
You: rugby's a proper sport
Stranger: ur not a puff?
You: you know? an arse bandit
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: girls dont generally play rugby
Stranger: haha arse bandit
You: In Jimcumbily the girls team is bigger than the mens team
Stranger: lol
You: they grown them big here
Stranger: sounds like an awesome town
Stranger: whats the population like?
You: about 700.
Stranger: oh wow.. small
Stranger: so is it like a farming town?
You: yeah. Mainly sheep. Although we've had a few problems with people getting a bit "close" to the sheep lately.
Stranger: close? like arse bandits?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: or close that the sheep bite them?
You: Arse Bandits............. I dunno. Some people call them sheep shaggers
You: we had to get rid of all the goats because of it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sheep shaggers like in nz?
You: oh worse. 7000 sheep, to 50 arse bandits. It's mayhem!
Stranger: eek
You: the main culprit is Mike Hurley, he is the Ned Kelly to arse bandits
Stranger: umm ok
Stranger: do u guys do anything else there for fun? or just pretty much shag sheep?
You: we watch footy
Stranger: of course
You: and drink castle main XXX
Stranger: lol
You: rof
Stranger: calm down.. hwo old r u?
You: 18
You: You?
Stranger: 20
You: do u go to college?
Stranger: yea university
You: in Perth?
Stranger: yea
You: Im in farming school
You: so what are u studying?
Stranger: medical imaging
You: what's that?
Stranger: xrays ct
Stranger: radiology
Stranger: hav u ever had an xray?
You: few when i was a little nipper
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyway was nice chatting to u
You: do u like to go out much?
Stranger: im gonan go to bed
Stranger: yea i do
You: thats good, eh it a bit early for bed
Stranger: whats the time there?
You: 1.05am
You: there?
Stranger: 10pm
You: ah thats way too early
Stranger: y r u up so late?
You: i was herding the sheep
Stranger: im sleeping i need to shower!
Stranger: oh ok
You: u shower while sleeping?
Stranger: noo i got back from training at 9
You: so what position do you play?
Stranger: defence
You: so ur good at keeping balls out?
Stranger: hahah yea
Stranger: was that spose to sound dirty? or was it just in my head?
You: it's just in your head.
You: what did you mean?
Stranger: nothing dont worry
Stranger: i dnt want to corrupt your little 18 yr old ears?
You: when I play soccer i get offside alot.............................
Stranger: yea?
You: its cause I swing my balls around the back
Stranger: i love the offside rule
Stranger: ok
You: I'm only messing
You: my 18 year old mind is too innocent for that
Stranger: yea suree...
You: dunno about u thou!
Stranger: im 20...im not innocent
Stranger: ur a spring chicken compared to me
You: what's that supposed to mean?!
Stranger: it means ur young
You: so does that mean ur old!
Stranger: yea.. totally
Stranger: nah i dint raelly think that thru properly
You: no u didnt did u ha
Stranger: im not smart like that
You: so what sort of things have corrupted u in the 2 years between 18 and 20
You: i might aswell knw whats in store for me
Stranger: u really want to know?
You: yeah sure. It might help me
Stranger: sex in public... thats a lot of fun
You: seriously? details!
Stranger: details?
Stranger: umm beach, boat, park bench...
You: my you do get around
You: ha
Stranger: it was all with the same person!!!
You: what was the most exchilerating spot
You: Ever get caught?
Stranger: umm beach
Stranger: nah
Stranger: actually
You: did u not get sand all up in ur crack?
Stranger: i think some one walked past at the besch but they ignored us
Stranger: nope.i went on top
You: so u like to be incharge?
Stranger: no not really.
You: well wat do u like?
Stranger: my bf likes being on top
Stranger: but it still works i guess
You: oh so your a bit lazy are ya :P
Stranger: no i said he likes being on top
Stranger: and i do whatever he wants
You: what about from behind?
Stranger: never doen that
Stranger: iw as gonna try it tomorow
You: really? wow u boyfriend has it good
Stranger: y?
You: u do whatever he wants
Stranger: haha yea
You: so u let him put it up the shitter yet?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: except that
You: how come?
Stranger: coz im a wuss
Stranger: i dnt like pain
You: eat the pain
Stranger: shut ur face
You: bite the pillow
Stranger: lol
You: so u ever get jiggy in the shower?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: longest shower ever..
You: was it hot and steamy?
Stranger: yea
You: describe yourself? I'm intrigued at all this!
Stranger: really?
You: ya totally!
Stranger: im tan.. does that put u off?
You: No no. That only adds to the allure
Stranger: oh ok.
