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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: are you an arab ?
You: no im not im mancunian
Stranger: pff.
Stranger: okay
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what a cunt!
 
Stranger: austin texas?
You: It certainly is
You: Geography quiz, I like your style
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: where r u form??
You: Manchester England?
Stranger: do u go for united or city??
You: City
You: I have a comedy moustache and am a bit dim
Stranger: r u gay???
You: absolutely
You: though not all us city fans are gay
Stranger: i knew it
You: I beleive that there are one or two that are just confused
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Stranger: what do you look like?
You: blonde hair only way i can desbribe!
You: and you?
Stranger: 6'2''
Stranger: short dark hair
Stranger: blue eyes
You: man thats tall
You: well we say in the usa tall men arent just tall in one way ;)
Stranger: and what might you mean by that?!!!!
You: i think you know!!!
Stranger: I think I do
Stranger: and it's true!
You: :O
You: you have a big one?
Stranger: well I think so
Stranger: never really compared it with anybody else
You: you could compare it to mine
Stranger: your big then?
You: im short
You: but i mean my penis we could compare size if you like, dont tell no folk but i used to be a boy!
Stranger: used to be?
You: yeh my mom made me change to a girl, kinda sux but i like it now
Stranger: eh?
You: ?
Stranger: not sure I understand
You: Im a tranvestite have you not got them in england?
Stranger: we have, but not at 18
You: oh my god why not?
You: i was 14
Stranger: so you're a girl at school?
You: ye
You: well high school
Stranger: and your mum made you?
You: college soon
You: my momma made me!
You: but a boy :(
You: and changed me to a girl!
Stranger: why would she do that?
You: because she hates me
Stranger: sounds a but fucked up
Stranger: *bit
You: hey maybe we should meet up in the uk next year
Stranger: maybe
You: sounds cool
Stranger: I'll buy you a beer
You: i dont think id be allowed one im only 18...
Stranger: that's ok in England
You: although i do have a bigger schlong than most of the 21 year old boys here
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hi :)
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: kinda bored, though
Stranger: how about you?
You: i'm bored too
You: but am going to start cooking soon which will help
You: what's your favorite vegetable?
Stranger: good question
Stranger: never really thought about it...
You: must have a favorite tho?
You: mine is turnip
Stranger: i don't like an individual vegetable... but i like salads, with loads of different veggies in it!
Stranger: i know, it's weird
Stranger: but it's the truth
You: not one in particular that you just go wow i love that vegetable
Stranger: no...
You: ok
You: and whats your favorite type of weather
Stranger: rainy weather, definitely
Stranger: i love rainy days ^^
You: how come?
You: ilike fog
Stranger: it's good to stay at home, cuddling and stuff
Stranger: fog is weird
You: ah nice
You: fog is good
You: can disappear in fog
Stranger: wtf?
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Im sure I spoke to a forumista on this earlier :D
 
Im sure I spoke to a forumista on this earlier :D

Might have been me or Park, we were on yesterday.

Click on our profiles on here, we copied and pasted.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: scottish
You: called Briany
You: you?
Stranger: male
You: are you religious?
Stranger: no
You: i'm a nun
Stranger: fuck off
You: seriously
You: do you like homosexuality?
Stranger: queer
You: i'll take that as a no then
You: the church doesn't either
You: that's why i became a nun after the op
Stranger: op?
You: you know? to become a woman
Stranger: fuckin freak
You: I still have my penis
You: father riley loves it
You: the best part is, because the church thinks i'm female and i have the tits, they'll not kick me out
You: leaves me free to take as much cock as i want you see
You: but still do my bit for baby jesus
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I had a yank women chatting for ages she wanted my email but I wouldnt give it to her you cant be too sure can you.

So I told her to join as member here she said she was going to do it straight away .

Guess what the admins have locked the fucking doors to the forum :mad:

Bastards
 
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You: hello arthur

You: can i buy your brewery?

