CLASSIC: Chat to strangers.

[The Mask]

Stranger: hi
You: hello sir
Stranger: I am come from London . I am a girl .
You: sweet. whats your name?
Stranger: Merry
Stranger: andyou?
You: i'm jon
You: and i'm from manchester
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you sure very cool
You: none cooler. how old are you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: andyou?
You: 24
You: have you always lived in london?
Stranger: you are very young.
You: erm
Stranger: yeah
You: but you're younger
Stranger: I have been in London.
You: you are fantastic
You: i swear
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: I am very shy.
You: why?
Stranger: I am first times listen other man praise.
You: but merry, you are the best!
Stranger: are you happy?
You: not particularly, are you?
Stranger: are you one people ?
You: you're twisting my melon, man.
You: what do you do in london merry?
Stranger: every day I will go friend home chat.
Stranger: I am with my friends go play together.
Stranger: andyou?
You: go play what?
You: i don't do much in london.
You: are you religious?
Stranger: Dance or playing the piano.
You: oh that's cool
Stranger: andyou ? you usually play what?
You: i play guitar
Stranger: oh, you play what yet?
You: merry, let's cut to the chase here. will you be my girlfriend?
Stranger: you want to become my friend?
You: ideally i'd like to be your husband, but babysteps merry, babysteps.
Stranger: I find you are very frank.
You: no i'm jon
You: but whatever you want to call me, i know what i like.
You: will you describe how you look to me?
Stranger: I find you are a very cool moreover are a very frank people.
You: i'd say i was more jon but i'm willing to compromise for you, merry.
Stranger: if you are tall man ,I am very like.
Stranger: I sure very love him
You: that's handy, for i am 6 foot 8 inches tall.
You: give or take a foot
Stranger: you are very good boy
Stranger: I love you
You: i love you too
Stranger: if you can come to London,welcome.
Stranger: I will with you go play together
You: now we're talking
You: tell me more about you, my love.
Stranger: I don't know ,you want to know what?
Stranger: you are know my families or other what.
You: sure, tell me about your family
Stranger: my families have 8 people,my father ,my mother, with other sisters
You: what are your sisters called?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Dennis Taylor in his snooker pomp beats me viciously with his cue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm thinking of applying to be prime minister
Stranger: of which country?
You: Jalalabad
Stranger: oh, i don't like uslims
You: Those damn uslims
Stranger: *muslims
Stranger: )))
You: ah, i see
You: are you 'aids' in the form of Peter Manfredo's face?
Stranger: not at all
You: i'm suicidal, would you trust me with your DVD collection?
You: please don't be silent
You: Can i commit arson on your limbs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i think you're well out of order there
Stranger: WELL I NEVER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i can suck my own boob
You: cheers for telling me this fucking piece of shit news
Stranger: hahaha. its called a joke
You: is it funny, no
Stranger: wow, get a sense of humor
You: now hold an axe in your right hand, and pretend that your right hand is a cake
Stranger: wow thats messed up....... you cna't take a fucking joke can you?
You: please, don't shout at me it makes me do rape on my own face
Stranger: woah, thats gross
You: Imagine Tony Yeboah making a roast dinner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am horny
You: are you a unicorn?
Stranger: no i am 27 female italy
You: have you ever tried brushing your teeth using a fully grown man's shins?
You: its fucking tough
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, where are you living right now?
Stranger: GERMANY
Stranger: you?
You: What do you make of Robbie Savage's extremely homosexual hair?
Stranger: i dont know robbie savage
You: He played for Birmingham City
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: well played?
You: and Blackburn Rovers
Stranger: i dont follow ex players of the premier league sorry
You: I follow former Aston Villa left sided midfielder Thomas Hitzelsperger.
You: with great conviction
You: I have a poster the size of a large car tattoed on my face of him
Stranger: i can understand
Stranger: he is a footballgod
Stranger: haha
You: His nickname is the hammer, so i beat myself daily with said tool
Stranger: are u from birmingham?
You: No, birmingham makes me want to murder the next vulnerable elderly person I see via drowning
Stranger: is it that bad
You: yes, it's a horrific place
Stranger: cant be worse than london
Stranger: london doesnt even look like an english city
You: I've never been to germany, are the buildings made out of Bratwursts and sharply pronounced words?
Stranger: no, that are the people
Stranger: buildings cant be made from that
You: why not?
Stranger: it would collapse
Stranger: we have the best architecture in the world, so dont worry
You: We have B'n'Q, DO YOU?
You: didn't think so
You: I have to go and throw Ritalin at my dags face now,bye
You have disconnected.

