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CLASSIC: Ive gone and got myself into a bit of trouble

classic thread. we havent had anything this good for a while.
 
Fucking

Hell
:D
 
'You wouldn't know a classic even if it was up your arse you fucking cunt... fuckoff and we might get something decent going.'

whoever left this comment is on something. the quality of the board has gone down noticeably since i been banned, no one can say otherways. just be glad im back.
 
Bend over and think of engurland
 
Thank you for the kind words everyone.

Ive not had another confrontation with the lad from college as ive decided im best leaving it for now, i walk to college now to save myself bumping into him and i avoid the college canteen.
Ive just taken up a martial arts class at the local community centre, feng shui it is, we haven't learned any moves yet but we did move all the furniture this week, to make room for the gym mats i pressume.

If anything exciting happens ill keep you posted.
 
Bollocks said:
Thank you for the kind words everyone.

Ive not had another confrontation with the lad from college as ive decided im best leaving it for now, i walk to college now to save myself bumping into him and i avoid the college canteen.
Ive just taken up a martial arts class at the local community centre, feng shui it is, we haven't learned any moves yet but we did move all the furniture this week, to make room for the gym mats i pressume.

If anything exciting happens ill keep you posted.
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:D

He's back
 
Suck my pussy Lampard said:
What happened to Bollocks anyway? I know roughly why john.M20 left, those 2 without a doubt the best WUMS to have been on here :D
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why did john m20 leave? over december i had glandular fever and his threads were the main thing that kept me sane stuck in bed.
 
Bollocks said:
Thank you for the kind words everyone.

Ive not had another confrontation with the lad from college as ive decided im best leaving it for now, i walk to college now to save myself bumping into him and i avoid the college canteen.
Ive just taken up a martial arts class at the local community centre, feng shui it is, we haven't learned any moves yet but we did move all the furniture this week, to make room for the gym mats i pressume.

If anything exciting happens ill keep you posted.
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Fantastic, i can't wait for another chapter to keep the simpletons amused.
 
Bollocks said:
Thank you for the kind words everyone.

Ive not had another confrontation with the lad from college as ive decided im best leaving it for now, i walk to college now to save myself bumping into him and i avoid the college canteen.
Ive just taken up a martial arts class at the local community centre, feng shui it is, we haven't learned any moves yet but we did move all the furniture this week, to make room for the gym mats i pressume.

If anything exciting happens ill keep you posted.
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I don't know you Bollocks but after just reading 25 pages I feel like I know you. You are a fucking legend man.....I think its time for the bully to get his pay back!!!!!!!!
 
it was all bollocks
 
More - Update Needed

You've left us all up in the air man.

We need to know!

You owe it to us!

Do you still smell of pissy mustard?

Did you spike his meal?

Still on the hormones?

Feng shwi?

Sequel needed buddy!!!!;)
 
Bttt

:confused:
 
i feel obliged to bttt this again :D
 
good story this, but thats sad
 
hes been banned
 
bttt :D
 
bttt

For those that havent read it - funniest thing on here for a long time.
 
Just read throught this again.
The first 17 pages or so are pure genius.

Has to be the best ever thread.
 
Another one to pass the boredom :D


Bollocks said:
Right lads I've got a plan, I'm going to get a washing up liquid bottle and piss in it for the rest of the day until I fill it (my piss first thing in the morning is a big one so that should do it) then take it to the bus stop in the morning, if he starts any shit ill pull out the washing up liquid bottle and tell him its full of piss and if he carries on I'm going to squirt it at him.

With him doing cookery he'll be pretty concerned about the hygene implications and back off

That's the plan anyway, obviousy CS gas would of been better but no one seems to know where to get it
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Fucking genius :D :D
 
For a minute there i thought he was back...
 
pissy mustard
hahahahahaha

what a great post.made my friday
 
:D
 
aye :D
 
Ryan_Red87 said:
If this isn't a WUM, youu'll always get psychos. 5 men, in their 30s started on me in my local because I was watching their game of pool. Apparantly they was gonna; smash me up with a pool cue, batter me when I went outside and bottle me. I went to the bar to get a pint and one gave me evils and left the pub. He then came back and questioned why I was looking at him, asking if I was gay etc. Dunno where I'm going with that, they didn't do anything. Kick him in the cunt.
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Got pushed through a shop door last week after some coke head just decided he wanted a laugh.

This was also at half one in the afternoon
 
fucking hell was that over a year ago!?
 
Seems longer to me.
 
I haven't read the whole of the thread, I hope you're not dead.
 
Complete LEGEND....
i've been crying with laughter reading this....

we need an update....
i miss the pissy mustard...:(
 
Mint thread this:cool:
 
Bollocks said:
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.

Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up

The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.

Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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WUM!:mad:
 
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