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CLASSIC: Chat to strangers.

Stranger: i am 17
You: So am I.
Stranger: call me?
Stranger: 003162250*185
Stranger: i get al hot when i hear english

If anyone wants to call the number, pm me and I'll share the missing digit.

She is called Sydney.

:D
 
epson stylus photo 830u said:
Stranger: i am 17
You: So am I.
Stranger: call me?
Stranger: 003162250*185
Stranger: i get al hot when i hear english

If anyone wants to call the number, pm me and I'll share the missing digit.

She is called Sydney.

:D
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YHPM :)
 
Stranger: hey male?
Stranger: body body
Stranger: dont you want my body body
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rolleyes:
 
Hello, Internet, and welcome to the Omegle blog! First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm Leif K-Brooks, the founder of Omegle. I'm 18 years old, and currently finishing my senior year of high school. I plan to go to college next year, majoring in computer science.
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:eek: bet he's going to be minted soon enough.
 
M41 said:
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rolleyes:
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i had that earlier :eek:
 
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hey, what's new and exciting?
You: my penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: nya
You: hi
You: are you Barry Vennison's missing hairpiece?
Stranger: no
Stranger: who's that?
You: shame, i've been looking for it since 1999
You: how about Darren Peacock's wig?
Stranger: sorry for you, man
You: you must know him mate, looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2
Stranger: i haven't saw that rthing too
You: Chris Waddle's 80's hairpiece then?
Stranger: dude, i don't know these people
You: Hairist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Hi there!
You: hello
Stranger: I had a pretty good chat earlier that lasted an hour, but she disconnected...
Stranger: Any luck for you, Stranger, with your anonymous chats?
You: do you know who malcolm glazer is?
Stranger: Malcolm Glazer owns Manchester United, right?
Stranger: I know this, I'm a big Manchester United fan!
You: yes. how we'll kill him i dont know, cut him up from head to toe, all i know is glazers gonna die.
Stranger: Good point, he needs to go.
You: LOVE UNITED. HATE GLAZER.
Stranger: Takeover was the worst thing that happened to the club!
You: to be totally honest i came on here to send horrible abuse to people, but as you are a united fan ill leave you alone. manchester laa laa laa.
 
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm
You: hmmmmmm...?
Stranger: oh yea i come!
You: did is awkward
You: come or cum?
Stranger: both oh yeaaa
You: do u want me to rattle ur anal cage?
Stranger: no thanks
You: sure? u female or male?
Stranger: male
You: fuuuck. I like girls.
You: but im a girl myself
You: ;)
Stranger: uooooo
Stranger: good
Stranger: and bad
You: not really. strap ons hurt like fuck
Stranger: one of my friend told me that
Stranger: use a smaller one
You: i once shoved a raw lamb chop up my shitter, and bled. then my girlfiend licked it with her tongue.
You: good times....
You: fancy a bit of that? how big are you? 8''?
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: bigger
Stranger: bigger big as a nigger
You: :D how big?
You: nigger or nigga?
You: u a nigga then i want ur num ;)
Stranger: 25 cm yea
Stranger: no i am not nigga sorry
Stranger: a nigga stole my bike
Stranger: i hate them
You: ah well. i like vanilla more anyway.
You: how did they steal it? u chase after them?
Stranger: i hurted them as hard as hell
You: what u shud of done is get westy or chev to call round to their house
You: or send a pm to boylie
Stranger: boylie?
You: yeah.
You: send a personal message to boylie. and he'll help you out.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: is your name really "stranger"
Stranger: ?
You: no, my name is 'you'
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: mine too
You: :O
You: what a coincidence
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: somebody told me i am 18...
Stranger: but i don't believe so
You: u dnt no? do u have 47 choromosomes?
Stranger: yes i am down!! BANANANANANA
You: took u dat long to realise what 47 meant?!? must be down so....
Stranger: yep
You: ever play with a banjo string?
You: or a veiny stump?
Stranger: no only elctric guitar
Stranger: sorry
You: :( hungry? wanna eat my pussy?
You: or some 'beef curtain'
Stranger: yea prepear for me
Stranger: i come
Stranger: il took some friends with me
You: its shaved just to let u no
Stranger: prepear for a bukkake
Stranger: good
You: want a link?
Stranger: post it
You: http://outrageousblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/shaven-pussy.jpg
Stranger: good
You: thought youd like that.
Stranger: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: anyway, ive gotta go shove a dildo up my arse, since u wont.
 
