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CLASSIC: Chat to strangers.

currently chattin to an 18 year old dutch girl on msn :D

i think :rolleyes:
 
ruud69 said:
currently chattin to an 18 year old dutch girl on msn :D

i think :rolleyes:
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Sorry to break this to you but you will be getting bummed within the hour. :(
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ben weasel
You: michael barrymore
Stranger: jughead
You: no, my head is of a normal shape
Stranger: vapid
Stranger: panic
You: do you have Jeremy Kyle's big toe nail?
Stranger: the key is the lock
You: I'll sap it for a signed Puskas shirt
Stranger: hungry. im hungry
You: ok, i'll swap my house key for Jeremy Kyle's toenail then
Stranger: matt lame said no
You: you aren't going to eat Jeremy's toenail are you?
Stranger: larry livermore
Stranger: ppmb
Stranger: carla
Stranger: big controvery
You: Judge Jules?
You: Sppony?
You: spoony*
You: Trevor Nelson?
Stranger: big trouble, toby on the coke
You: Is Westwood going to be there?
Stranger: westwod 1
You: Dean Gaffney even?
You: Tom Westwood
Stranger: even in blackouts
You: Tim*
Stranger: the replacements
You: I have replacements for my eyes
You: I use chicken wire
Stranger: earache my eye
Stranger: cheech and chong
You: are you Irish?
Stranger: vapids on the phione
You: Brain Dowling?
Stranger: dingarvin
You: Brain
Stranger: my brain huts
You: do you beat it with hammers in fits of rage?
You: I get the same problem
Stranger: cool kids
You: my victims do too
You: I have Pete Burn's liver in my attic
Stranger: phasers on kill
Stranger: boogada boogada bogada
You: WUM
Stranger: you spin him
Stranger: joy divison
You: he spins me like a bitch
Stranger: england sucks
You: Giggs will tear you apart again
You: this is some fucker off red issue isn't it?
Stranger: fey
You: stone roses?
Stranger: inspiral carpets
Stranger: emf
Stranger: darling buds
Stranger: your team is god aweful.
Stranger: giggs is a fairy
You: has a big cock though
You: want to suck it?
You: or is O 'Shea more for you?
You: do you wank in to your sisters bra?
Stranger: youve been bogarting it, ya terrible toothed bint.
Stranger: manchester is for the old and fey
You: where are you from then?
Stranger: you dolts are all on the dle and cant even handle a pint
You: dolts?
You: are you yank?
Stranger: im irish, idiot
You: if I was Irish, i'd be careful of who I called an idiot
You: you lot aren't exactly the brightest sparks are you?
Stranger: sparks is delicious
Stranger: a lovely drink
You: how many sacks of spuds have you eaten today?
You: i'll guess 10
Stranger: none, they all died and we starved
You: i'd like to say it's a shame
You: but i'd be lying
Stranger: manchester is pure crap and you know it.
Stranger: english ale is crap too
You: come on then Dougal, how'd you work that out?
Stranger: as a matter of fact, i'd reckon there aren't any english in england at all. i bet youre a paki!
You: I only use ale for lube
You: along with petrol
Stranger: a stranger paki
You: that what you think is it?
Stranger: a manchester
Stranger: giggs loving paki!
Stranger: IRELAND!
You: I hope John Lennon and his army of rats come up from hell and give you the biggest scouse raping you'll ever have ( and to be fair, you paddy's do like being bummed by the rat munchers)
Stranger: Lennon was so dim he let a chubby yank best him.
Stranger: He's no fucking Shane Mcgowan!
You: I hope Freddy Murcury comes back too and you choke on his cock before he bums you and give you the biggest dose of bad penguin AIDS you'll ever have
Stranger: I hope when you awake in the morning Sir (ahahaha) Elton John springs a white leak on your dead limey teeth.
You: i'd enjoy it to be honest fella
You: send him my way, i'll drink David's too
 
Stranger: Is this the real life?

You: Is this just fantasy?

Stranger: caught in a landslide

You: No escape from reality

Stranger: open your eyes

You: Look up to the skys and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: im just a poor boy!

You: Nobody loves me

Stranger: because im easy come

You: Easy go

Stranger: little high

You: little low

Stranger: anyway the wind blows

You: ...

