Elmore Blues
Tramp
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Sitting in the pub one sunny Saturday afternoon with my brother in law when I was overcome by a horrendous smell of shite, as I was about to call him a smelly bastard he ran off in the direction of the bog obviously in trouble.
Some time later he arrived back sat down and proudly announced "I just fucking shit myself!" I asked him if he needed to go home but not being one to leave an open pub he explained that he took his shitty pants off and as the toilets were busy he threw them out the window into the car park.
Just as he was finishing his story the barmaid came into the pub carrying empty's shouting "some dirty cunts just thrown a pair of shitty pants into the garden" stating "I don't get paid enough to pick them up" The silly fucker got his bearings wrong and had mistakenly thrown his shitty pants into the packed beer garden! I nearly fucking followed through myself I laughed so much.
Some time later he arrived back sat down and proudly announced "I just fucking shit myself!" I asked him if he needed to go home but not being one to leave an open pub he explained that he took his shitty pants off and as the toilets were busy he threw them out the window into the car park.
Just as he was finishing his story the barmaid came into the pub carrying empty's shouting "some dirty cunts just thrown a pair of shitty pants into the garden" stating "I don't get paid enough to pick them up" The silly fucker got his bearings wrong and had mistakenly thrown his shitty pants into the packed beer garden! I nearly fucking followed through myself I laughed so much.