Stranger: hi

You: I put on my wizards hat

Stranger: -.-

You: bend you over

You: and hamemr you from behind

Stranger: not funny
 
stranger: Hello, this is Roger Livingston with a message from Omegle customer service. It has come to our attention that you have been using this website as an expedient for soliciting sex. Please be advised that this website does not condone such behavior and as such you have been warned. If this behavior persists the local authorities in your area will be notified and you will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law.

Thank you,

Roger Livingston
Chief of staff
Omegle Customer serivce


:eek: :D
 
Stranger: Hi
You: SUP G!
Stranger: Oh for fuck sake, why is everyone on here fucking retards

Haha this is quite entertaining :D
 
Stranger: hellooo
You: hey
Stranger: what's the time?
You: hammertime
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:)
 
Cal6899 said:
Stranger: hellooo
You: hey
Stranger: what's the time?
You: hammertime
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:)
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Chico time would of been a better response :P
 
Stranger: Hello there, random stranger.

You: if someone is a stranger then surely they're random

You: do you want to touch me?

Stranger: You'd think so, but what about computer dating?

Stranger: Touch you? I don't even know you.

You: I'm a 13 year old east indonesian boy called Chevato

Stranger: No, I do not want to touch you. No, I do not want to go to jail or be featured on a tv show about internet pedophiles.

You: I frequent internet sites with my cam show "boy's in your hood"

Stranger: g'bye now
You: My website is bluemoon.co.uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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haha that's awesome :D
 
You: i'm a 15 year old girl from yorkshire england, fan of manchester city, real mancunians in the area

Stranger: www.4chan.org/b/

Stranger: bullshit

Stranger: u int no 15 year old GIRL

Stranger: you speak more like a 30 year old guy from scotland

Stranger: :D

You: straight up

Stranger: a overwieght, fat 30 year old truck driver

You: my dad has a tash and everything

Stranger: i call bullshit

Stranger: :S

Stranger: still

You: WE ARE NOT, WE'RE NOT REALLY HERE

Stranger: i can say im 15

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: :D

Stranger: toshe.

Stranger: well

Stranger: im 20 years old

Stranger: im from israel

Stranger: and your face probably sucks if your 15 and not out PARTYING

Stranger: the sad reality is that all those 15 year old teenager white girls love black guys

You: feed the goat and he will score
Stranger: lool

You: shaun goater, mmmm i'd like his former rag reserve cock in my belly button
 
Stranger: gamelux
You: wum
Stranger: yap
You: you have pm fella
Stranger: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

still getting the hang of it :D
 
MedMan said:
That photo is all over 4chan/Fred Tissue mate.. you chatted up a guy :D .
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Ha. She disconnected after i told him what i wanted to do to him anyway. :D
 
You: hello
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing you?
You: wer u from
Stranger: Poland
Stranger: and you?
You: england
You: guy or gal?
Stranger: guy
You: :D me = gal
You: u have a girlfriend
Stranger: Uh, no ^^
Stranger: I always have problems with talking to girls
Stranger: But there's a girl i like very much, and i don't know how to talk to her
Stranger: :P
You: :O really
You: whats wrong
You: do u have a picture of yourself?
Stranger: Uh, sorry, but no. :P
Stranger: Why would you need one?
You: to see what you look like. this is me
You: http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6188/l3wdezeptshx.png
You: im looking for a guy online
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bender :rolleyes:
 
this is just too addictive
 
I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing on the internet I've seen in ages

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: i'm gary

Stranger: i'm samuel

You: i have siamese cats, do u have pets

Stranger: i'm off ->


:D
 
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: good thanks, you?
Stranger: im doing ok i guess
You: only ok? what's up?
Stranger: girlfriend problems
You: she fucking someone else?
Stranger: i don't think so, shes just being immature as shit
You: well stop having sex with children then, sick fuck
 
I hate red issue sometimes. Meant to do a load of work, come on see this and piss away over an hour.
 