 

[E=MC Hammer]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male?
You: yeah
Stranger: you like doggy style?
You: as much as the next guy
Stranger: great
You: it is great that i like that isnt it.
You: imglad we agree
Stranger: why?
You: you got to stay positive thats why
Stranger: yes
Stranger: from ?
You: especially when it come to sexual positions
You: manchester
Stranger: you know lithuania?
You: i know of it. neverbeen. Is it crap?
Stranger: now it is good country, her women is sexy
Stranger: i want do with tehy doggy style
You: good to hear. You from Lithuania or are you just a fan of it? I'm quite partial to Serbia.
Stranger: they
You: that makes more sense...
Stranger: i am from lithuania
You: And im guessing you are male.
Stranger: yes
You: Thought so. Only a male could be thinking 'doggy style' before even speaking to someone.
Stranger: of course you dont thinking?
You: I myself was thinking 'Hot carl'
Stranger: how do it?
You: You're a man of the world. You know.
Stranger: you are right
You: Ok. To be honest thats not the answer i was expecting.
Stranger: tu iswiso nieko pydaras nepagauni ane?
You: Ah there it is.
Stranger: you dont understand?
Stranger: tiu ciulpsi man wisa diena
Stranger: kales waike
You: Of course not. I am retarded.
Stranger: kale its mena bitch, waike- child
You: sounds agressive. Are you on medication?
Stranger: now
Stranger: nope
You: good to hear.
You: Do you think you should be?
Stranger: sometimes i think i need it
Stranger: beer
Stranger: it medication me
You: Red issue?
Stranger: no
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I am 74
You: you?
Stranger: 20 i am young
Stranger: i enjoy life
You: I am old. I can no longer get an erection. I do not enjoy life.
Stranger: i understand it is big problem to man
You: It is. And women. I will go and kill myself now.
Stranger: good luck
You: Thankyou
Stranger: what time now show you clock
Stranger: ?
Stranger: pedikas
Stranger: how much?
You: im, sorry i have to go and top myself. Do you have this effect on a lot of people?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are litlle stupid
You: indeed.
You have disconnected.

 

[Chev Chelios]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ever seen a grown man take a shit on a glass table?
Stranger: Nope but my ive a man piss down a hoover
You: he didn't, Oh the cheek of it.
Stranger: Brave man putting his bits down that
You: I know a man who has teabagged a chinchilla.
You: A right one he is.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I wanted to do that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the twat bailed on me.

 

[Chev Chelios]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: widge
Stranger: nudge
You: widgey woo woo?
Stranger: medley boing znaa!
You: Not on a wednesday mate, no siree Bob.
You: Unless your paying.
Stranger: okay ma', ßoing zroch
You: Sounds like a kraut circus midget group
You: are midgets involved?
Stranger: that's not what i was thinking, but all my base are belong to you
You: Your Welsh aren't you? dammit.
Stranger: not very much
Stranger: gotta pee bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Dogs lick their arses]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wahts up asl
You: what?
Stranger: age gender location
Stranger: soooooooooooooooo
You: fuck's it got to do with you? Are you some kind of pervert? Talk about something a little less personal maybe?
You: this is shit.
You: and so pointless
Stranger: fuck u then i hate u bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking testy or what.

 

[Dogs lick their arses]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: no, i'm not a girl that wants to web cam chat before you ask.
You: i'm not a girl at all in fact.
You: i'm just bored shitless
Stranger: ok ill go on cam for you tho and you can just watch
You: Mate, I don't want to see your balls.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


FFS

 

[Dogs lick their arses]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you chev?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: answer my question, are you chev?
Stranger: what?
You: you can't be Chev, he would have replied with something about fisting gerbils.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


It's a bit shit this whole thing to be fair.

 

[they_always_score]

Stranger: I have a task for you
Stranger: You must cut down the mightiest tree
Stranger: WITH
Stranger: A HERRING!
You: ok
Stranger: Ni!
Stranger: Ni!
Stranger: Ni!
You: damn, want to know something?
Stranger: yup
You: you're a CUNT
You have disconnected.

