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OFFICIAL: Coronavirus

90's dance hit puns > bottled beer puns.
 
If you're going to have a contagious outbreak you'd rather have it under a totalitarian regime.
 
Woman in China asked about the quarentine of the city "I trust our Government to look after us".:cool:

We'd probably do this:rolleyes: but would we trust our government?
 
Supermarkets are running out of bread and milk and tinned goods.

I'm sorted:cool:, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
 
Bulletproof said:
If you're going to have a contagious outbreak you'd rather have it under a totalitarian regime.
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A proper regime would have kept this under wraps until over half the country was dead and supplies of cheap shite were dropping across the world. Poor effort from the Chinese lads, you wouldn't get this from North Korea.
 
I work in security and have had to ask a Chinese woman to take off her face mask as I couldn't see who she was. She weren't happy. I am in the city of London btw.

Face masks don't seem to be doing much good back home
 
China to build a 1,000 bed hospital in 5 days to get it under control.:eek:

Takes us 5 years
 
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
Chinese eat Badgers
So we're gonna die
If the corona virus does blitzkreig
The scousers will not win the league
Woody and the glazers will also die
 
The one plus point is that Tom Daley may stand a better chance and winning Olympic gold
 
Boomdong said:
The one plus point is that Tom Daley may stand a better chance and winning Olympic gold
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His arse must be wide enough now to install a caterpillar drive
 
redstar1 said:
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
Chinese eat Badgers
So we're gonna die
If the corona virus does blitzkreig
The scousers will not win the league
Woody and the glazers will also die
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Are there any down sides?
 
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Confirmed coronavirus cases:

- China
- US
- France
- Japan
- South Korea
- Taiwan
- Singapore
- Thailand
- Australia
- Nepal
- Vietnam
- Hong Kong
- Macau
- Malaysia


Flood the tunnel, close the ports, no-one gets in, ramp up our domestic farming and fishing. Proper brexit
 
Captain Trips :eek:
 
Some expert was saying earlier that many more people die from seasonal flu every year but we hardly raise an eyebrow.
 
genie said:
Captain Trips :eek:
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:D Randal Flagg and Trashcan Man setting off a nuke, and the vermin don’t get to finish the season....it’s all good.
 
wayne_looney said:
Some expert was saying earlier that many more people die from seasonal flu every year but we hardly raise an eyebrow.
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China doesn’t build a 1000 bed hospital in 5 days every year ... this has them twitching a bit. It clearly will blow over like SARS and Birdflu but with mass transportation we have today, it will be something like this that wipes out a good number of mankind out one day.
 
The Chinese knocking out a hospital in 5 days. Maybe we could get them to help with HS2
 
Murrieta said:
China doesn’t build a 1000 bed hospital in 5 days every year ... this has them twitching a bit. It clearly will blow over like SARS and Birdflu but with mass transportation we have today, it will be something like this that wipes out a good number of mankind out one day.
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Resistance to antibiotics will take care of population growth.

The full effects are just around the corner.
 
wayne_looney said:
Resistance to antibiotics will take care of population growth.

The full effects are just around the corner.
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Along with lower birth rates across the globe.

The pension crisis is going to be a thing to behold.
 
overblown..my company Managers pandemic response for PHE and NHS England (70,000 pallets of pandemic produ ts stored in a NW facility) and after the initial reponse meetings on Tuesday they have now told us to stand down ( for now anyway)..
 
Krom said:
Along with lower birth rates across the globe.

The pension crisis is going to be a thing to behold.
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Indeed. The whole capitalist system depends on constant growth.

If we keep ignoring it, it might go away.:)
 
Murrieta said:
:D Randal Flagg and Trashcan Man setting off a nuke, and the vermin don’t get to finish the season....it’s all good.
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You read my mind 😂
 
My Chinese doctor friends have reached out, things are changing rapidly day to day, hour to hour, I would like to bring you up to date on everything I know with inside information that I'm getting from medical teams on the ground in China and all the significant developments.
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Prideofalleurope said:
Some mad vids going around on twitter.

People standing in the street literally just falling flat on their face. Another of a truck driving round spraying the streets with disinfectant.

Also some pics of what some of the fuckers eat over there... Raw bats and mice among other things :eek: And they wonder shit like this happens.
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Normal Saturday night in Liverpool then
 
Don't care. I died already in WWIII that twitter millenials decided was starting the other week.
 
Can we get them builders here next month Boris to build the 20 odd hospitals promised before the end of the year.
 
wayne_looney said:
Resistance to antibiotics will take care of population growth.
The full effects are just around the corner.
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Mankind has only had antibiotics for less than a hundred years. We thrived for millennia without them .... we will lose a few people but it won’t be a show stopper.
 
Murrieta said:
Mankind has only had antibiotics for less than a hundred years. We thrived for millennia without them .... we will lose a few people but it won’t be a show stopper.
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Bugs kept the population down then we conquered them now they're fighting back and we have no weapons.

Game changer.;)
 
When you see the videos though with about 50 excavator machines all working away next to each other it doesn't make sense

All they're doing is levelling the ground, would be easier with just 3/4

Not saying it's fake news but it seemed a bit strange
 
Tony soccaball said:
Just ordered a mask from Amazon
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After a small amount of time masks are utterly pointless and don't stop germs once moisture permeates thru the material.
 
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