Please tell me I'm not going to get addicted to this... :o

Anyway, here's my first.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are things?
Stranger: pretty cool
You: Do you like Michael Barrymore?
Stranger: the english comedian?
You: And rapist, yes.
Stranger: i'm french so i don't know him very well
You: Is your name Sylvie?
Stranger: facebook with ip adress ?
You: That is you Sylvie, good to hear from you. Been on red ish much recently?
You: ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Good find mate, have some rep, this is my first convo :cool:

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im in the uk
Stranger: dito
You: tff ?
Stranger: ?
You: scotland
Stranger: england
You: manchester united ?
Stranger: nope
You: ?
You: srely /
Stranger: not in this lifetime
You: oh no
You: lol
You: whats your team ?
Stranger: i don't follow football
You: ah ok
Stranger: ice hockey fan
You: sheffield ?
Stranger: na I'm canadian
You: edinburgh have a team
Stranger: don't follow the english leagues
You: canadian ah that explains
You: totonto are in nhl though
You: ?
Stranger: yeah they are
You: you like boston ?
You: my friend loves them
You: bruins i think they are
Stranger: I'm a vancouver fan
Stranger: yeah, it's the bruins
You: ah bc
You: you from there ?
Stranger: yes sir
You: ah so you are already british
Stranger: you know it?
You: lol
You: yes my cousin lives there
Stranger: cool
Stranger: love that place
Stranger: had to marry an english woman...lol
You: thinkits musqueam
You: ?
You: near the uni
You: so where you end up in uk ?
Stranger: yeah I know it
Stranger: london
You: ah what part, my missus from bermondsey
Stranger: that's near
Stranger: Blackheath
You: was there last weekend
You: ah i would have been there but for the A2 raodworks
You: what the hell they digging up ?
Stranger: haha yeah those are pissing me off
You: missed the sun in the sands
You: had to go through A20
You: took 2 hours
Stranger: my guitarist lives near there
You: you are in a band ?
Stranger: yeah, just a side project away from making movies
You: my goodness
You: elstree i guess
Stranger: Pinewood
You: ah ok
You: that must be interesting and varied
Stranger: I have the greatest job in the world
You: is it drama ?
Stranger: it's loads of projects - I'm a camera man
You: ah right for any particular movie house ?
You: like mgm
Stranger: no sir, I'm freelance
You: ah ok, i guess its a trade where there will always be work
You: what does the missus do ?
Stranger: nurse
You: ah ok, so not same trade as you
You: unless its a hospital drama !
Stranger: and she would have to retrain if moving to canada so that was kinda a no go
Stranger: there were other reasons but....
You: so how the heck did you meet a nurse from blackheath from BC ?
Stranger: haha I was living here for a year studying
Stranger: met her on my 2nd week in the country
You: ah right
Stranger: what do you do?
You: oil industry yes, in aberdeen
Stranger: oh ok
You: deal with many canadian companies
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: lots of work in nefoundland (st johns / halifax)
You: yeh like CNR
Stranger: anything in saskatoon?
You: doesnt ring a bell, think thats the oil sands (calgary area?)
Stranger: not far out
You: yes its on the radar
You: im on the offshore drilling side
Stranger: ok
You: lots of people from hear moving to alberta though
You: to do oil sands
Stranger: plus no tax
Stranger: lol
You: lol yeh, so big canda community in london
You: you been to any of the meets ?
You: especially kensington way
Stranger: na not really
Stranger: you know a lot about london eh?
You: guess you wont have so much time
Stranger: you live down here as well?
You: i know london like back of my hand yes
You: go to lots of united away games there
Stranger: ah rite
You: and wife has lots of family there we visit
You: most actually are less them 10 miles from ypu
You: to the east
Stranger: howd a guy from scotland end up with a lady from bermondsey?
You: (bexley)
You: the internet in 2001
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: nice
You: yes the original days of freeserve chatrooms
Stranger: I see
You: they dont tend to exist now
You: cos of some sick people
Stranger: i understand why
Stranger: first person i spoke to on this was asking me when I last had sex
You: its a shame as it was fun way of interacting with other people, the chatrooms
Stranger: I agree
You: yes you will get some kids on here
You: not a word of sense in their vocabulary
You: but we were like that I suppose in our teens too
Stranger: Too ture
Stranger: true^
You: been some russians as well
You: really strange mix
You: its a funny concept talking to strangers
You: but we do it at work every day
You: you would too I am sure 1
Stranger: as do I
Stranger: I guess it's the mystery of it all tho
You: how you get into that game then
You: you have to stufdy media ?
Stranger: I studies film at vancouver film school
You: ah right, a specific course ?
Stranger: got a break doing a commercial for red robin
Stranger: directing programme
You: yeh
You: so you make moveies, play in a band, married to a nurse and live in blackheath
You: thats a great combination !
Stranger: It is what it is I guess, it's all i know every morning
You: oh well, I best be getting on Scotland v Iceland away to start, nice speaking
Stranger: you too
You: bye
Stranger: have a good one buddy
 