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: owner of a lonely heart
Stranger: I want to be an older womans dirty little secret, I am 23. Do you want me?
You: I'm a dude
You: you could pretend to be an illegitimate child of an older woman - that's a dirty little secret
You: Ok, I'll get the next door neighbour to adopt you -she's 63
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[solarized]

mard arse

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ho,
You: hi ho, its off to work we go,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, im a guy
You: cool
You: me too
You: bet you thought I was going to disconnnect?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[solarized]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: ho, hi ho, its off to work we go.........
Stranger: k
Stranger: Så går vi rundt om en enebærsbusk..
You: ffs,
You: what in the cunt is that?
Stranger: Norwegian x] Just felt like sayinf tath, x]
Stranger: That*
You: are you from morway?
You: norway?
Stranger: Yes.. ¨x]
Stranger: Why?
You: do you know ole gunnar solskjaer?
Stranger: No, I just know who he is.. x] Our country isn't that small.. x]
You: oh shit sorry. what about ronny johnson?
Stranger: No..
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: ireland.
Stranger: Is it cool there?
You: about -5 celsius tonight. more cold than cool..
Stranger: It's -10 here, and I don't live in the coldest part of Norway.. but at least it's not very much snow..
You: hmm sounds very cold! do you have christmas in norway?

Stranger: Yes , we do.. x]
Stranger: Ireland isn't that far away, you know x]
You: cool,happy christmas :_
You: from norway?
You: norway is beside russiqa?
You: russia
Stranger: NO, I dont think so.
You: well you should know, you live there,
You: how many hours from ireland to norway on as plane? 15?
Stranger: It's not
You: how do you know how to speak irish?
Stranger: We do actually learn english on school, even if you don't learn norwegian x]
You: irish you mean? so how masny hours on a plane then? 10? what time is it in norway now?
Stranger: Wait a minute, I'll check
Stranger: It's 01,33 a.m.
You: snap! its only 5pm here!!! so has anything happened tonight then, tell me something in the news so i can tell my friends over here before it happens,
Stranger: I think it's about 1-2 hours on a plane
You: 12? i wasn't too far away then when i said 15
Stranger: No, i mean one or two hours..
You: hahaah! that cant be right, it it is 1 am now in norway. im not silly you know.
You: so what has happened in the news? i want to know before it happens here so i can tell all the lads on red issue,
Stranger: Whatever, but Norway is in Europe, so is Brittain..
You: norway is in britain? i dont think so. what has happened in the news?
Stranger: NO, Norway is in Europe
You: norway is in the ussr?
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: Bye

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you a horny female with a webcam or pics?
You: I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad that the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
You: which song? get it right and I'll send pics
Stranger: whats the hint for the song?
You: two hints, the first is 'Google' and the second is Donnie Darko
Stranger: mad world by gary jules
You: sorry - Mad World by TEARS FOR FEARS

You have disconnected.

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey
You: HELLO
Stranger: WHAT IS UP
You: tell me a secret - seeing as we'll never meet
Stranger: ok ummmm
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
Stranger: i'm slightly attracted to my brother
You: niiice
You: you a guy or girl?
Stranger: yep, pretty sweet
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: it's not THAT fucked
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: right - how long have you felt attracted to him?
Stranger: i dunno, a couple years
You: he older or younger?
Stranger: he's younger
You: how do you feel about this - you cool with it or you a bit freaked?
Stranger: meh, maybe minorly freaked, but i'm not too worried about it
Stranger: i'm not SEXUALLY attracted to him -- ew.
You: what other attraction is there other than sexual??
Stranger: are you kidding me?
You: what other attraction is there?
Stranger: emotional attraction
You: ah
You: well, I read this article the other day
You: about Genetic attraction - about long lost siblings who inadvertantly slept together and brothers and sisters who have slept together. I forwarded it around my colleagues to get their opinion. You know what they said? I was quite suprised
Stranger: what'd they say?
You: they said 'Cool, that article rocked - it was like porn. I'm sitting at my desk with a stiffy. I've got a meeting in two minutes. Hope it goes away!'

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[solarized]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you a horny female with a webcam or pics?
You: I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad that the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
You: which song? get it right and I'll send pics
Stranger: whats the hint for the song?
You: two hints, the first is 'Google' and the second is Donnie Darko
Stranger: mad world by gary jules
You: sorry - Mad World by TEARS FOR FEARS

You have disconnected.

pmsl!!!

 

[History]

Stranger: asl

You: 14.g.uk

You: u?

Stranger: 18.m.usa

Stranger: feelin horny?

You: i suppose why?

Stranger: cuz im feeling horny, simple as that

You: cool do you look like jay leno?

You: just i have a secret crush on him lol

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: no

Stranger: god no

You: can you pretend to be him?

