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Get a knuckle duster. Hit him once. He wont get back up quickly.
just because i do hairdressing doesn't make me a queer.
I go to college two times a week and at the bus stop a lad is always there who goes to college too, he never speaks he just stands there listening to his ipod, we exchange a slight eyebrow raise every now and again but thats about it.
Today in the canteen at college i was having my dinner with one of the girls who is also on my course and i noticed this lad from the bus stop sat opposite us really staring at my friend, i presumed he fancied her and when she got up to take her tray back i said to him "if you want ill introduce you" thinking i was being polite.
He took this the wrong way and said "you what you fucking poof", i repeated what i said but knew while i was saying it that the whole situation had gone a bit sour, he then said "ill knock you on your fucking arse you faggot" and started touching my face with his forehead, i was shitting myself and didn't know what to do so i tried apologising to him and explaining what i meant but he was having none of it, he told me he was going to cut me up, at this point the girl from my course came back and in a fit of madness i tried playing the hardman and kept saying "do it dickhead" which fucked him off even more but luckily one of the security staff came and broke it up
The thing is to be honest im soft as fuck and this lad seems to be a bit of a rough type so i know ill get my arse kicked, im now a bit scared about going to the bus stop on Thursday morning (when im next in college) as he will probably start some trouble as its just him and me at the bus stop, he is doing a cooking course so has access to knives and cleaver e.t.c so my ring is twitching a little, the cooking building is right next door to where my class is so there is no escape.
Anyone got any tips on how i should handle it, if needs be ill get a weapon of my own but i'll only use it as a last resort (i have a pair of scissors but id rather not use them they are professional hairdressing scissors), hopefully one of the forum hardcases like Boyle or Yorks-Red will know what to do
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Stuff like this is why I come on this board...althought Yorks Red was a Barmy in the day
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-Pepper-Spra...ryZ79849QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItemThat's the plan anyway, obviousy CS gas would of been better but no one seems to know where to get it
Right lads I've got a plan, I'm going to get a washing up liquid bottle and piss in it for the rest of the day until I fill it (my piss first thing in the morning is a big one so that should do it) then take it to the bus stop in the morning, if he starts any shit ill pull out the washing up liquid bottle and tell him its full of piss and if he carries on I'm going to squirt it at him.
With him doing cookery he'll be pretty concerned about the hygene implications and back off
That's the plan anyway, obviousy CS gas would of been better but no one seems to know where to get it
Bollocks, you haven't been ringing Babestation lately have you ?????????
One of the girls off my course has just rung me and told me that the lad from the bus stop has pulled her and asked where I was, he said he was looking forward to discussing matters with me.
I'm proper shitting myself now, I've got a practice evening tonight as well at the shop, I don't think ill be able to concentrate on cutting hair with all this on my mind.
This could ruin my career before its even begun, all it takes is one lapse in concentration and your clients lost an ear, I'm going to have to sort this once and for all tomorrow.
I'm going into the backyard now to practise swinging the bike chain and squirting the piss bottle at the same time
Bollocks said:I'm going into the backyard now to practise swinging the bike chain and squirting the piss bottle at the same time
Marvelous, why not wrap some shit up in a paper bag and throw it in towards him as you approach the bus stop - Unleash Hell!!!!
Chefs are usually hard drinking,hard fighting muthas.