Spear said:
Good find mate, have some rep, this is my first convo :cool:

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im in the uk
Stranger: dito
You: tff ?
Stranger: ?
You: scotland
Stranger: england
You: manchester united ?
Stranger: nope
You: ?
You: srely /
Stranger: not in this lifetime
You: oh no
You: lol
You: whats your team ?
Stranger: i don't follow football
You: ah ok
Stranger: ice hockey fan
You: sheffield ?
Stranger: na I'm canadian
You: edinburgh have a team
Stranger: don't follow the english leagues
You: canadian ah that explains
You: totonto are in nhl though
You: ?
Stranger: yeah they are
You: you like boston ?
You: my friend loves them
You: bruins i think they are
Stranger: I'm a vancouver fan
Stranger: yeah, it's the bruins
You: ah bc
You: you from there ?
Stranger: yes sir
You: ah so you are already british
Stranger: you know it?
You: lol
You: yes my cousin lives there
Stranger: cool
Stranger: love that place
Stranger: had to marry an english woman...lol
You: thinkits musqueam
You: ?
You: near the uni
You: so where you end up in uk ?
Stranger: yeah I know it
Stranger: london
You: ah what part, my missus from bermondsey
Stranger: that's near
Stranger: Blackheath
You: was there last weekend
You: ah i would have been there but for the A2 raodworks
You: what the hell they digging up ?
Stranger: haha yeah those are pissing me off
You: missed the sun in the sands
You: had to go through A20
You: took 2 hours
Stranger: my guitarist lives near there
You: you are in a band ?
Stranger: yeah, just a side project away from making movies
You: my goodness
You: elstree i guess
Stranger: Pinewood
You: ah ok
You: that must be interesting and varied
Stranger: I have the greatest job in the world
You: is it drama ?
Stranger: it's loads of projects - I'm a camera man
You: ah right for any particular movie house ?
You: like mgm
Stranger: no sir, I'm freelance
You: ah ok, i guess its a trade where there will always be work
You: what does the missus do ?
Stranger: nurse
You: ah ok, so not same trade as you
You: unless its a hospital drama !
Stranger: and she would have to retrain if moving to canada so that was kinda a no go
Stranger: there were other reasons but....
You: so how the heck did you meet a nurse from blackheath from BC ?
Stranger: haha I was living here for a year studying
Stranger: met her on my 2nd week in the country
You: ah right
Stranger: what do you do?
You: oil industry yes, in aberdeen
Stranger: oh ok
You: deal with many canadian companies
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: lots of work in nefoundland (st johns / halifax)
You: yeh like CNR
Stranger: anything in saskatoon?
You: doesnt ring a bell, think thats the oil sands (calgary area?)
Stranger: not far out
You: yes its on the radar
You: im on the offshore drilling side
Stranger: ok
You: lots of people from hear moving to alberta though
You: to do oil sands
Stranger: plus no tax
Stranger: lol
You: lol yeh, so big canda community in london
You: you been to any of the meets ?
You: especially kensington way
Stranger: na not really
Stranger: you know a lot about london eh?
You: guess you wont have so much time
Stranger: you live down here as well?
You: i know london like back of my hand yes
You: go to lots of united away games there
Stranger: ah rite
You: and wife has lots of family there we visit
You: most actually are less them 10 miles from ypu
You: to the east
Stranger: howd a guy from scotland end up with a lady from bermondsey?
You: (bexley)