Stranger: ?

You: it just gets me in the mood

Stranger: weird...

You: i know, it's just a wierd crush, just enjoy myself to his pics on google most nights :s can you pretend lol?

Stranger: how the hell would i go on about that?

You: just type how he would open one of his shows, but i want, Obama, Beyonce and Vinnie jones in the audience lol

Stranger: ...?

You: how would he open one of his shows? Introduce himself, say who's on the show and a few jokes....dirty jokes if you want lol :P

Stranger: uh no.

You: It really gets me in the mood, i start around my nipples and work ma way down P

Stranger: well then you could do that and not have to do any of the leno stuff

You: fine im tickling my nipple....feels nice

Stranger: do you have a picture?

You: not yet where do you want me to in my pants?

Stranger: in your pants, your chest, your ass, your whole body

You: ok...im working my way to my pants, im sliding my hand in, oooh im now grabbing my cock

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi,male here
You: cool
You: I'm a horny female with cam
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: great,
Stranger: we match
You: niiice
Stranger: msn?
You: mate, I know it's Christmas, but even you couldn't think you'd get THAT lucky?

You have disconnected.

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where are all the horny girls ?
You: and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight against the odds?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[dublin-red]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: i just ate my poo want some?

You: is it big?

You: im not that hungry

Stranger: kl

Stranger: dont leave

Stranger: plzz

Stranger: its really tasty

You: how tasty though

Stranger: full of flavour

You: im a bit of a picky eater

You: does it have chunks?

Stranger: your weird

You: not like big chunks

You: just like bits of sweetcorn and stuff

Stranger: ok lets change the subject

You: ok

Stranger: wuu2??

You: i just ate my poo want some?

Stranger: merry xmas

Stranger: omg

Stranger: why would i eat poo

Stranger: weirdo

Stranger: are u a boy?

You: its full of viitamins

You: are you?

Stranger: ok seriously

You: i asked first

Stranger: am i what?!

You: a boy?

Stranger: WELL is for me 2 and u to never find out

Stranger: sucker

Stranger: 2 no

Stranger: ben is dancing

You: is he a good dancer?

Stranger: he is doing the sprinkler

You: he usually just does the ticker

Stranger: your weid

Stranger: i like it

You: whats weid?

You: is that german?

You: are you from belgium?

Stranger: fighsty

Stranger: no

Stranger: im from hawaii

You: my grannys from hawaii

You: shes a surfer

Stranger: well your grannys an idiot for going to hawaii who would go there?

You: i dunno she fell out of a plane some time in the 40s

Stranger: ure not that funny

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: ben is still dancing

You: how far around has he got now?

Stranger: what do u mean

You: im gna go with 5

You: nah 6 by now

Stranger: 4 god sake talk so ppl can understand u woman!!

You: ok

Stranger: did u hear

You: asl

Stranger: what about u

Stranger: asl?

You: i asked first

Stranger: 4 gods sake get a grip

Stranger: get a life

Stranger: just go home

You: ok im holding the keyboard now

You: i am home

Stranger: ure momma is soo fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....

You: my mums an anorexic

Stranger: jokes

You: i think her scales must be broken

Stranger: get a grip

You: with 2 hands?

You: ok ill try

You: bngvhb,njklkio;lmlkjnkbkb

Stranger: im going

Stranger: gooo home back to the hole u came from

Stranger: GOODBY POOP GAYLORD ROT IN HELLL

You: i cant your dads gone to bed

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[dublin-red]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: girl 16 here looking for a GIRL for a little webcam fun - NO guys please, NO cyber and NO pic swap - oh and please don't reply unless you have a cam.

You: i hav a cam

Stranger: you a girl?

You: yeah

You: do you have a cam?

Stranger: are you REALLY a girl? loads of guys say "I'm a girl" and then say "Oh actually I'm a guy lets cyber anyway" once I add them

Stranger: yes I do

Stranger: whats your msn?