Stranger: learn your lines!

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I thought I did well considering... ;)
 
SiWard said:
Please tell me I'm not going to get addicted to this... :o

Anyway, here's my first.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are things?
Stranger: pretty cool
You: Do you like Michael Barrymore?
Stranger: the english comedian?
You: And rapist, yes.
Stranger: i'm french so i don't know him very well
You: Is your name Sylvie?
Stranger: facebook with ip adress ?
You: That is you Sylvie, good to hear from you. Been on red ish much recently?
You: ****
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:D :D
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im in the uk
Stranger: i'm rus
You: moscow ?
Stranger: ye)
You: lokomotiv ?
Stranger: hah )
You: lol
You: is it cold
Stranger: no, i don't like russian football teams
You: ice hockey ?
Stranger: why everyone think that russia is cold?)
You: lol
You: its the movies
Stranger: yep
You: we won the champions league there
You: manchester
You: luzniki
Stranger: i like these team
You: you are a red ?
You: a top red ?
Stranger: ?
You: a manchester united fan
You: an uber one
Stranger: nope, just like watching nice pro games)
You: ah ok so you are working in russia ?
Stranger: in sport-bar with friends and beer
You: great yes
You: do you drink fosters and look moody ?
Stranger: fosters is a beer?
Stranger: yes
You: yeh for top reds
Stranger: ))
You: lol
You: you like mockba ?
Stranger: what is mockba?
You: moscow
You: in cyrillic
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes)
You: it is 11 million peoples ?
Stranger: and i also like to travel around the world
You: you have been to the kremlin ?
Stranger: now it's ofiicial about 15 mln
You: ah ok
Stranger: and about 18 mln - not official
You: the traffic in moscow is crazy huh
Stranger: ye. subway is only way
You: lol
Stranger: at morning
You: is it not unsafe ?
You: with mafias
Stranger: in some regions, pereferia
You: perestoika ?
Stranger: sorry, my english is not perfect)
You: gladsnost
You: dosvedanya ?
Stranger: lol
You: pravda :)
Stranger: u know russian words)
You: lol you are still having vlaimir putin ?
Stranger: he is prme minister now. but i think he rules now, not president
You: yes the guy in chage is a pupper of putin i think lol
You: the KGB still rule
Stranger: xD
You: so what do you do in travel
You: you come to USA and UK ?
Stranger: just tourism
Stranger: ye, i visited UK 3 times
You: ah where you been london ?
Stranger: 2 times i studied language
Stranger: ye, all 3 times
You: i can tell, your english is great
Stranger: and 1 time tourism
You: there are a lot of east europeans in uk
Stranger: thank you)
Stranger: i saw there many turkey peoples
You: yes
You: but its good
You: you need to see the western culture
Stranger: i think they very agressive
You: uk ?
Stranger: turkey
You: they are a different culture
You: almost arabic
Stranger: yes
You: we ar more alike russia and uk
You: now that you know you can trust us
You: so dont need to point nukes at us
Stranger: )))))
You: lol
You: the polish based ones have been turned 180 degrees lol
Stranger: lol
You: its strange how its happened
You: when i go to poland/ hungary / czech they dont like russian
You: cos you invaded them
You: lol
Stranger: we invaded them??
Stranger: lol
You: they think so yes lol
You: they dont like people to speak russian
You: in their country
Stranger: their politicians told them that we was invaders
You: its strange for us cos warsaw was iron curtain pre 1990 right ?
Stranger: but the truth
Stranger: yes
You: all the buildings are soviet
You: the schools taught all the kids russian first
You: polish second
You: budapest the same
You: hungarian second
You: this next generation will be ok
You: its the ones taught at school in 80s resent russia
Stranger: when i was in USA, people was scared when i told that i'm russian
You: lol, yes because usa used to tach that you were enemy
Stranger: information war
You: teach*
Stranger: ye
You: like you read in pravda
You: in red square
You: amerikanski
Stranger: and who knows where the truth is
You: but the intelligent ones with their own minds know you are ok
You: the people are not the communist party of gorbachev
You: or andrapov
You: the truth is as sting sang it
Stranger: you know russian story well
You: trhe russians love their children too
You: or we say here, we are all jock tamson's bairns
You: we of course know about russia, I was always interested in concept of iron curtain as a youngster
Stranger: are u a student or u got a job or?
You: i work with oil
You: in Scotland
You: deal with lukoil and gasprom
Stranger: wow
Stranger: )
Stranger: i'm a last year student
You: mr abramaovish
Stranger: )))
You: lol
You: you must like the chelsea then ?
Stranger: u r Abramovich?))))))
Stranger: ye, shure
You: lol yes, he lives here
You: he has a nice yacht
Stranger: )))
You: but we have all his trophies :)
Stranger: did u met him?
You: in manchester lol
Stranger: ))))))
You: no i have never met him, he has been in same stadium as me
You: just above me, i was in matthew harding stand
You: they have a son for him
You: they play lenin, for the motherland
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: lol
You: your national anthem as a tribute to him at chelsea

