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CLASSIC: Ive gone and got myself into a bit of trouble

Yorks-Red said:
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I dont think, I know:cool:
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but wouldn't stand a chance when faced with pissy mustard and swinging chain all finely honed talent through countless hours of practice in the garden watching best of the best. Hardcase my arse.
 
Veni_Vidi_Vidic said:
but wouldn't stand a chance when faced with pissy mustard and swinging chain all finely honed talent through countless hours of practice in the garden watching best of the best. Hardcase my arse.
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Maybe true:eek: Pissy mustard:o my mate bollocks wouldnt do that to me tho:p
 
Yorks-Red said:
Maybe true:eek: Pissy mustard:o my mate bollocks wouldnt do that to me tho:p
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Yorks any chance on sharing your knowledge with regards to caging please? im thinking of starting a saturday mornings group.

Cheers x x
 
Yorks-Red said:
Maybe true:eek: Pissy mustard my mate bollocks wouldnt do that to me tho:p
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I think he would wanna do it to you. :D :eek:

I don't post much as Yorks-red started pestering me on MSN, he said he'd like to come round and protect me from the bad man, I'm not daft i know all about York's recreational activities.
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just read through this thread again....."luckily he didnt use a rope to hang himself he used my dads old chest expander and just bounced up and hit the cieling which gave him a nasty gash". pure fucking genious.
 
alimufc said:
just read through this thread again....."luckily he didnt use a rope to hang himself he used my dads old chest expander and just bounced up and hit the cieling which gave him a nasty gash". pure fucking genious.
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one of the funniest part of the thread, was pissing myself watching this unfold 'live':rolleyes: back then... dad's chest expander ffs. :D
 
This is the so funny that my sides are hurting! The only problem is my boss wants me to explian why I'm laughing so much! :(
 
cant believe i have just read through 30pages of this in work, great stuff :)
 
Just read this from start to finish. Absolutely brilliant! Well done Bollocks.
 
bttt

fucking brilliant..

if you haven't read this for a while, take 10 mins out...

piss funny (no pun intended!!:D)
 
Fucking hell. Just read through it all :D
Funniest thing i've read in ages :D
Fair play Bullocks ;)
 
ffs

I've just read the whole thread in one go - fucking hillarious.

Bollocks =Legend
 
red issue legend :D
 
could be made into a mini-series,top stuff.
 
Bollocks said:
Hello

This isn't Brendan (Bollocks) its his brother.
Its bad news im afraid lads, my brother is in hospital and he's in a bad way
He tried hanging himself on Friday night once he had got back from the gym, im not sure what happened at the gym as Brendan refuses to speak about it but i told him not to go out with that Jason and his mates, there City fans ffs.

I feel pretty bad about the whole thing to be honest, he was in a bad mood with me over the mustard in the piss business, he should be glad the fucking thing didn't blind him, there's no pleasing some people.

Anyway the good news is the doctors say hes stable and should make a full recovery, luckily instead of using a rope like a normal suicide'ee he used my dads old chest expander, instead of breaking his neck when he jumped off the chair he just bounced about for a bit and banged his head on the ceiling causing a nasty gash, hes not actually in hospital due to the suicide attempt though its due to the Barrymore'esque "horrific anal injurys" which he got when he fell over at the gym.

He left this note on his desk for everyone at Redissue
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:D :D :D :D
 
Love this thread.

And I'm bored.

So it's getting a bump.
 
Veni said:
Love this thread.

And I'm bored.

So it's getting a bump.
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Gonna have to read through it all again now, just to make sure it wasn't some beautiful dream first time round :D
 
Bollocks said:
Hello

This isn't Brendan (Bollocks) its his brother.
Its bad news im afraid lads, my brother is in hospital and he's in a bad way
He tried hanging himself on Friday night once he had got back from the gym, im not sure what happened at the gym as Brendan refuses to speak about it but i told him not to go out with that Jason and his mates, there City fans ffs.

I feel pretty bad about the whole thing to be honest, he was in a bad mood with me over the mustard in the piss business, he should be glad the fucking thing didn't blind him, there's no pleasing some people.

Anyway the good news is the doctors say hes stable and should make a full recovery, luckily instead of using a rope like a normal suicide'ee he used my dads old chest expander, instead of breaking his neck when he jumped off the chair he just bounced about for a bit and banged his head on the ceiling causing a nasty gash, hes not actually in hospital due to the suicide attempt though its due to the Barrymore'esque "horrific anal injurys" which he got when he fell over at the gym.

He left this note on his desk for everyone at Redissue
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Quite simply one of the funniest things ever written on any forum. Ever.
 
I've

just read through this again, fucking brilliant, for those who have not read this, please read it.
 
Just read this for first time. Superb, bit pissed off there's no more. Must make sure I read more carefully from now to make sure I don't miss posts like this, rather than just browsing posts quickly like I usually do.This must Have got put on when I was offline for ages, glad I started new user now, this has made it worth it.
 
has this been resolved yet? I can mentioned in opening thread but I m an ignorant cunt sometimes!
 
Absolute fuckin classic. :D
 
You know I remember being here when this started, and I forgot about it, until now.

It jsut got better and better. Pure genius
 
First time i've read it.got tears in my eyes,pure comic genius.:D
 
Rescued from the archive.
 
Very long time since i've read this thread :D:D
 
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