You: heres my cam

You: http://www.tcvillas.com/villa_vieux_caribe/villa_vieux_caribe_bedroom3.jpg

You: now lets see yours

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[iceman58796]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: heyy
You: do you like cheese?
Stranger: yea i guess
You: any particular types?
Stranger: nope
You: bacon flavoured stilton by sainsburys
You: you haven't lived until you've tried it
You: it is to DIE for honey
Stranger: i havent ever tried it......thts kool
You: ok do you wanna bang?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[yorkshirered2008]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Is your name christian?
You: yes
Stranger: NO ITS NOT
Stranger: STOP LYING TO ME!
Stranger: GOD
You: it is
Stranger: some people are so fucking rude!
Stranger: i'm tired of it!!!!
Stranger: do you NOT understand how much i love him and how much i miss him?!?!??! ;______;
You: no
You: did he fuck you
Stranger: THEN DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!
Stranger: JEEEZUUUSSS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey,are you a horny teen girl and has a webcam?
You: yes - just became a teenager last month I have a cam!
Stranger: cool!
You: got it for my birthday
Stranger: im 14
You: nice!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wanna go on it? me and you naked
You: cool - ok, my dad knows how to set it up - let me go get him. he might be busy as he works for the FBI, but i think he's in!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cockney Red]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: let's play a game

You: you answer the previous question each time, ok

You: right, how old are you?

You: how many times have you had sex?

Stranger: 16

You: how many teeth do you have?

Stranger: 56

You: what year are we in

Stranger: 2010

You: you thick cunt
You have disconnected.

 

[kinky afro]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: We are the busby boys.......
Stranger: charming
You: thankyou, I aim to plz
Stranger:
You: asl?
Stranger: 22 f belgum
Stranger: yours?
You: 21 m UK
Stranger: too young
You: I kno u are
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I hate the UK right now
You: The UK is great
Stranger: I've been stuck there because of the eurostar
You: ouch come to Salford
Stranger: back in belgium now
You: Salford>Belgium
Stranger: I'm not sure about that
Stranger: never been to salford before
You: I am, in Salford's fair city...
Stranger: how's the breakcore scene there?
You: oh it is awesome, really taking off atm
Stranger: been to london and reading 2 weeks ago
Stranger: went to bangface
You: london is awful North england is cool
Stranger: ah, you live in the north
Stranger: I have no clue where salford is ^^
Stranger: but it sounds great
You: Salford is great. Go on google earth if ya like
Stranger: it just rolls of your tongue.. saaallllfooooooorrrrrd
Stranger: too lazy to go on google earth
Stranger: so
You: haha Well I will go in then and u can imagine being on it. Ess eye ell eff ooo arrr ddeee
Stranger: do you study or work?
You: I work, I am working in Computer's
Stranger: and you play world of warcraft?
Stranger: night elf priest, I'm guessing
You: oh yer love it. There is a warcraft store in Salford
You: yer
Stranger: phah
Stranger: I rule
You: u do lol, U are cool
Stranger: I quit playing one year ago
You: oo noo thats a shame, u going to strat agen
Stranger: when I was turning into a hairy female dorf
Stranger: then I thought that I needed to quit playing
You: ouch yer well I hope u are Ok after this experience
Stranger: and you have long hair and listen to metal?
Stranger: yes, shaved and well
You: longish haior love metallica.
Stranger: man, I'm good
You: i also love zippy penguin
Stranger: don't know that
You: pete Boyle is a great artist too. deffo check him out on google
You: i insist
Stranger: but I'm listening to Enya
Stranger: can't turn that off
You: I love enya sail away sail away
Stranger:
You: I used to have an enya calender
You: Enya is originally a Salford girl
Stranger: you lucky bastard
You: I know lol
Stranger: so
Stranger: why are you here?
You: on emegle?
Stranger: yes
You: oh ye know, just to have fun n chat to cool ppl who like enya etc
You: ??
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: alright
You: u the same reasons?
Stranger: couldn't sleep and bored
You: cool. So into munging?
Stranger: what's munging?
You: h well Im going now, I need to crack one off.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: bbye then
You: before u go, u naked yet?
Stranger: nope
You: boring
You: lo oj
Stranger: yup
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[they_always_score]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi

Stranger: Are you a…
a) Boy looking for a girl
b) Boy looking for a girl (horny)
c) Girl looking for a boy
d) Girl looking for a boy ( horny)
e) Girl looking for a girl (not lesbian)
f) Boy looking for a boy (not gay)
You: d
Stranger: finally found someone
Stranger: lol
You: you're such a desperate fucking dufus. Do you think ANYONE would think you were looking for anything other than d
You: I'm actually b

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[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there where are you from ?
You: Alright bint
You: show me where your tits piss from
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[m33red]

Stranger: hi
Stranger:
You: hello
You: who are you?
Stranger: fine thanks for asking
Stranger: :P
Stranger: u?
You: what?
Stranger: are u fine? lolol
You: yeah baby i'm fine
Stranger: you have name stranger?
You: yes i have a name
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[m33red]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: tranny
Stranger: oo me too
Stranger: im a guy to a girl
You: i'm more of a bird
Stranger: nice
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[m33red]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wanna see my abs?
You: no
You: wanna see my cock?
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[Chief]

Decent action.

