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CLASSIC: headbutted some cunt tonite

Is the chap full of shit or on the level, vote now

  • Terry Norton grotted the geezer and is now on the run

    Votes: 6 10.9%

  • Aldridge Prior has no mates. He invents tales to get through the day

    Votes: 49 89.1%
  • Total voters
    55
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In a block of flats once, a granny walked right across my path, so explained to her that if she did it again she would wake up on a life support machine. The cunt took no notice so i flung her down a flight of stairs.
I've never seen of her since.
 
Prideofalleurope said:
:eek:
In a block of flats once, a granny walked right across my path, so explained to her that if she did it again she would wake up on a life support machine. The cunt took no notice so i flung her down a flight of stairs.
I've never seen of her since.
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Down some stairs? You some kind of pansy? Headbutting is the only way my friend.
 
Oh there was plenty of headbutting that day don't you worry :cool:
 
i remember one time i was walking down canal street and some dirty foreign puff was looking at me funny. i threatened him with a good headbutting but due to translation issues i ended up getting my salad tossed.
 
MossSideRED said:
all nite he was staring over at me and my mates in the end i asked him what was the problem and it turns out he has a problem with me being a red on his turf. i told him to do something about it and he did fuck all. after a few i could see the cunt still staring and pointing so when everyone was up celbreating new years i walked up to the cunt and smacked in full on and he went stright sdown then it all klicked off and we legged it

top nite and seeing the new years in by hopefuly breaking some cunts nose

we are the cock of the north
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SAS, 10 men chap has not been on today!!!

Reckon he's in Iraq sortin' a few people out?
 
No he's on the balcony with the other 50 000 regiment blokes!:rolleyes:
 
Sparky6899 said:
Ah yes. I was in a bar one night and some bitch was looking at me funny. She gave me some bollocks story about being blind - but I didn't buy it. I headbutted her and her fucking labrador.
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:D:D:D
 
MossSideRED said:
this iks problem witht eh net despite its advances it has little needledicked internet geeks who live a home with mummy talkin trash and who wonted do fuck all when someone calls there bluff.

you have my pm. i got details u fancy meeting up on a mtachday to talk shit to my face then lets do it

altohw your probably some little pencil dicked kid form down south who deosnt even now manchester
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talking trash?

You fucking halfwit
 
bttt :D
 
10 men not been on all day

gutted
 
hes prob gone to "take" gooch close
 
MossSideRED said:
amazingly i drink in lots of pubs i drink in pubs in moss side,salford,ashton,lytham,longsight,macc all over the shop.

tonight i was in the taps and invited any forum memebr to drag theself away from their computer to tell me to my face what they thought of me

suprise suprise no one had the balls but of course they did more shit talking

the offer still stands pm me ,any of you ,asking me where ill be so can call me all the names u do on here to my face. seriously , ill have a drink with any of u and id love to hear all the insults to my face

i do this because im pretty confident i could kick the living shit out of any of u but i know u wont do fuck all.

meet in the gorse if he can take his tongue out of mobbbosses arse a minute will try and fail to be funny but hell never meet becuase hes a needledicked potting shed victim.

but ill happily come to chester to talk it all over with you

like i said you call me the liar but none of you are prepared to back it up in the real world
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You are still a lying twat
 
Brilliant. :D
 
im here sorry my real life got in the way

the offer is still open to any of who like to meet me and tell me what a mong or spastic liar i am to my face

particlarly potting shed boy meet in the gorse who lives with his mum in chester

instead of answering my pm with bullshit and saying 'sorry im only kidding' why dont u name a time and place and i dont care that your suffering from depression its no excuse for choking on cock in pub toilets
 
cant you fucking read bloomberg?

ive said to any big mouth cunt on this thread were ill be any of of you are welcome to come have a drink with me and call me all the names under the sun including a liar to my face.

im always around on matchday and drink in the manc area all year round . i know that most of u are southern jessies though


anyone ill happily meet anyone for a nice chat.
 
