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GlosRed
Guest
In ibiza in the summer was about 4 in the morning, me and 2 others were looking for stragglers as a last resort to take back to the hotel.
For some reason we ended up down by Mambos on the beach, to wear 2 black africans came out, asking for sex. Too of which my mate was umming and areing about for a good 10 mins, they were also subject to some abuse. As you do.
So my mate decided to have a bj, so off they walked to the beach front. We followed off course. He paid her the $15 eurors or so. We thought it would be a good laugh to film it and watch. Though we she didnt approve so we lobbed her 20 euros, and said right, were watching. Down his trousers went, to hurls of laughter. on the johnny went, she ripped it open with her teeth and spat the wraper out. Which was subject to more laughter. He couldnt get a hard on, he was that brewed. So she pulled her top down, and said "feel my teets", you just imagine it, with that distinctive african accent.
We were pi$$ing ourselves even more. crying with laughter. She was so angry, really fcuked off, She then picked a rock up and lobbed it towards us, just missing my mates head.
She then stopped and walked off, and do you know those showers on the beach that you push the button to start, she hit that put her mouth under and had a swig, and spat it out. dirty fcuker. My mate still lying on the sun lounger with his jimmy out not having a clue what was going on. The prossie ran off down this alley, and that was the end of that. We ventured back to the hotel, a mere 2 hours later. Though we did find some rough birds by our room that we invited in for some fun and games.
It may not sound funny, but one of those where you had to be there at the time to watch it.
For some reason we ended up down by Mambos on the beach, to wear 2 black africans came out, asking for sex. Too of which my mate was umming and areing about for a good 10 mins, they were also subject to some abuse. As you do.
So my mate decided to have a bj, so off they walked to the beach front. We followed off course. He paid her the $15 eurors or so. We thought it would be a good laugh to film it and watch. Though we she didnt approve so we lobbed her 20 euros, and said right, were watching. Down his trousers went, to hurls of laughter. on the johnny went, she ripped it open with her teeth and spat the wraper out. Which was subject to more laughter. He couldnt get a hard on, he was that brewed. So she pulled her top down, and said "feel my teets", you just imagine it, with that distinctive african accent.
We were pi$$ing ourselves even more. crying with laughter. She was so angry, really fcuked off, She then picked a rock up and lobbed it towards us, just missing my mates head.
She then stopped and walked off, and do you know those showers on the beach that you push the button to start, she hit that put her mouth under and had a swig, and spat it out. dirty fcuker. My mate still lying on the sun lounger with his jimmy out not having a clue what was going on. The prossie ran off down this alley, and that was the end of that. We ventured back to the hotel, a mere 2 hours later. Though we did find some rough birds by our room that we invited in for some fun and games.
It may not sound funny, but one of those where you had to be there at the time to watch it.