 

[m33red]

5373 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi :]
You: asl
Stranger: 18 f usa
You: excellent
Stranger: ok.....................
Stranger: ..................................
You: shaved or not
Stranger: EW PERVERT!
You: well
Stranger: PERV
You: i'm not
Stranger: RIGHT.........................
Stranger: I DONT BELIEVE U
You: hairy triangle?
Stranger: OH GOD EWWEWEWEW PERVERT!!
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[m33red]

5852 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey darlij
Stranger: darlin
You: m or f
Stranger: m
Stranger: ooo i like
Stranger:
You: you type slow
Stranger: right and tht supossed to be offensive how
You: ok have you got bad aids?
You: your mum has
Stranger: haha
Stranger: such sad comments from such a lil boy
Stranger:
You: boy??????????
Stranger: yes boy dont exactly act like a man do you
You: no
Stranger: childish remarks
Stranger: tut tut
Stranger: today would be nice
You: so im childish,better than an old twat
Stranger: haha 18 is old yes i agree
You: 35
Stranger: nice to know you 35
Stranger: defo makes u less of a man
You: how
Stranger: like i sed
Stranger: childish remarks
Stranger: shuld reli act ur age darlin
Stranger: much more appealing
Stranger: even to girls
You: so i'm pissed
Stranger: haha oh yes blame drink
You: only having fun
Stranger: very mature of you
Stranger: indeed
You: soz mum
Stranger: more like dad
Stranger: but hey mum is good to
Stranger:
You: hahahahahaha dad ,a gay one?
Stranger: im gay proud too
You: coz you sound like a bitch
Stranger: lil boys such as urself dont bother me in the slightest
Stranger: good bitch is a good way to be presented as
You: you would like my widge
Stranger: haha indeed i was
Stranger: you know you reli aint tht smart]
Stranger: im not gay or a guy
Stranger: xD
Stranger: so bitch would suit me
You: excellent
You: shaved?
Stranger: wuldnt ulike to find out
You: yes
You: or is it like a ham butty?
Stranger: excuse me
You: curtains hanging down
Stranger: no u fucking sicko
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[m33red]

5944 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like sunshine
You: i love it
Stranger: why r u here
You: where?
Stranger: omegle
You: of course
You: i like the sun
Stranger: when you are disappointed in love
Stranger: what do you do?
You: is that one question?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm disappointed in love when i don't get a nosh
Stranger: e
Stranger: what nosh do you like best
You: when the tongue is around my bell and balls
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[worthysmokers]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: good, you?

You: yea not bad

You: you suck dick?

Stranger: yes

You: good good

Stranger: like a champ

Stranger: You like getting your dick sucked?

You: well of course, who doesn't

Stranger: True true

Stranger: I know I do

Stranger:

 

[worthysmokers]

2nd and last omegle chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: male?

You: hi

You: yea

Stranger: bi or gay?

You: fuckoff

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[m33red]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: are you a bird?
Stranger: yh
You: yh?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: yes
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: age gender location
You: yh?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: tht is wt it means
You: ok
You: do you have a minge?
Stranger: yh
You: sweet
You: or sour
Stranger: wht do mean
You: blue waffle?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: ?
You: google it
Stranger: ok brb
Stranger: an infection ?
You: dunno
You: it's rank
Stranger: so nasty
Stranger: i dunno i ay tasted it
You: would youlick it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wud u
You: yeah
Stranger: so wht u wannna tllk bout thn
You: any hole is a goal
Stranger: wht is ur age
You: 35
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[HotPants]

sucked him in good

Stranger: well women wear heels all the time and I dont really get that
Stranger: I mean I appreciate them cause it makes them stand on their tippy
toes and makes their asses a bit perkier, but they have to be uncomfortable

You: i love heels

Stranger: instead of bras I'm suprised they didn't burn high heels in the 70's

You: gives me that extra height

Stranger: but are they comfortable?

You: i hate short skirts though

Stranger: I happen to love a girl in a short skirt

You: thats a shame

Stranger: yes it is

You: yea

Stranger: so what do you like?

You: my balls bulge out when i bend over
You: heels though

Stranger: whoa

You: phoar

You: man i feel like a woman