Stranger: wat

You: are we not all just a glass of tizer?

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Stranger: hey

You: hiya

Stranger: horny? :)

You: whoooo

You: no

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I've pulled.
 
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?

You: 4/m/James Woods' bath
You: you?

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Stranger: hellou
You: I use my face as fire
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You: ALRIGHT YOU DICKHEAD
Stranger: are you korean? i'm looking for someone
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?

You: 4/m/James Woods' bath
You: you?

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:confused::D
 
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You: Bless my fucking face off you jazz based sex priest
Stranger: FUCK!
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Stranger: What's your favorite movie?
You: I'm going to sleep now you piss craving fucking wombat
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Stranger: hey
You: A shrew mistaking it's tail for Peter Lovenkrands fucking eyes
You: YOU FUCKING HAVING THAT ARE YOU?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sam Matterface making stew
Stranger: hi
You: Sam Matterface making stew
Stranger: what the hell?
You: What the fuck?
You: I like you
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Are you an gay?
You: People beat me on the street
You: Yes im a'n gay
Stranger: 너 씨발 한국인이짘ㅋㅋㅋ
You: Why the fuck are you confusing me?
You: I hate you deeply
Stranger: 뻑유 개새끼야
You: I cry myself to sleep
You: I weep into my Thomas the tank engine quilt
You: Have you ever pissed on someones hip?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I just suck your fuckin penis
You: I'm sorry but I dont want dick aids
You: I speak Japanese too
Stranger: real?
You: No
Stranger: じゃ これも しってる?

You: I speak Korean though
You: ParkJiSung
Stranger: 이 씨발년 그니까 한국이네 개새끼야
You: see?
You: Lee Young Pyo
Stranger: 이영표?
Stranger: 이영표 후장이나 빨아 개새끼야
You: Speak English you candid rocket
Stranger: Fuck yourself
You: Are you Roger Federer's point break?
Stranger: Just Suck your penis yourself you asshole
You: Andy Warhol shouting the word "LEMON" into the eyes of an onlooker
You: People spit at me
You: Bye

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You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: gender?
You: Do you have a dag named Wendy?
Stranger: no
You: Gender? Both at this current time.
You: Do yuo like men with titties?
You: They're not hairy,
You: I wax.
Stranger: i yes
You: I yes? You simple?
Stranger: u have big boobs?
You: I like simple.
You: 36gg
You: veiny as well
Stranger: u have a camera?
You: You a salesmen?
You: salemen are pushy.
You: You're a bastard salesmen aren't you, why don't you cunts just fuck off from this site. Hmmmmm.
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I think he was after flogging some bras.
 
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Stranger: hey de hey
Stranger: *di
You: Don't have sex with people's ears
You: It hurts them really bad
Stranger: ha
Stranger: go away
You: No you go have sex with your sister
Stranger: if youre gonna be like that
You: And a cow
Stranger: haha
You: How do you butter your turnips?
You: I prefer mine in the swimming pool
Stranger: i like my crumit with nutella
You: Stop trying to have sex with my ear, I've told you about this
Stranger: *crumpet
Stranger: yeah co you brought it up
Stranger: *coz
You: Now you tried to stick your cock in my ear, I've told you that after last time when you gave me VD we shouldn't do it again
You: Go stick it in the barrel
Stranger: bye
Stranger: its been shit
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finally, someone would talk to me :cool:

