CLASSIC: Chat to strangers.

SP4RR0W said:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 29 f maldives

Stranger: maldives?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: island?

Stranger: so slow...

You: maale

Stranger: ?

Stranger: male?

You: no maale is the name of the island

Stranger: maale isn't island?

You: yes it is

Stranger: ?

Stranger: strange...

You: it is shaped like a penis

You: i live right on the tip

Stranger: penis?

Stranger: O

Stranger: 한국말 알아요?

Stranger: Do you know south korea?

You: yes, penis. you know, cock, dick, willy, shaft, shlong, sausage, pencil, truncheon

You: no, but i know north korea

You: is it near?

Stranger: O my god

You: whats happened, shit yourself?

Stranger: south korea is beatiful nation

You: don't worry it happpens to me all the time

Stranger: um...

You: do they have panda bears in korea?

You: my next door neighbor is a panda

Stranger: panda , bears in zoo

Stranger: panda = china

Stranger: china of animal is panda

Stranger: but i'm korean

You: bastard eats all my sugar cane

You: pak ji sung

Stranger: yes!!!!!

Stranger: ji sung good player

Stranger: park

You: ah you bastards eat dags

Stranger: korea=박지성

You: snide that

Stranger: what????

Stranger: bastards... idon't know

You: stop looking at my dag, you can't eat him

Stranger: a ha

Stranger: i'm know

Stranger: i don't like eating dag..

You: cats?

Stranger: eacat?

You: elephants?

Stranger: oh no!!!

Stranger: oh no!!!!

You: tigers?

You: beans on toast?

Stranger: korean don't eat

You: you must be hungry, you can eat my dag if you want, he shits everywhere the liitle mut

Stranger: hey girl

You: who you calling a girl??!!

Stranger: you are prejudice

Stranger: many korean don't eat dag, tiger, elephant and other animal

You: i've never seen it but i hear Keira Knightley is very good in it

Stranger: ?

You: its alright put a bit of cheese on it

Stranger: you maldive?

Stranger: your nation is sink?

You: muff dive?

You: i love scranning minge

You: thats my favorite meal - CLUNGE

Stranger: hey

You: ho

You: lets go

Stranger: you don't know korea

Stranger: you must reading korea history book

You: is it near wales?

Stranger: you must read korea history book

Stranger: you must reading korea history bookyou must reading korea history book

Stranger: I LOVE KOREA

You: I LOVE LAMP

Stranger: hey

Stranger: I'M ANGRY

Stranger: I'm angry

Stranger: because you ignore my nation

You: Hungry and angry thats not a good comibantion

You: reminds me of my childhhood

Stranger: maldive people is ignorance? i'm now here

You: invade us then

Stranger: i'm regrettable....

You: our army is MASSIVE

Stranger: ha ha ha

Stranger: our army bigger than your army

You: we keep ours up our sleevies

Stranger: zzzz

Stranger: kkk

Stranger: so fun?

Stranger: hey i'm like maldive before you say

Stranger: but now i'm maldive is hate

Stranger: because you are ignore my nation!!

Stranger: that is so disfrace

Stranger: that is so disgrace

Stranger: i'm angry

Stranger: bye

Stranger: i'm hate you

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m33red said:

You: manchester
Stranger: manchester sucks ass at soccer
Stranger: PCE NIGGA
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wtf is PCE

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Give a dag a bone said:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: have you heard of zippy penguin?
Stranger: no
You: he's famous on red issue
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Cockney Red said:

You: Red Issue
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: It's a forum, it's great
You: full of wumming cunts though
Stranger: whats the for=um about
You: manchester united
Stranger: talking about what
You: ipods
You: wanking in your sisters bra
You: boylie
You: prague
Stranger: wanking in your sisters bra??????
You: yep
Stranger: whats that about
You: why not
Stranger: whats it about
You: like, when she's out
You: you can sniff
You: the bra
You: then wank in it
Stranger: why would you sniff your sisters bra
Stranger: its ur sister
You: don't ask me
You: i didn't start the thread
Stranger: they sound like inbred fucking dicks
You: i started one on my flatmate the other day
You: 11 pages, no bans
You: no one respects me on there
Stranger: inbred fuckers its disgusting

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Give a dag a bone said:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 4 8 15 16 23 42
You: Have you ever shit yourself at work?
Stranger: shit, yeah
Stranger: pissed myself in the process too
You: how about puking at your desk
Stranger: no i havent done that yet
Stranger: so far
You: Masturbated in the works toilets?
Stranger: SHIT MY HUSBAND JUST SAW THIS
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Jigga said:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for female, cybersex
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 male
You: im 15
You: is that too young : (
Stranger: i can work with that
You: u suuuree? : )
Stranger: yeah
You: kay
You: what are u doingg
You: im horny
You: its 4am
You: my sisters went out but my parents didnt let me : (
You: so im waiting for them to get backkk
You: what u doinnnn
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: well, im wondering if yuo can stimulate me
You: i think i can :P
Stranger: then do what you can ;]
You: what are u wearing
Stranger: got some boxers on
You: im not wearing underwear
You: haha 1-0 to meeeee
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: feeling wet down there?
You: wana make me wet :P
Stranger: i can with my hard hot cock
You: yummyyyyy
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: care to suck me off?
You: all night long babeee
Stranger: sounds goood
Stranger: feeling nice and hot now?
You: yeah...real hot...im taking off my top 1 sec
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: how big are your boobs?
You: im a c cup : (
You: not really big but im only 15
Stranger: thats fine
You: how bigs ur cock?
Stranger: its pretty big right now
Stranger: i sure could use a tongue to lick me off
You: ooo id love that
You: what would u do to me
Stranger: id take my fingers and slide them up your hot wet pussy
Stranger: mmm...so tight arent you?
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Your IP Address has been tracked down and recorded with the Federal Bureau. You are in violation of engaging in illegal sexual cyber activity with a minor (persons under the age of 18), details of which I will explain. You will face a jail sentence of a minimum of 21 years and/or a fine of $300,000. Federal officials will be on hand to contact you for details by 8am on Monday, 22nd June 2009.

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Jigga said:

You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Your IP Address has been tracked down and recorded with the Federal Bureau. You are in violation of engaging in illegal sexual cyber activity with a minor (persons under the age of 18), details of which I will explain. You will face a jail sentence of a minimum of 21 years and/or a fine of $300,000. Federal officials will be on hand to contact you for details by 8am on Monday, 22nd June 2009.

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Jigga said:

You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Your IP Address has been tracked down and recorded with the Federal Bureau. You are in violation of engaging in illegal sexual cyber activity with a minor (persons under the age of 18), details of which I will explain. You will face a jail sentence of a minimum of 21 years and/or a fine of $300,000. Federal officials will be on hand to contact you for details by 8am on Monday, 22nd June 2009.

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Chief said:

Reppage.

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Sylvie said:

Quand je vous lis, je suis morte de rire!

Votre amie Française!

Bon week-end à toutes et tous.

Et si vous êtes papa, bonne fête des pères!

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