:eek: :D
 
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Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: are you from ?
You: no i'm from !
Stranger: not speak engleash
You: why where are you from?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: u
You: UK
You: do you like the footballer anderson?
Stranger: manchester ?
You: yes manchester
You: how did you guess?
Stranger: i hat anderson
Stranger: because I love manchester united
You: why?
You: why do you hate him if you like united?
Stranger: Because he played in Gremio
Stranger: rival time of internacional
Stranger: my time
You: i think you mean team
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I do not speak English use google to translate the words
You: why do you love manchester united, are you a glory hunter?
Stranger: Manchester Is A Fantastic Team
You: i go to old trafford regulary
Stranger: my dream is to go in old trafford
You: its a good dream
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know Brazilian football?
You: yes, very much
You: kaka is one of the best
Stranger: what team ?
Stranger: yes kaka is the best
You: i know of corinthians
Stranger: i hat corinthians
Stranger: good that is são paulo
You: so you support internacional?
Stranger: what´s ?
You: what team do you support?
Stranger: São Paulo Futebol Clube
Stranger: know ?
You: i know of São Paulo
Stranger: São Paulo Is The Best
You: im going to go now, keep up the dream of going to old trafford
You: goodbye


is everyone on this thing a united fan!?:confused: i found it very hard to abuse him as he barely spoke english:(
 
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You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: are you a dirty yank?
Stranger: i took a shower not too long ago, so no?
You: i bet you are still filthy though
You: covered in burger sauce
You: i bet you are fat
You: are you fat?
Stranger: i bet you're a fucking chav
You: chav?
Stranger: guess not
You: thats a brittish word
You: so you must be from the UK?
Stranger: no, i thought you were
You: i am
Stranger: ...never mind
You: are you from the US then?
Stranger: yeah
You: i see
You: you didnt answer my question earlier
You: are you fat?
Stranger: nope
You: i bet you are
You: ill put money on it
You: all yanks are fat
Stranger: if you call 6' 170 lbs fat
You: i bet thats the weight of your chin
You: you fat shit
You: you make me sick
Stranger: nah, just my dick
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this is ridiculously addictive:o :(
 
They aren't very friendly on there.

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You: Hello
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: I LOVE COCK
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Stranger: herro
You: pants
Stranger: whats 2 + 2 * 2?
You: me spooning you!
Stranger: win!
You: whats my prize?
Stranger: turtle sex
You: prefer midgets but i can't complain
 
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You: Hello

Stranger: salut

Stranger: ca va ?

You: Where does petrol come from

Stranger: earth..

You: are you sure

Stranger: isn't it correct ?

You: no

Stranger: damned

You: your wrong, i must now exterminate you

Stranger: oh shitttt fuck me

You: no i do not wish to fuck you

Stranger: LOL

You: say hi to redissue before i bum you with a brush

Stranger: to bum me ?!!! wow what that ?

You: you know sausage up man hole/

Stranger: ouhouuu terrific

You: yes it is.

Stranger: i think you'r evil

You: do you know sylvie?