Stranger: hi
You: why dont you say something?
You: hi
Stranger: well i was waiting for u to start the convo.
Stranger: since it showed u were typing
You: why, do you think i'm a slow reader?
Stranger: no
You: you're being a bit rude
Stranger: it was because it said you were typing and i didn't want to be rude
You: is it cause i is black?
Stranger: no
You: that's quite racialist to be honest
Stranger: dont u think ur being rude to call me racist?
You: i'll be reporting you
Stranger: esp. when im not?
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: let's see who has the right on their side
You: you've been rude to me since the moment this conversation started
Stranger: as opposed to?
Stranger: what ive been is courteous
You: i've been spot on
You: you don't like me cause i is black and like reggae
Stranger: hardly
Stranger: ur making a judgment on me
Stranger: one that i don't deserve
You: see youre keeping the rude attitude up
Stranger: ur the one calling others rude
You: that really is very racialist of you
Stranger: i have said nothing offensive thus far
Stranger: nor have i been judging others
Stranger: wrongly
You: no wonder your username on here is "stranger". you're strange
You: and racialist
Stranger: mr. we share the same name
Stranger: it's racist
Stranger: that's a noun and an adjective
You: no my username is "You"
Stranger: it's all a point of perspective
You: what is your perspective then, "stranger" ?
Stranger: that u're a judgmental person
Stranger: probably from the us
You: why would you think that? again, is it cause i is black?
Stranger: no its because ur america
Stranger: *american
You: but im not
You: where are you from
Stranger: us
You: youre just going all out to confuse me now
Stranger: because u let urself be confused
You: probably to prove that cause i is black i am dumb
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not that ur dumb
Stranger: just that im smarter
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Anyone remember that chat website someone posted on here a while back

where you chat with some randomer from around the world.

Can't seem to find it anymore.
 
Omegle
 
Cheers

Just grooming some guy from brazil
 
just tried pretending to be french to someone they ended up saying my spelling was wrong cest la vie
 
You: ghostbusters, talk to me
Stranger: sure thing
You: tell me about it
Stranger: OMG IM SO WET!!
You: no this is about the busters not sexy time
Stranger: lol

Why does it always turn round to sex??? even when its about Winston, Peter, Egon and Ray
 
Stranger: asl?
You: wum
Stranger: ?
You: women underage like males
Stranger: lol good
You: u like
Stranger: no
You: y
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Stranger: I'm 18 I'm f and i want cybersex
You: Is it just me, or is thise site just full of guys looking for cybersex?
Stranger: Idk I'm female
You: Yeah right
Stranger: Yes I am I hav a vagina
You: Doesn't mean you're female. You could be a tranny.
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You: <burp>
You: Pardon me!
Stranger: lol<biggerburp>
Stranger: excuse me
You: It's terrbile. had an Indian for my tea... given me some terrible acid reflux.
Stranger: ok, wierd
You: Got any Tums?
Stranger: no sry
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i am lookin for a horny girl...
You: i am looking for a horny man
Stranger: coool
Stranger: do u have a webcam
You: yeah and i love to use it
You: i wanna see your cock and pretend its inside me
Stranger: have a msn??
Stranger: yeah i wanna to show u
You: i wanna feel it in my arse
Stranger: i am horny now\
Stranger: give me your msn
You: I'm naked and masturbating
Stranger: i am naked now
Stranger: and so horny
Stranger: i'm so hard i'm about to cum
Stranger: my cock is 7 inches
You: mine is 7 inches too
You: mmmmmmmmm
You: suck my cock and let me rim you
You: swallow my load
You: oh fuck... i'm coming...
Stranger: fuck
You: fuck i just spunked everywhere
You: you are amazing... give me your msn so we can have gay sex again
You: i never had gay sex with a dude on cyber before
You: was fantastic
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:D:D:D
 