Stranger: well i run heaps too so i have nice legs
Stranger: and long black hair
Stranger: which i like to have pulled
Stranger: when it gets heated
You: so u like it kinky?
Stranger: hair pulling isnt really kinky
You: ohhhh
You: so whats kinky?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: what do u like?
You: gentle and smooth
Stranger: really?
You: i like to get it oily!
Stranger: i like gentle too
Stranger: massage?
You: wud there be a happy ending?
Stranger: haha mayb
You: the moment of glory will come
You: so u like it gentle?
You: but hair pulling is rough?
Stranger: yea ima wuss remember
Stranger: yea i dnt kno i just like having it pulled
Stranger: i really like my hair
You: curly, straight or wavey?
Stranger: wavey
Stranger: straight sometimes
Stranger: but its really long
You: does the carpet match the drapes?
Stranger: haha sortof
Stranger: its "neat"
You: brazilian?
You:
Stranger: no
You: so u like to keep is clean!?
You: *it
Stranger: yep
You: how often do u shave?
Stranger: once twice a week mayb/
Stranger: when ever i kno im gonna c my bf
Stranger: hes in broome atm tho
You: does he like it silky smooth?
Stranger: he doesnt really care
You: really!?
You: i like it silky smooth
You: and oilty
You: *oily
Stranger: do u? yea me2 i like the feeling
Stranger: when its really wet haha
You: are u wet know?
You: *now
Stranger: no not really
You: wanna be?
Stranger: ummm no
Stranger: sorry kiddo
You: ah well older chicks are always the bes
You: more experience
Stranger: yea coz we got the knowledge
You: so what knowledge u got for me?
You: ny tips?
Stranger: make sure when u have sex with a girl u make her cum ok?
Stranger: its really frustrating when he gets off and i dont
You: whats the best way to get u off?
Stranger: gspot
Stranger: and clit
You: gspot?
You: so hard to find
Stranger: ya.
Stranger: no its not!!
You: directions?
Stranger: want me to tell u where it is?
Stranger: ok get ur finger
Stranger: the middle one
Stranger: have ur palm facing upwards
Stranger: and curl ur middle finger up. if i put this finger in it should b where the end of ur digit it
Stranger: its like a bit rough not smooth like the rest of the walls
You: ddi u find it urself?
Stranger: yep
You: cool, so what do I do when I find it
You: do I wiggle about
Stranger: no
Stranger: when uv got ur finger like that make ur finger curl like ur calling someone towards u
You: so does it take long to get u off?
Stranger: umm depends. u need to be repetitive
You: what about some nipple biting?
Stranger: dnt make the mistake of stopping u hav to keep a rhythm
You: that help?
Stranger: mayb
You: so how do I knw the girl is climaxing?
You: shud I speed the rhtyhm up?
Stranger: she will tell u/
You:
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: yea do what she tells u
Stranger: plsu her breathing will get faster and deeper and she might move her hips
You: will she start moaning?
Stranger: yea... and possibly gush all over ur face
You: how much of a squirter are you?!
Stranger: not much i only did it for the first time a couple of weeks ago
You: how was the first time tryng it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: how?
Stranger: was goooood
You: so tell me about the rest of u?
Stranger: rest of me?
You: u sound way too good to be true!
Stranger: what do u want to know?
Stranger: imjust being honest
You: I appreciate ur honesty
Stranger: ur welcome
You: thanks...................so ny tips on breast fondling?
Stranger: ummm u like the tits huh
Stranger: u keep mentioning them
You: ya I have a fetish!
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: u like them big?
You: very much so. What size are yours?
You: if u dnt mind me asking!
Stranger: 14dd
You: so u get alot of attention with them bad boys
Stranger: yeha..
Stranger: can ib honest with u
Stranger: ?
You: sure you can!
Stranger: when a guy is playing with them it does nothing for me
Stranger: i dnt kno if its spose to do that but .. nothing
Stranger: but hey mayb he likes it
You: really!?? so what can a guy do that does something for u?
Stranger: kiss my neck
Stranger: im pretty sure every girl likes that
Stranger: it really turns me on too
You: so u like abit of nibbling!
You: I can appreciate that
Stranger: yea
You: get any bad hickeys?
Stranger: yea once... when i had to go to work
You: were you caught?
Stranger: yea by my sister
You: your sister eh?
You: how old is your sis?
Stranger: 19
You: oh so she's semi innocent?
Stranger: no shes really inncoenty
You: polar opposites?
Stranger: yea mayb
You: has she popped her cherry?