You: the internet in 2001
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: nice
You: yes the original days of freeserve chatrooms
Stranger: I see
You: they dont tend to exist now
You: cos of some sick people
Stranger: i understand why
Stranger: first person i spoke to on this was asking me when I last had sex
You: its a shame as it was fun way of interacting with other people, the chatrooms
Stranger: I agree
You: yes you will get some kids on here
You: not a word of sense in their vocabulary
You: but we were like that I suppose in our teens too
Stranger: Too ture
Stranger: true^
You: been some russians as well
You: really strange mix
You: its a funny concept talking to strangers
You: but we do it at work every day
You: you would too I am sure 1
Stranger: as do I
Stranger: I guess it's the mystery of it all tho
You: how you get into that game then
You: you have to stufdy media ?
Stranger: I studies film at vancouver film school
You: ah right, a specific course ?
Stranger: got a break doing a commercial for red robin
Stranger: directing programme
You: yeh
You: so you make moveies, play in a band, married to a nurse and live in blackheath
You: thats a great combination !
Stranger: It is what it is I guess, it's all i know every morning
You: oh well, I best be getting on Scotland v Iceland away to start, nice speaking
Stranger: you too
You: bye
Stranger: have a good one buddy
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I'm an Anglophile : D
You: what?
Stranger: You heard me :D
You: i dont know what it is
Stranger: Oh, :P
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Hmm, like, like a "paedophile" likes children, but I like the UK, hence "Anglo"-phile :P
Stranger: Worst explenation ever :D


that's a new one :confused: :D
 
Just speaking to a lovely brazilian but then i dropped the dreaded line and they left :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hows it going

Stranger: nothing yet

Stranger: you?

You: sound

You: where you from

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: you?

You: manchester

You: you like anderson ? the footballer

Stranger: i don dnow dude! just Kaká!! hehe

You: have you ever heard of man city ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hows it going

Stranger: nothing yet

Stranger: you?

You: sound

You: where you from

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: you?

You: manchester

You: you like anderson ? the footballer

Stranger: i don dnow dude! just Kaká!! hehe

You: have you ever heard of man city ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Shev said:
Just speaking to a lovely brazilian but then i dropped the dreaded line and they left :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hows it going

Stranger: nothing yet

Stranger: you?

You: sound

You: where you from

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: you?

You: manchester

You: you like anderson ? the footballer

Stranger: i don dnow dude! just Kaká!! hehe

You: have you ever heard of man city ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hows it going

Stranger: nothing yet

Stranger: you?

You: sound

You: where you from

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: you?

You: manchester

You: you like anderson ? the footballer

Stranger: i don dnow dude! just Kaká!! hehe

You: have you ever heard of man city ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Was it the Da Silva twins? :confused:
 
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