Stranger: yeah she's my office's secretary

You: shes a manchester united fan you know

Stranger: she like DuranDuran

You: she definatly likes Rio..yes


ok the majority of it is shit, however i think the last line is a piece of art :cool:
 
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Anyone else trying the giant quaver wind-up? I've just got a yank to go out and buy a bag :D
 
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Stranger: hello?
You: My mum said I shouldn't talk to strangers
You: no link
Stranger: its safe here though
Stranger: what kind of things are you into?
You: Khitc
You: Football!
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i like football to
You: Are you from Red Issue?
Stranger: no, sorry
Stranger: not familiar wit hthat
You: What kind of football?
You: Stranger?
Stranger: sorry i was just doin some squats
Stranger: had to stop halfway through my set
Stranger: too hot with these sweatpants on
Stranger: should i take them off?
You: Are you excreting?
Stranger: no
Stranger: well, not yet atleast
Stranger: so i finished my squats and took my pants off
Stranger: now what should i do?
You: I think you should put them back on, sweaty arse
Stranger: its too hot with them on, with all the sweat that was in them this drafty basement air feels great on my boner
Stranger: ive got a great pump going on
You: You're scaring me
Stranger: should i do bench press or bicep curls next?
You: Are you Westy?
Stranger: Westy?
You: You should try cock pushups
Stranger: ive tried
Stranger: theyre impossible
Stranger: atleast for a man as mighty and solid as me
You: Could you not even do one?
Stranger: no one can
Stranger: maybe if you put my mighty member on a puny man it could be done
Stranger: but im a solid 258
You: Are you overweight?
Stranger: im rock solid
Stranger: tight everywhere
You: With fat?
Stranger: muscle
You: Wum
Stranger: just talking about my body is making precum drip from my massive 6.5 inch member
You: Massive?
Stranger: with a 5.5 inch girth and a heavy set of low hangers
Stranger: can you imagine it?
You: Low hangers? Man boobs?
You: Are you 33 years old?
Stranger: 53
Stranger: by low hangers i ment scrotume
Stranger: how old are you
You: Don't be nosey
Stranger: not trying to be
Stranger: but i told you
Stranger: its only fair
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: arizona
You: Is that in Brazil?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: above mexico
You: Never heard of it
Stranger: of usa?
You: Of what?
You: Oh, no.. what is it?
You: I thought it was a river
Stranger: youve never heard of the united states of america?
You: United States of who?
You: Who's America?
Stranger: this has to be a joke
Stranger: the leaders of the free world
Stranger: Freed iraq from sadaam huseein
Stranger: kicked al quedas ass
Stranger: any of this ring a bell?
You: One sec
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Stranger: TUESDAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY
Stranger: what's your?
You: Im having a fat wank!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: good for you
You: THANKS!!!!!!
Stranger: how is that working out for you?
You: GREAT!!!!!
Stranger: what are you wanking to?
You: your mums heels!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: my mom has been dead for 7 years, but okay
Stranger: i'll leave you to it, bye now
 
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You: Ive got a raging hard on!!!!!!!!!!!
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You: Im putting a banana up my arse!!!

Stranger: CAN I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR ASS INSTEAD?!?!

You: YEAH OK!!!!

Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY?!?

You: IM A BOY!!!!?!?!

Stranger: SO YOU HAVE A DICK TOO!?!

You: YEAH!!?!?!?! ITS FUCKING TINY!!!?!?!

Stranger: THAT FUCKING SUCKS!?!?!

Stranger: MY DICK IS HUGE!?!

Stranger: LIKE A FUCKING TREE TRUNK

Stranger: YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK ONCE IM THROUGH WITH YOU!?!?!

You: GET THE FUCK IN THERE!!!?!?!?!

Stranger: GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE!?!?

You: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE YOU FUCKING BASTARD?!?!?!?!

Stranger: I LIVE IN YOUR FUCKING BASEMENT!?!

You: GET THE FUCK IN THERE?!
 
You: hey

Stranger: hey sexy

Stranger: how you doin

You: horny

You: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stranger: oh baby me too

Stranger: got any sweet nudes?

You: hey you dnt get them that easily ;) xx

Stranger: tell me how : ]

You: entertain me first, make me feel hot ;)

Stranger: tell me a little about you then i will ; ]

You: ok, what do you want to know? xx

Stranger: asl?

You: 52/transgendered/liverpool, uk

Stranger: transgendered as in...girl looking like a man or man looking like a girl?

You: as in i have breasts but i still have a penis

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: how are you

Stranger: i'm fine and you?

You: good are you a female or male

Stranger: female, from england

Stranger: and you?