Stranger: nope
You: how can u be sure?
Stranger: i cant .. but she would tell me
Stranger: plus she doesnt hava bf or anything
Stranger: not that i kno of anyway
You: she cud be casual about it
You: getting her dooky on the side
Stranger: yea sure...
You: im only messing
You: im the same i haven't popped my cherry either
Stranger: really? y not?
You: im a wuss
Stranger: lol
You: no girls like me
You: i can't work up the nerve to talk to Sheilas
Stranger: y not?
You: I'm from a small town
You: not alot of ppl my age
Stranger: oh ok. do u go to syndye much?
You: only on holidays
You: which isnt too often
Stranger: oh.. damn
You: ??
Stranger: well u should work on something
Stranger: liek ur talking to me right?
Stranger: y cant u just talk to a girl the way ur talking to me?
Stranger: without all the invasive questions :P
You: this has been the longest Ive EVER talked to a girl
You: ur really helping me
Stranger: raelly? cool
You: ya it is
You: we shud keep in touch
You:
Stranger: yea
You: that wud be really great
You: so u got facebook?
Stranger: yea but i dnt add ppl i dtn kno
You: I understand. How bout ur email?
Stranger: yea u hav msn?
You: jackdiamond007@hotmail.com
You: yours?
Stranger: hang on ill add u ok
You: Just give me a minute to sign in
Stranger: k
You: just a second, haven't been on it in a while
Stranger: haha ok
You: ok I'm in
You: Add away!
Stranger: i did
You: the invite didn't come up. Can't see it. could you try it again?
Stranger: k
Stranger: get it?
You: I'm not seeing it.
You: Will I just u or something?
Stranger: ok add me then
Stranger: cancandragon@hotmail.com
You: ok
You: just doing it now
You: ok did it
You: u get it?
Stranger: yep
You: are you offline?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: coz im spose to be sleeping remember
And I can confirm it is a real person and she was found on facebook.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey ho!
Stranger: hi
You: So whats ur name?
Stranger: rai
Stranger: urs?
You: Jarvis
You: where you from?
Stranger: australia buddy
Stranger: u?
You: OMG Im from Australia too
You: where abouts are u?
Stranger: perth
Stranger: u?
You: Jimcumbilly in NSW mate.
You: Small town
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: yea it is
Stranger: is it inland?
You: yeah, it's little inland. very serene. play much sport?
Stranger: yea i play soccer
Stranger: and i go running and to the gym everyday
You: too cool! I do a bit of clay pidgeon shooting myself, sometimes a bit of rubgy.
Stranger: clay pidgeon shooting?
Stranger: i love rugby too! im not the most girliest girl ever...
You: na mate, I'm not a puff either.
You: rugby's a proper sport
Stranger: ur not a puff?
You: you know? an arse bandit
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: girls dont generally play rugby
Stranger: haha arse bandit
You: In Jimcumbily the girls team is bigger than the mens team
Stranger: lol
You: they grown them big here
Stranger: sounds like an awesome town
Stranger: whats the population like?
You: about 700.
Stranger: oh wow.. small
Stranger: so is it like a farming town?
You: yeah. Mainly sheep. Although we've had a few problems with people getting a bit "close" to the sheep lately.
Stranger: close? like arse bandits?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: or close that the sheep bite them?
You: Arse Bandits............. I dunno. Some people call them sheep shaggers
You: we had to get rid of all the goats because of it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sheep shaggers like in nz?
You: oh worse. 7000 sheep, to 50 arse bandits. It's mayhem!
Stranger: eek
You: the main culprit is Mike Hurley, he is the Ned Kelly to arse bandits
Stranger: umm ok
Stranger: do u guys do anything else there for fun? or just pretty much shag sheep?
You: we watch footy
Stranger: of course
You: and drink castle main XXX
Stranger: lol
You: rof
Stranger: calm down.. hwo old r u?
You: 18
You: You?
Stranger: 20
You: do u go to college?
Stranger: yea university
You: in Perth?
Stranger: yea
You: Im in farming school
You: so what are u studying?
Stranger: medical imaging
You: what's that?
Stranger: xrays ct
Stranger: radiology
Stranger: hav u ever had an xray?
You: few when i was a little nipper
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyway was nice chatting to u
You: do u like to go out much?
Stranger: im gonan go to bed
Stranger: yea i do
You: thats good, eh it a bit early for bed
Stranger: whats the time there?
You: 1.05am
You: there?
Stranger: 10pm
You: ah thats way too early
Stranger: y r u up so late?
You: i was herding the sheep
Stranger: im sleeping i need to shower!
