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OFFICIAL: Coronavirus

"We're all gonna die..."? The fuck you talking about? I ain't dying, ever! :mad:
 
Hopefully it doesn’t get coupled up with Lymes disease, could be a killer
 
I was knocking them out at 9 quid for 12 bottles at Christmas..

Hope I'm not implicated..:eek:
 
Not me, I died of ebola
 
Stop watching corrie and you'll be fine.
 
Yep, looks like we're all gonna go pop
 
Coming back from Prague on Monday there was a big fuck off China airlines flight leaving for Beijing at the next gate.

Been nice knowing you. :(
 
Coming back from Prague on Monday there was a big fuck off China airlines flight leaving for Beijing at the next gate.

Been nice knowing you. :(

Had a flight from the Guangdong region ahead of me at Heathrow arrivals last night.

I leave my used tissue collection to the RI collective :(
 
I'm just shocked that Wayne Looney didn't start the thread:eek::D
 
Coronavirus - it makes you frothy, man :cool:
 
I’m at the airport in Beijing at the moment. Absolute ghost town! It’s a very bizarre experience during the Chinese New Year holiday.

Wuhan has now (as in last night) been completely shut down, with all transport routes in/out of the city closed off. In Beijing, everyone is wearing a mask, but the latest information suggests that the virus can also be contractable via the eyes. Therefore, I’ve taken the extreme measure of putting a blindfold on and relying on people to guide me to where I need to be. Can’t be too careful.

In all seriousness, considering the SARS outbreak was traced back to Wuhan, it’s so fucking stupid that they allow wild livestock to be brought in to the farmers markets there and sold like it’s standard meat! A mate of mine is married to a Chinese girl and her hometown is only a few stops on the train from Wuhan. He said he spoke to locals there today who didn’t even know that there was a virus outbreak :rolleyes:

Fuck knows how they are going to contain it with every man and his (rabid) dag traveling all over the country/world for the holidays.
 
I’m at the airport in Beijing at the moment. Absolute ghost town! It’s a very bizarre experience during the Chinese New Year holiday.

Wuhan has now (as in last night) been completely shut down, with all transport routes in/out of the city closed off. In Beijing, everyone is wearing a mask, but the latest information suggests that the virus can also be contractable via the eyes. Therefore, I’ve taken the extreme measure of putting a blindfold on and relying on people to guide me to where I need to be. Can’t be too careful.

In all seriousness, considering the SARS outbreak was traced back to Wuhan, it’s so fucking stupid that they allow wild livestock to be brought in to the farmers markets there and sold like it’s standard meat! A mate of mine is married to a Chinese girl and her hometown is only a few stops on the train from Wuhan. He said he spoke to locals there today who didn’t even know that there was a virus outbreak :rolleyes:

Fuck knows how they are going to contain it with every man and his (rabid) dag traveling all over the country/world for the holidays.

You've seen how they are trying to, by cutting off Wuhan. In a couple of weeks it will be "Wuhan? Never heard of it."
 
We need to get Wuhan all in check.
 
I’ve got it and it’s had me writhing of the night :(
 
Does their new signing have any relatives in Wuhan? It would be devastating if it went through the squad.
 
I’m in Vietnam and it’s Chinese New Year. Utter bedlam at customs. Surrounded by about 2000 of the rude cunts for 2 hours while getting through. Had to manhandle one who jumped the queue and called another a cunt for pushing in not that he understood me.
 
I’m in Vietnam and it’s Chinese New Year. Utter bedlam at customs. Surrounded by about 2000 of the rude cunts for 2 hours while getting through. Had to manhandle one who jumped the queue and called another a cunt for pushing in not that he understood me.
The good news is you now have the bad aids.

You need to invest in one of these to protect those around you: [ame]https://www.amazon.co.uk/Garden-Poly-Tunnel-Cloche-Greenhouse/dp/B01N3N5YT9?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_2[/ame]
 
Im off to the Doctors to have a Fizzical
 
Taking hold in Scotland apparently.

Good time for that vote.
 
Don’t panic everyone. I have a cure for the corona virus.

You just need to put a lime in your mouth, stick your thumb on your head, and tip yourself upside down.
 
Some mad vids going around on twitter.

People standing in the street literally just falling flat on their face. Another of a truck driving round spraying the streets with disinfectant.

Also some pics of what some of the fuckers eat over there... Raw bats and mice among other things :eek: And they wonder shit like this happens.
 
Also some pics of what some of the fuckers eat over there... Raw bats and mice among other things :eek: And they wonder shit like this happens.

That's one thing about them ... they don't lack imagination when it comes to stuffing animals into their gobs:D
Is there any animal off limits to them? Can't think of one.
 
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