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CLASSIC: headbutted some cunt tonite

Is the chap full of shit or on the level, vote now


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Keyboard terrorists.

If you that eager to meet Saddam, I can arrange a meet in Alexander Park.

Just leave your mobile.

I don't wanna meet you in a park you gay fucker. :p
 
stupid slag was asking for it really - she's a citeh fan and i was apparently on 'her turf'. I walked into the kitchen while she was cooking dinner and looking after the kids and I nutted her right in the whore's face. Broke the cunt's nose I think. Had to scarper quick coz I was outnumbered by me in-laws.

Top night and celebrated 2007 by breaking that bint's nose.

we are the cock of moss side.

:D :D
 
I've just headbutted 3 coppers

Cunts were looking at me for at least 30 seconds. They got in right on the napper.

Didn't hang around for afters.

Any you cunts who don't believe me, you'll get it also

Meet me in Moss Side...anytime
 
It's been done already mate. :D
 
:D TreeFiddy - RI's King of Parody.

Very funny.
 
Do you wana get involved?

Right that's it cunt. Meet me in the taps and I'll headbutt you too. I'll be wearing a bin liner and some rainbow suspenders.
 
Just headbutted 25 SAS guys

I let those cunts have it cos they were looking at me in the kitchen and going on about city.....
 
Liar.
 
Real tough guy hey - headbutting your wife.

Strange things happen to those who commit evil.

I really hope you're just messing around...or do you really not get it? Oh dear.
 
Real tough guy hey - headbutting your wife.

Strange things happen to those who commit evil.
tbh it's fucking disgusting. If he'd slapped her then you can excuse but to headbutt a woman is out of order.

I hope you're proud of yourself treefiddler
 
tbh it's fucking disgusting. If he'd slapped her then you can excuse but to headbutt a woman is out of order.

I hope you're proud of yourself treefiddler

Oi shut it or I'll headbutt your wife next. If she wants to meet me that is.
 
I touched her.....
 
Thats fucking horrible, you don't headbutt your wife :mad:



Kick her in the cunt instead
 
Thats fucking horrible, you don't headbutt your wife :mad:



Kick her in the cunt instead

You do if you're from mosside and you're double fucking hard.

I'll bet none of you soft arses have been to prison either, eh!!? EH!??
 
You do if you're from mosside and you're double fucking hard.

I'll bet none of you soft arses have been to prison either, eh!!? EH!??

I've done time mate coz im really fucking nails! I bet you haven't you mincer. I fucked my cell mate in the arse every NITE coz I'm a MOSSSIDERED don't ya know?! ROAR!
 
None of you compare to me, i eat glass for breakfast and nails for tea.
I also wipe my arse on sandpaper :cool:
 
i hope she chops your dick off and glues it between your eyes
 
I've done time mate coz im really fucking nails! I bet you haven't you mincer. I fucked my cell mate in the arse every NITE coz I'm a MOSSSIDERED don't ya know?! ROAR!

Sometimes the only way to prove your manliness is to put your cock right up another man's arse.

And then fucking headbutt him if he tries to cuddle you afterwards. Fucking gayers.
 
Cunts were looking at me for at least 30 seconds. They got in right on the napper.

Didn't hang around for afters.

Any you cunts who don't believe me, you'll get it also

Meet me in Moss Side...anytime

WUM
 
That mob boss will eliminate your soul don't test da guy.
 
your in chester i live in moss side. seeing as u like to take the piss and think im lying would you like to answetr the pm i sent u? i am very happy to discuss this over a pint in chester or the moss or on matchday. id love to hear your insults face to face the question is do you have any balls or are you just a pencildicked interent shit talker?

i await your response

despair
 
Sometimes the only way to prove your manliness is to put your cock right up another man's arse.

And then fucking headbutt him if he tries to cuddle you afterwards. Fucking gayers.

You're a man after my own heart. If you're ever round Moss Side be sure to look me up so I can come in your arse like a real hard as nails bastard.
 
Fuck off you mug
 
You're a man after my own heart. If you're ever round Moss Side be sure to look me up so I can come in your arse like a real hard as nails bastard.

Excellent. You better not use no fucking poofy lubes either. Just spit on it and shove it in.
 
Look mate I dont want any trouble:rolleyes:

That's exactly what this granny said outside tescos, but she looked at me funny so I had to do what I had to do.

Do you have any idea how hard porcelain teeth are?
 
That's exactly what this granny said outside tescos, but she looked at me funny so I had to do what I had to do.

Do you have any idea how hard porcelain teeth are?

:D :D
 
That's exactly what this granny said outside tescos, but she looked at me funny so I had to do what I had to do.

Do you have any idea how hard porcelain teeth are?

Ah, I remember the first time I nutted a granny. Was fucking mint. I thought I'd never feel such a rush again...until I nutted this disabled bitch who wheeled across my path.
 
I see some of you are laughing at me. This infuriates me. To get rid of my total rage and frustration I'm going to go outside and boot this ginger cat I've just seen walking under my car.

The cunt.
 

You may laugh but I got that ginger cunt.

He tried to run but I picked him up and headbutted him. Thing about cats though is that their heads are smaller than ours, so I think I got him more on the ear than the nose.

He won't come around my manor again though, meowing and shit.

Ah, I remember the first time I nutted a granny. Was fucking mint. I thought I'd never feel such a rush again...until I nutted this disabled bitch who wheeled across my path.

Ah yes. I was in a bar one night and some bitch was looking at me funny. She gave me some bollocks story about being blind - but I didn't buy it. I headbutted her and her fucking labrador.
 
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