Stranger: oh ok
You: u shower while sleeping?
Stranger: noo i got back from training at 9
You: so what position do you play?
Stranger: defence
You: so ur good at keeping balls out?
Stranger: hahah yea
Stranger: was that spose to sound dirty? or was it just in my head?
You: it's just in your head.
You: what did you mean?
Stranger: nothing dont worry
Stranger: i dnt want to corrupt your little 18 yr old ears?
You: when I play soccer i get offside alot.............................
Stranger: yea?
You: its cause I swing my balls around the back
Stranger: i love the offside rule
Stranger: ok
You: I'm only messing
You: my 18 year old mind is too innocent for that
Stranger: yea suree...
You: dunno about u thou!
Stranger: im 20...im not innocent
Stranger: ur a spring chicken compared to me
You: what's that supposed to mean?!
Stranger: it means ur young
You: so does that mean ur old!
Stranger: yea.. totally
Stranger: nah i dint raelly think that thru properly
You: no u didnt did u ha
Stranger: im not smart like that
You: so what sort of things have corrupted u in the 2 years between 18 and 20
You: i might aswell knw whats in store for me
Stranger: u really want to know?
You: yeah sure. It might help me
Stranger: sex in public... thats a lot of fun
You: seriously? details!
Stranger: details?
Stranger: umm beach, boat, park bench...
You: my you do get around
You: ha
Stranger: it was all with the same person!!!
You: what was the most exchilerating spot
You: Ever get caught?
Stranger: umm beach
Stranger: nah
Stranger: actually
You: did u not get sand all up in ur crack?
Stranger: i think some one walked past at the besch but they ignored us
Stranger: nope.i went on top
You: so u like to be incharge?
Stranger: no not really.
You: well wat do u like?
Stranger: my bf likes being on top
Stranger: but it still works i guess
You: oh so your a bit lazy are ya :P
Stranger: no i said he likes being on top
Stranger: and i do whatever he wants
You: what about from behind?
Stranger: never doen that
Stranger: iw as gonna try it tomorow
You: really? wow u boyfriend has it good
Stranger: y?
You: u do whatever he wants
Stranger: haha yea
You: so u let him put it up the shitter yet?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: except that
You: how come?
Stranger: coz im a wuss
Stranger: i dnt like pain
You: eat the pain
Stranger: shut ur face
You: bite the pillow
Stranger: lol
You: so u ever get jiggy in the shower?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: longest shower ever..
You: was it hot and steamy?
Stranger: yea
You: describe yourself? I'm intrigued at all this!
Stranger: really?
You: ya totally!
Stranger: im tan.. does that put u off?
You: No no. That only adds to the allure
Stranger: oh ok.
Stranger: well i run heaps too so i have nice legs
Stranger: and long black hair
Stranger: which i like to have pulled
Stranger: when it gets heated
You: so u like it kinky?
Stranger: hair pulling isnt really kinky
You: ohhhh
You: so whats kinky?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: what do u like?
You: gentle and smooth
Stranger: really?
You: i like to get it oily!
Stranger: i like gentle too
Stranger: massage?
You: wud there be a happy ending?
Stranger: haha mayb
You: the moment of glory will come
You: so u like it gentle?
You: but hair pulling is rough?
Stranger: yea ima wuss remember
Stranger: yea i dnt kno i just like having it pulled
Stranger: i really like my hair
You: curly, straight or wavey?
Stranger: wavey
Stranger: straight sometimes
Stranger: but its really long
You: does the carpet match the drapes?
Stranger: haha sortof
Stranger: its "neat"
You: brazilian?
You:
Stranger: no
You: so u like to keep is clean!?
You: *it
Stranger: yep
You: how often do u shave?
Stranger: once twice a week mayb/
Stranger: when ever i kno im gonna c my bf
Stranger: hes in broome atm tho
You: does he like it silky smooth?
Stranger: he doesnt really care
You: really!?
You: i like it silky smooth
You: and oilty
You: *oily
Stranger: do u? yea me2 i like the feeling
Stranger: when its really wet haha
You: are u wet know?
You: *now
Stranger: no not really
You: wanna be?
Stranger: ummm no
Stranger: sorry kiddo
You: ah well older chicks are always the bes
You: more experience
Stranger: yea coz we got the knowledge
You: so what knowledge u got for me?
You: ny tips?
Stranger: make sure when u have sex with a girl u make her cum ok?
Stranger: its really frustrating when he gets off and i dont
You: whats the best way to get u off?
Stranger: gspot
Stranger: and clit
You: gspot?
