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On a slightly related topic
My brother-in-law was asked by his boss if he would bury his wife's pet daschund. The b-i-l went round and was told that he was to bury the dag under its favourite rhoddendron bush and when he was finished, he could help himself to a can of beer from the garage.
When the b-i-l saw the stack of cans, he immediately got stuck into them and was soon pleasantly pissed. He then realised that the boss would be home in half an hour, so started digging furiously under said bush. Unfortunately for him, these bushes have long thick roots and he couldn't dig a hole long enough to accommodate the daschund.
So, in a fit of panic, he chopped the fucking dag in half with his spade and buried it in the half sized hole stacked one half on top of the other. The boss came home and was well pleased and gave the b-i-l a tenner.
Two days later, the boss bollocked the b-i-l for not burying the dag deep enough because after some heavy rain, it's tail was sticking out of the ground. He had to go back and re-bury it before they found out what he had done to their beloved dag.
My brother-in-law was asked by his boss if he would bury his wife's pet daschund. The b-i-l went round and was told that he was to bury the dag under its favourite rhoddendron bush and when he was finished, he could help himself to a can of beer from the garage.
When the b-i-l saw the stack of cans, he immediately got stuck into them and was soon pleasantly pissed. He then realised that the boss would be home in half an hour, so started digging furiously under said bush. Unfortunately for him, these bushes have long thick roots and he couldn't dig a hole long enough to accommodate the daschund.
So, in a fit of panic, he chopped the fucking dag in half with his spade and buried it in the half sized hole stacked one half on top of the other. The boss came home and was well pleased and gave the b-i-l a tenner.
Two days later, the boss bollocked the b-i-l for not burying the dag deep enough because after some heavy rain, it's tail was sticking out of the ground. He had to go back and re-bury it before they found out what he had done to their beloved dag.