You: male england

You: thats a lovely blouse you have on

Stranger: how would you know? :)

You: i think you're the one

You: im outside the window

You: i love you

Stranger: riiiiiiiiiiight...

Stranger: another brazilian
 
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Stranger: brasil, pelo amor de Deus!!

You: filho de puta

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how you doing
Stranger: i'm good, romeo, how are you?
You: im good to juliet
Stranger: lucky you
You: why
Stranger: i am a juliet.. 18/f/tx.. you?
You: romeo 67 m france
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I love this site :D :D
 
i want to find a weirdo to speak to. everyone i say hi to ends up being rather pleasent :D
 
steve-07 said:
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how you doing
Stranger: i'm good, romeo, how are you?
You: im good to juliet
Stranger: lucky you
You: why
Stranger: i am a juliet.. 18/f/tx.. you?
You: romeo 67 m france
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I love this site :D :D
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:D I nearly spat my vimto out then. Very good.
 
im talking to some brasilian about football :D
 
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it going?
Stranger: haha it's a funny place
You: some strange people
You: asl?
Stranger: yes i wonder what are they talk about
Stranger: male
You: someone asked if they could wank in my sisters bra
You: i havent even got a sister
Stranger: hahahahah
You: have you got a sister?
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:D
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: Are you Rick Astley?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how did you know?
You: Magic
You: Sing to me
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why do i keep getting fucking normal people that just want to talk about sports and the weather :mad: :D
 
You: fuck my gran she smells of wee
Stranger: did u piss on her again?
You: no she wet the bed
Stranger: dayum
You: then i shat on her
Stranger: are u going to suck the piss out of her wet sheets?
Stranger: oo
Stranger: how did that go for u?
You: i rape her fish
Stranger: litearlly?
Stranger: well tbh how do we know its rape?
Stranger: they might consent to it
Stranger: but u dnt undersatnd their language
You: fish cant talk so rape ok
Stranger: they may have their own ways off communication
Stranger: how did u rape the fish anyhow?
You: i also rape her cats
Stranger: o coool that must be pretty cool
Stranger: having a cat hanging off ur cock
Stranger: as if a cat grew out of ur groin
You: stuck a pork chop up nans arse last night
Stranger: haha
Stranger: is pork chop another way of saying ur penis?
You: taste the same not as big tho
Stranger: is the pork chop bigger?
Stranger: plus
Stranger: id be worried if my penis tasted the same as pork
Stranger: i wouldnt want dags sniffing and biting round my crotch
You: t-bone steak her later
Stranger: whats that mean/
Stranger: the way u talk
Stranger: i hope ur insured
Stranger: practice safe sex
Stranger: shop at walmart
you: ive just cum in tom jones hairpiece
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i'm having my first encounter with someone from manchester on it:eek: quite funny with 2000+ people on it. it isn't one of you cunts is it?:D
 
M41 said:
i'm having my first encounter with someone from manchester on it:eek: quite funny with 2000+ people on it. it isn't one of you cunts is it?:D
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just had a very pleasant conversation with him. read it if your a sad bastard because you won't find it slightly entertaining i was just chuffed to get a manc:) do you think i should of asked him for his number?:eek: :o

Stranger: hi
You: i bet your from brazil
You: either that or finland
Stranger: england actually
You: o right
Stranger: but yeah, this site is rife with fins and bra's
Stranger: you?
You: england too
Stranger: male?
You: i don't think theres any girls on here mate
Stranger: theres one or two
You: that's what they tell you
Stranger: i was just talkin with a 15 yeear old girl from malaysia
You: did you try and buy her?
Stranger: the pound is piss poor now so couldnt afford it
You: ahh yeah of course
You: purchaing 15 yr old brides is just not what it was anymore
You: what city are you from?
Stranger: manchester
Stranger: she wasn't too hot on cooking though so i t was a nonstarter anyway
You: im from manchester too
You: your the 1st person ive spoken to from here
Stranger: theres only about 2000 people on here
Stranger: worldwide
Stranger: so its pretty rare
Stranger: im working in ashton right now
Stranger: u?
You: what a lovely occasion
You: old trafford
Stranger: cherrish the moment
You: this site will be banned in a few days so i will
You: are you a red or a blue?
Stranger: red
You: good lad
Stranger: although im working over in ashton
Stranger: they're all blues down this end
You: you didn't find out this website on red issue did you?
Stranger: losers
Stranger: nah from a poker forum
You: o right
You: do you venture into town much?
You: as in go out on the piss?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: northern quarter
Stranger: or down deansgate
Stranger: i need to venture out more tbh
Stranger: been a bit depressed lately
You: unlucky
You: im in the northern quarter this weekend
You: i normally venture to 42s or 5th av but i'm getting a bit old for that malarky now
Stranger: how old are youy
Stranger: i want some more easy fanny
You: 23
Stranger: ive been on plentyoffish lately with some good results
You: u?
Stranger: 24
You: good to hear, you shouldn't be depressed then
You: this place is supposed to be about abusing random strangers it's quite hard to do that when your talking to a red manc, your not making this at all easy for me.
Stranger: i want to a steady gf for awhile, random sex gets boring
Stranger: yeah i spent half th e day pretending i was brazilian
You: im the complete opposite
Stranger: are you good looking
You: no, ive been with my girlfriend 3 years now...

