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Brilliant ! Quaver in the microwave trick

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Was talking to a mate who is a chef, he told me about this in the pub last night.
Dip a quaver in milk and microwave it for 30 seconds and hey presto it comes out like a giant prawn cracker.
Just tried it and its amazing.
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gonna try this later. quality!
 
redsouthy said:
Brilliant ! Quaver in the microwave trick

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Was talking to a mate who is a chef, he told me about this in the pub last night.
Dip a quaver in milk and microwave it for 30 seconds and hey presto it comes out like a giant prawn cracker.
Just tried it and its amazing.
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If this is some sick joke and my microwave blows up i sharnt be impressed :(
 
It does work, heard it on another forum.
Supposedly you can feed a family on one bag:D
 
I'm off to buy some Quavers. Back in a jiffy.
 
all liars
 
What milk should i use to get best results :confused:
 
redsouthy said:
I used semi skimmed and they came up a treat
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Do i use one of them little brush thingys and paste the milk on or should i just dunk it :confused: I need more information
 
...what happens to the quaver?

.. isn't this racist?
 
Fuckin hell i thought i'd be clever and put the whole bag in


Fuckin giant quavers everywhere :mad: :mad:
 
so tempted to try this :D
 
davenports pocket said:
Do i use one of them little brush thingys and paste the milk on or should i just dunk it :confused: I need more information
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We are being a little pedantic here but either method should surfice.
Incidently i went for the dunking method i hope this helps.
 
Utter shite, ive just done it and fuck all happened other than it went a bit brown:mad:

I was looking forward to my giant quaver
 
redsouthy said:
We are being a little pedantic here but either method should surfice.
Incidently i went for the dunking method i hope this helps.
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asda cheesy curl "quavalikes" and normal,proper full fat milk are definitely not the chosen tools,on the down side,brownage occurred,but on the upside,it did actually seem to enhance the cheeseness of the crisp/curl.

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i'm really sorry,but a pedant would ensure he spelt everything right
 
Cant

What milk did you use
 
try it with hairspray and draw - expands up to 4 times its original size...
 
try wrapping it in tin foil for best effect.
 
Ok here are the instructions again follow these and it will work perfectly.
1. obtain quavers, these must be the walkers ones as they have some different ingredient in.
2. Dunk in semi skimmed milk.
3. Microwave for 30 seconds on full power ( you may need to adjust according to your wattage) mine is 1200

Its that simple

Delicious giant quavers
 
redsouthy said:
Ok here are the instructions again follow these and it will work perfectly.
1. obtain quavers, these must be the walkers ones as they have some different ingredient in.
2. Dunk in semi skimmed milk.
3. Microwave for 30 seconds on full power ( you may need to adjust according to your wattage) mine is 1200

Its that simple

Delicious giant quavers
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Fuck off now its bollocks
 
For fucks sake are you lot serious!:rolleyes:
 
One thing that definately works is if you put the empty packet in the microwave for about ten seconds, not much more as you dont want it to melt, the packet shrinks and hey presto, a tiny quavers packet! And if southy's method works you will have a quaver that is bigger than the packet. :D
 
Love quavers hate microwaves. :p
 
I used to do the crisp packet thing in the oven in th age before microwaves and make them into a badge.

Do not leave the quavers in the packet when you microwave and only do one at a time as they all compact and you will never get them out.
 
Try putting a CD in the microwave. Stinks but it's mint! In my uni halls in first year I had a bit of a thing for putting things in microwaves. Until I nearly burned down the building...
 
Just got back from the pub, instead of popping in to the Kebab shop i have consumed a whole micro quaver.

I`m stuffed
 
Cantona's Collar said:
Utter shite, ive just done it and fuck all happened other than it went a bit brown:mad:

I was looking forward to my giant quaver
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Don`t get a chip on your collar, have another go :D
 
I once put a scorpion in a microwave - fukin stank when it exploded with all the toxic shit he had in him. Not recommended.
 
So what's the verdict?
Is this a WUM or not?:confused:
 
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