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CLASSIC: Brilliant ! Quaver in the microwave trick

loving this thread!! :D

gonna try it in the microwave in work,if it fucks uphappy days it aint mine.

if it works im gona buy a multi pack of quavers over the weekend and do em all one by one, then put all the massive quavers in the multipack bag and walk into work eating them as if its the most normal thing in the world :D
 
Not tried this yet but sounds interesting.
I know a lightbulb lights up if you put it in the microwave.
infact it looks fucking excellent. wouldn't do it for too long tho incase the bulb smashes!
 
i am tempted to try it
 
:D Use your noggins lads.

Why would milk make a quaver grow?:rolleyes:

Ha Ha.

It's a good WU though, plenty of people would fall for it.
 
incidently Quaver profits have doubled in the north west...
 
At least this is a funnier WUM than that fookin "united buying 2 players... mark my words" last week
 
I just tried the soap in the microwave thing, it's quality. Even if the Quaver thing is a WU, I'm gonna try it :D
 
redsouthy said:
I used to do the crisp packet thing in the oven in th age before microwaves and make them into a badge.

Do not leave the quavers in the packet when you microwave and only do one at a time as they all compact and you will never get them out.
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What a fucking geek :D

Badge making kits at the ready
 
Don't fucking work :@ :D
 
Does anyone know what would happen if you coated John O'Shite in milk (Full Fat) and put him in the microwave for 30 seconds.

Would we end up with a bigger and better version or would we kill him.

Got to be worth a try, nothing to lose really
 
Had a packet last night so tried it.

Didn't work. :(
 
Just been shopping at ASDA with the mrs and they have sold out of quavers, what the fucks going on?:confused:
 
Works better if you put a whole raw unbroken egg in with it.
 
just tried it :( what am i supposed to do with the rest of the bag? i dont even fucking like them
 
what the fuck as it come to quavers,milk microwaves what are these thing s we are still burning coal in wigan:o
 
Any one else having a giant quaver for breakfast
 
domfh89 said:
Had a packet last night so tried it.

Didn't work. :(
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You need to use one of the latest microwave ovens. Pre 2006 ovens just aren't powerful enough to expand a quaver, making them a bit crotchety.

I had ice cream and Jim Beam on mine this morning.
 
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH

Hold on to your Quavers they are selling for over a tenner on e-bay
 
HALman said:
You need to use one of the latest microwave ovens. Pre 2006 ovens just aren't powerful enough to expand a quaver, making them a bit crotchety.

I had ice cream and Jim Beam on mine this morning.
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Will go and buy a brand spanking new microwave then.
 
NOTE OF CAUTION!
Don't use Cheesy Wotsits and then have a wank. Your knob will turn bright orange!
 
domfh89 said:
Will go and buy a brand spanking new microwave then.
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Never fear the quaver doctor is here.

I`m afraid that this is a case in point of Size really does matter.
600w does seem quite inadequate.
however with a little tinkering you should still be able to achieve the desired result.
My first point of call would be to adjust your timer settings, in view of your tiny wattage i would go with a 5 minute zap.

For the record i used a panasonic inverter dimension 4 1000w on full power for 30 seconds
 
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It didn't work, and I'd bought a fucking multipack.
 
redsouthy said:
Never fear the quaver doctor is here.

I`m afraid that this is a case in point of Size really does matter.
600w does seem quite inadequate.
however with a little tinkering you should still be able to achieve the desired result.
My first point of call would be to adjust your timer settings, in view of your tiny wattage i would go with a 5 minute zap.

For the record i used a panasonic inverter dimension 4 1000w on full power for 30 seconds
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I used an 800W for 30 seconds, nothing happened, it started to toast and a harsh cheese smell was ommited form the microwave.
 
roydela said:
Try putting a CD in the microwave. Stinks but it's mint! In my uni halls in first year I had a bit of a thing for putting things in microwaves. Until I nearly burned down the building...
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I've done that, its fucking brilliant. I got the idea from an Irvine Welsh book.


A lightbulb in a glass of water works the best.


It lights up :cool:

Don't do longer than a few seconds though or you might end up looking like Luke Chadwick.
 
only got skips will they work.:o
 
JOINERDAZ said:
only got skips will they work.:o
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skips:D fucking hell i'd forgotten about skips, i loved how they'd just melt into your tongue, no need to bite or chew. perfect lazy bastard's accessory.
 
What a waste of a fucking evening. Bought a box of walkers quavers on offer and sat and tried about 300 of the little cunts in a 1200w MWO, not your average pie warmer. Tried allsorts of milk combo's from semi / full fat, little lads SMA even tried squeezing the wife tits for breast milk. Fuck all happens.

Gone off quavers now.

Some people have mentioned placing a bulb in a microwave. This does work especially with blown bulbs, BUT be prepared to pick up 100,000,000 pieces of fucking glass all over the inside of the oven. Have tried this in work (work for electric company that makes them) messy but fun.
 
chunky said:
What a waste of a fucking evening. Bought a box of walkers quavers on offer and sat and tried about 300 of the little cunts in a 1200w MWO, not your average pie warmer. Tried allsorts of milk combo's from semi / full fat, little lads SMA even tried squeezing the wife tits for breast milk. Fuck all happens.

Gone off quavers now.
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Haha! You daft sod!:D
 
Hmmmm.... just tried this and it definitely expanded. But I was expecting some kind of super-quaver, waist high or something. Mine has only expanded by about 150%. Is this the kind of result I should be pleased with or should I try again? Ta in advance. :confused:
 
ralphie88 said:
Hmmmm.... just tried this and it definitely expanded. But I was expecting some kind of super-quaver, waist high or something. Mine has only expanded by about 150%. Is this the kind of result I should be pleased with or should I try again? Ta in advance. :confused:
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nope, try again, try turning it upside down after about 20 secs.

worked for me, mine was about 4 times the size.normal 800 watt microwave
 
I'm on 800W too but no improvements on approx 3 times the size. The fuckers can't absorb any more fucking milk!
 
just tried this and I've got a quaver the size of a satellite dish but it's left my microwave looking like a size 3 shoe box :confused:
 
This works a treat with hula hoops as well. You can fit them round your wrist. Or a baby's head.
 
Morons.
 
Finally got some quavers, but now they are burnt and the kitchens a bit smokey :( :mad: :confused:
 
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