Stromberg said:
Offer the 81 people who think you're full of shit out also mate

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:eek: What did i say ??
 
MossSideRed who made up the story about headbutting some fucker.

The sad fuck is PM me all the time now.
How do you get rid of lying, Walter Mitty types?
Have offered to meet him in the Taps in Lytham - his local which is kind of near Moss side.
Lying cunt is doing my head in now.
Why doesn't he go up to bed with the big un?
 
Just ignore him mate, hes only 12.
 
meet in the gorse said:
The sad fuck is PM me all the time now.
How do you get rid of lying, Walter Mitty types?
Have offered to meet him in the Taps in Lytham - his local which is kind of near Moss side.
Lying cunt is doing my head in now.
Why doesn't he go up to bed with the big un?
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Mate, he hasn't got a local...he's not of legal age to consume alcohol.
 
MossSideRED said:
ive said to any big mouth cunt on this thread were ill be any of of you are welcome to come have a drink with me and call me all the names under the sun including a liar to my face.

im always around on matchday and drink in the manc area all year round . i know that most of u are southern jessies though


anyone ill happily meet anyone for a nice chat.
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When & where? :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
FAO MSR - I was in the Taps yesterday looking for you.

You never showed up.

Who's the cunt now?
 
MossSideRED said:
ive said to any big mouth cunt on this thread were ill be any of of you are welcome to come have a drink with me and call me all the names under the sun including a liar to my face.

im always around on matchday and drink in the manc area all year round . i know that most of u are southern jessies though


anyone ill happily meet anyone for a nice chat.
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Can we talk about cricket?
 
You guys kill me.:D :D
 
I would like to announce the following

Having met with MSR this afternoon, in Mcr City Centre, the story was verified by the pub landlord.

So chaps, you all owe MSR the biggest fuckin apology.
 
MobBoss said:
Having met with MSR this afternoon, in Mcr City Centre, the story was verified by the pub landlord.

So chaps, you all owe MSR the biggest fuckin apology.
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:D
 
The Taps in Lytham is a small nice pub with a good reputation in CAMRA circles, a true real ale pub, even brews its own beer. No kiddies, disco, football, its the hangout for the Fylde rugby team when they booze in the town. Picture of Billy Beaumont on the wall.

Its certainly not the place a 14 year old massif hard gansta from da Moss is going to sup his pint of Hobgoblin.
 
justalurker said:
The Taps in Lytham is a small nice pub with a good reputation in CAMRA circles, a true real ale pub, even brews its own beer. No kiddies, disco, football, its the hangout for the Fylde rugby team when they booze in the town. Picture of Billy Beaumont on the wall.

Its certainly not the place a 14 year old massif hard gansta from da Moss is going to sup his pint of Hobgoblin.
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Could we assume another fib. :rolleyes:
 
I missed the bit where meet in the gorse offered to meet him.

You should meet him and call his bluff.
 
lazarus said:
I missed the bit where meet in the gorse offered to meet him.

You should meet him and call his bluff.
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90% of me knows he's a fibber.
10% of me think he's a loon.
Have erred on the side of caution and gone with the 10%
OK so I'm a gayer:o
 
meet in the gorse, am i still a fibber?

or did the drink get to you last night...
 
KHITC. said:
meet in the gorse, am i still a fibber?

or did the drink get to you last night...
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To be fair my typing skills and Stella intake may have got the better of me.
I apologise.
 
meet in the gorse said:
90% of me knows he's a fibber.
10% of me think he's a loon.
Have erred on the side of caution and gone with the 10%
OK so I'm a gayer:o
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I'm not judging. I agree,if he isn't wumming then he is a nutter.
 
lazarus said:
I'm not judging. I agree,if he isn't wumming then he is a nutter.
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Thank you.
Am erring towards the 10% considering recent pm's :eek:
 
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