You: so hard to find
Stranger: ya.
Stranger: no its not!!
You: directions?
Stranger: want me to tell u where it is?
Stranger: ok get ur finger
Stranger: the middle one
Stranger: have ur palm facing upwards
Stranger: and curl ur middle finger up. if i put this finger in it should b where the end of ur digit it
Stranger: its like a bit rough not smooth like the rest of the walls
You: ddi u find it urself?
Stranger: yep
You: cool, so what do I do when I find it
You: do I wiggle about
Stranger: no
Stranger: when uv got ur finger like that make ur finger curl like ur calling someone towards u
You: so does it take long to get u off?
Stranger: umm depends. u need to be repetitive
You: what about some nipple biting?
Stranger: dnt make the mistake of stopping u hav to keep a rhythm
You: that help?
Stranger: mayb
You: so how do I knw the girl is climaxing?
You: shud I speed the rhtyhm up?
Stranger: she will tell u/
You:
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: yea do what she tells u
Stranger: plsu her breathing will get faster and deeper and she might move her hips
You: will she start moaning?
Stranger: yea... and possibly gush all over ur face
You: how much of a squirter are you?!
Stranger: not much i only did it for the first time a couple of weeks ago
You: how was the first time tryng it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: how?
Stranger: was goooood
You: so tell me about the rest of u?
Stranger: rest of me?
You: u sound way too good to be true!
Stranger: what do u want to know?
Stranger: imjust being honest
You: I appreciate ur honesty
Stranger: ur welcome
You: thanks...................so ny tips on breast fondling?
Stranger: ummm u like the tits huh
Stranger: u keep mentioning them
You: ya I have a fetish!
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: u like them big?
You: very much so. What size are yours?
You: if u dnt mind me asking!
Stranger: 14dd
You: so u get alot of attention with them bad boys
Stranger: yeha..
Stranger: can ib honest with u
Stranger: ?
You: sure you can!
Stranger: when a guy is playing with them it does nothing for me
Stranger: i dnt kno if its spose to do that but .. nothing
Stranger: but hey mayb he likes it
You: really!?? so what can a guy do that does something for u?
Stranger: kiss my neck
Stranger: im pretty sure every girl likes that
Stranger: it really turns me on too
You: so u like abit of nibbling!
You: I can appreciate that
Stranger: yea
You: get any bad hickeys?
Stranger: yea once... when i had to go to work
You: were you caught?
Stranger: yea by my sister
You: your sister eh?
You: how old is your sis?
Stranger: 19
You: oh so she's semi innocent?
Stranger: no shes really inncoenty
You: polar opposites?
Stranger: yea mayb
You: has she popped her cherry?
Stranger: nope
You: how can u be sure?
Stranger: i cant .. but she would tell me
Stranger: plus she doesnt hava bf or anything
Stranger: not that i kno of anyway
You: she cud be casual about it
You: getting her dooky on the side
Stranger: yea sure...
You: im only messing
You: im the same i haven't popped my cherry either
Stranger: really? y not?
You: im a wuss
Stranger: lol
You: no girls like me
You: i can't work up the nerve to talk to Sheilas
Stranger: y not?
You: I'm from a small town
You: not alot of ppl my age
Stranger: oh ok. do u go to syndye much?
You: only on holidays
You: which isnt too often
Stranger: oh.. damn
You: ??
Stranger: well u should work on something
Stranger: liek ur talking to me right?
Stranger: y cant u just talk to a girl the way ur talking to me?
Stranger: without all the invasive questions :P
You: this has been the longest Ive EVER talked to a girl
You: ur really helping me
Stranger: raelly? cool
You: ya it is
You: we shud keep in touch
You:
Stranger: yea
You: that wud be really great
You: so u got facebook?
Stranger: yea but i dnt add ppl i dtn kno
You: I understand. How bout ur email?
Stranger: yea u hav msn?
You: jackdiamond007@hotmail.com
You: yours?
Stranger: hang on ill add u ok
You: Just give me a minute to sign in
Stranger: k
You: just a second, haven't been on it in a while
Stranger: haha ok
You: ok I'm in
You: Add away!
Stranger: i did
You: the invite didn't come up. Can't see it. could you try it again?
Stranger: k
Stranger: get it?
You: I'm not seeing it.
You: Will I just u or something?
Stranger: ok add me then
Stranger: cancandragon@hotmail.com
You: ok
You: just doing it now
You: ok did it
You: u get it?
Stranger: yep
You: are you offline?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: coz im spose to be sleeping remember
And I can confirm it is a real person and she was found on facebook.
