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CLASSIC: Ive gone and got myself into a bit of trouble

Yorks-Red said:
:confused: why???? I didnt think you liked people doing this??:confused:
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Hell of a difference between me bumping a classic thread and idiots bumping random shite which normally consists of nothing but smilies.
 
Julie said:
Hell of a difference between me bumping a classic thread and idiots bumping random shite which normally consists of nothing but smilies.
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That a dig at me?????
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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:D

Not bad - 7/10 :D fuck it, it's christmas 7.5/10
 
It's like an old friend that you haven't seen for ages, best RI thread ever.
 
Whilst this is an absolute belter, the thread about being stuck in the lift is easily my favourite ever. That and anything by BIG 3Y3's.
 
Anyone else think that this Bollocks chap and JohnM20 are one and the same?
 
A red ish hall of famer, but would actually pay to see some BIG 3Y3's classics. They surely cant be lost forever.
 
What a thread:D

I've been dying here, the missus can't understand why. Absoloute quality. Some brilliant posts!
 
if you are resurrecting old threads can we have the rochdale rd jogger please? the oranged shorted beauty
 
mitchymoo said:
if you are resurrecting old threads can we have the rochdale rd jogger please? the oranged shorted beauty
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That was on the old forum.
 
BIG 3Y3's was the daddy - his form was more consistent than Irwin.
 
Just read through all of this, absolute gold! Can't believe I missed it back in the day. A bit worried by so many people suggesting shadow boxing as the solution however, was that another thread I missed? :confused:
 
sic said:
Anyone else think that this Bollocks chap and JohnM20 are one and the same?
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yep deffo, and i'll take a stab that both are 70's keks, could be wrong on that one....brilliant though, for a football forum, just superb :D
 
The Lawman said:
yep deffo, and i'll take a stab that both are 70's keks, could be wrong on that one....brilliant though, for a football forum, just superb :D
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Bollocks and John M20 where not the same person.
 
Bollocks is not a man to be messed with. I wonder what the daft cunt is doing these days.

Probably on some depraved forum mixing it with a load of cunts.
 
Red Issue at its very best!
 
What year did this thread Start ?
 
Is it really 10 years since the Pissy Mustard incident, what a great thread it was and I wonder what Bollocks is up to now, is he still here under another username ?
Is this now his default action when faced with tricky situations, has anybody else used this method in dealings with threatening people ? :D
 
I wonder if Bollocks could be found to see how things worked out 10 years after the fact?
 
stratabacca said:
Is it really 10 years since the Pissy Mustard incident, what a great thread it was and I wonder what Bollocks is up to now, is he still here under another username ?
Is this now his default action when faced with tricky situations, has anybody else used this method in dealings with threatening people ? :D
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dlee58 said:
I wonder if Bollocks could be found to see how things worked out 10 years after the fact?
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Bollocks is indeed still a member of this forum.
 
Post 179 is probably the funniest thing I've ever read.
 
Shtink said:
Post 179 is probably the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Post 213,takes some beating too,I was on the phone to somebody when I read that,don't think they'll phone back about the funeral quote after I burst out laughing
 
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