...i'll stop here because i'm sure your bored of it now.
 
M41 said:
just had a very pleasant conversation with him. read it if your a sad bastard because you won't find it slightly entertaining i was just chuffed to get a manc:) do you think i should of asked him for his number?:eek: :o

Stranger: hi
You: i bet your from brazil
You: either that or finland
Stranger: england actually
You: o right
Stranger: but yeah, this site is rife with fins and bra's
Stranger: you?
You: england too
Stranger: male?
You: i don't think theres any girls on here mate
Stranger: theres one or two
You: that's what they tell you
Stranger: i was just talkin with a 15 yeear old girl from malaysia
You: did you try and buy her?
Stranger: the pound is piss poor now so couldnt afford it
You: ahh yeah of course
You: purchaing 15 yr old brides is just not what it was anymore
You: what city are you from?
Stranger: manchester
Stranger: she wasn't too hot on cooking though so i t was a nonstarter anyway
You: im from manchester too
You: your the 1st person ive spoken to from here
Stranger: theres only about 2000 people on here
Stranger: worldwide
Stranger: so its pretty rare
Stranger: im working in ashton right now
Stranger: u?
You: what a lovely occasion
You: old trafford
Stranger: cherrish the moment
You: this site will be banned in a few days so i will
You: are you a red or a blue?
Stranger: red
You: good lad
Stranger: although im working over in ashton
Stranger: they're all blues down this end
You: you didn't find out this website on red issue did you?
Stranger: losers
Stranger: nah from a poker forum
You: o right
You: do you venture into town much?
You: as in go out on the piss?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: northern quarter
Stranger: or down deansgate
Stranger: i need to venture out more tbh
Stranger: been a bit depressed lately
You: unlucky
You: im in the northern quarter this weekend
You: i normally venture to 42s or 5th av but i'm getting a bit old for that malarky now
Stranger: how old are youy
Stranger: i want some more easy fanny
You: 23
Stranger: ive been on plentyoffish lately with some good results
You: u?
Stranger: 24
You: good to here, you shouldn't be depressed then
You: this place is supposed to be about abusing random strangers
Stranger: i want to a steady gf for awhile, random sex gets boring
Stranger: yeah i spent half th e day pretending i was brazilian
You: im the complete opposite
Stranger: are you good looking
You: no, ive been with my girlfriend 3 years now...

...i'll stop here because i'm sure your bored of it now.
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are you going to fuck him?
 
Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ohai
You: ill bum you
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: thong
Stranger: nice
Stranger: color
You: illuminous black, what about you?
Stranger: pink with black edges
You: cool
Stranger: matching bra?
You: my arse is covered in winnets
You: i have a dark mauve bra
Stranger: awww... u should match your panties to your bra
You: are you female?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u
You: cool, can i shit on your eye?
Stranger: please
 
Ashton!!!
its a small world I might know him :eek:
 
alimufc said:
are you going to fuck him?
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do you think i should of tried? he was very nice:) shit! i knew i should of got his number:( ahh well you live and you learn.
 
M41 said:
do you think i should of tried? he was very nice:) shit! i knew i should of got his number:( ahh well you live and you learn.
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he is obviously a muppet though because ashton is red not blue. :) .
 
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