i forgot the craic to be had with this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello ello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: name
You: janson
You: u?
Stranger: jacob
Stranger: have you had sex
You: yes
Stranger: how many times
You: 10-15
Stranger: fuck
You: yeah thats how you do it
Stranger: 9 times
You: nearly double figures
You: not bad
You: first time i got it up the arse it was sore but since then its been ok
Stranger: i had hard chroe sex
You: oh yeh?
You: i love when he dominates me
You: and puts things in me
You: got a coke bottle up there once
You: immense
Stranger: i got sprem up in my mouth now
You: ah thats beautiful
Stranger: i know
You: it tastes like cold cabbage doesnt it?
You: well i think so
Stranger: yep
You: u know what i like with cabbage?
You: turnip
You: now theres a veggie combo
Stranger: im having sex right now
Stranger: with a hot bicth
You: ah great
You: tell her i said hello
Stranger: ok
You: she'll know what it means
Stranger: yep she knows
You: good
You: give her an auld poke in the ass for old janson here
Stranger: ok
You: good man
You: straight in there
You: u;ve got good hustle
Stranger: thanks
You: no bother
You: you know who else is a hustler?
You: 50 cent
You: now theres a rapper with some hustle
You: hustle this
You: hustle that
You: hustle the other
Stranger: ok
You: it sure
You: is
You: he was shot 9 times dont ya know
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: in hell
You: you know who else was shot?
You: jfk
You: a loss he was too
Stranger: seeya
You: huh?
You: im just getting started on my list of people who have been shot in history
You: the pope
You: now theres another one
Stranger: im having sex and bicth wants me to stop
You: ask her to name someone who was shot
Stranger: she does not know
You: then my friend she is what we call an idiot
You: john lennon theres another one
You: kurt cobain is in the maybe pile
You: cos he shot himself
You: but then again technically was shot
You: hmmm
You: ill say yes to him
Stranger: you call my girl a idiot you sex master
You: i did
You: cos she couldnt name someone who's been shot
You: who doesnt know someone who's been shot
Stranger: my girl
You: therefore your girl is an idiot
You: and you can quote me on that
Stranger: fuck u
You: no thanks
You: i dont fuck those less well off than me
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey m or f

You: f, u?

Stranger: male

Stranger: soo whats ur name

You: suzanna

You: whats yours?

Stranger: thats a cute name

Stranger: phil

You: hey phil

Stranger: soo where u from suzanna

You: the UK

You: what about u?

Stranger: thats cool

Stranger: california

You: kewl

You: where abouts?

You: LA?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: yea

Stranger: soo what do u look like?

You: erm, im blonde

You: brown eyes

You: u?

Stranger: im tall i have brown eyes brown hair

Stranger: soo how old r u?

You: im 14, what about u?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: soo r u sexy suzzana

Stranger: ?

You: yeeaah i guess hehe

Stranger: haha yea

Stranger: whats sexy about u?

You: a guy at school told me i have a cute butt

Stranger: yea

Stranger: im sure u do

Stranger: do u like when guys touch ur butt

You: yeah i guess

Stranger: yea

You: as long as theyre cute hehe

Stranger: yea im pretty cute

You: maybe id let u touch me then haha

Stranger: yea touch u where?

You: i duno, where would you most like to?

Stranger: where would u like me to touch u

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ???

You: do u play sport?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: a couple

Stranger: i play basketball football and baseball

You: cool

You: are you a quarter back?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: wide reciever

Stranger: im the guy who catches the ball

Stranger: yea sooo anyway

Stranger: u like dick?

You: yah i like both

Stranger: yea

Stranger: dick and what

Stranger: ?

You: i like girls aswell

Stranger: yea

You: do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: thats hot

Stranger: nah

Stranger: but if i did i def have a 3 sum with u

Stranger: soo u have any pics?

Stranger: ????

You: yes

You: do u?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but if u send me one ill send u one

Stranger: ??

You: you send me one first

Stranger: i only have a facebook

Stranger: i can send u my profile picture

You: cool whats your name on facebook

Stranger: phil calvarese

Stranger: send me a request

Stranger: im the one in a pink tux the tall one

Stranger: did u find it

You: i dont see itr

Stranger: whats ur name ill send u a request

Stranger: or do u want me to send u the link to my profie page

Stranger: ??

You: yah send me a link

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000108370769

Stranger: did u send the request

Stranger: ????

You: Phil, ive got something to tell you, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we are doing a story about computer predators who try to meet teens online for sex. We'll be passing your details on to the LAPD law enforcement agency

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oh shit, i met a top one on this site the other day. let me just find the transcript.
 
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