Sexing Gastropods
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I shat myself on derby day.
Had a couple before the match, one at half time and a couple after and then went home. Because I was a bit tiddly I decided to have a bottle of wine before I went to a party in town where I had 5 pints of Kroenenburg, two jaeger bombs and some other stuff that tasted a bit like rum.
I was pissed and couldnt gather my senses adequately enough to negotiate a cab so I decided to walk home to Newton Heath. Had the farts and stomach cramps all the way home but it wasnt anything I couldnt handle. Wrong. As I was going past that church at the top of Briscoe Lane I 'farted' and my trousers were filled with anal slurry
When I got home I cleaned my arse and underpants in the garden with the hosepipe - I'm 90% sure my neighbours saw me
Had a couple before the match, one at half time and a couple after and then went home. Because I was a bit tiddly I decided to have a bottle of wine before I went to a party in town where I had 5 pints of Kroenenburg, two jaeger bombs and some other stuff that tasted a bit like rum.
I was pissed and couldnt gather my senses adequately enough to negotiate a cab so I decided to walk home to Newton Heath. Had the farts and stomach cramps all the way home but it wasnt anything I couldnt handle. Wrong. As I was going past that church at the top of Briscoe Lane I 'farted' and my trousers were filled with anal slurry
When I got home I cleaned my arse and underpants in the garden with the hosepipe - I'm 90% sure my neighbours saw me