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A non- bird related story ;
Big lads holiday in Corfu about 12 years ago and we took the traditional "ghetto blaster" across for poolside tunes . And it was one of those stereos with a built in microphone so if you pressed play and record you could tape what was going on in the room
Anyhow , the husband and wife who owned the apts were constantly coming into our apt and bollocking us for various things , noise , mess , general shenanigans etc
When the wife came in having one of her typical rants in Greek at the top of her voice , I recorded it on the stereo
So , next day when the woman had gone out , the old fella came in ranting and raving and we put the stereo in the wardrobe and pressed play and two of us rocked the wardrobe back and forth as if she was inside and shouting to get out
The guy went absolutely fookin nuts at us and started throwing crap punches at the lads who were now just rolling round the floor
The upshot was they called the travel rep who couldnt keep her face straight when we explained and they said we were on last warning , but couldnt throw us out as it was the funniest complaint she had had all summer.
Those were the days....
So when the woman came round to complain, she was saying things like "Help!" and "Let me out"?!