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john.m20

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cheers lads, had a very succesful week.
was on here asking for advice for talking to girls on there a few days back, and its gone pretty well.
got lots of messages back from girls ive messaged, and quite a few of them have been positive, not telling me to get lost etc.
this one girl ive been talking to a lot, even been on msn with her.
shes a bit funny looking, but shes sent me some pics of her in a bra and that, so i can look passed the face for now.
what i want to know though is when i should 'step it up to the next level'?
as i said we sent lots of messages, and had 'cyber' on msn.
i bought a webcam from maplins today, and i know she has one.
is it to soon (only known her for 5 days) to ask her if we can get naked on cam with each other?
and do i just come out and say it, or maybe drop hints? mention that i got a webcam in the sale or something, but it was a silly purchase because i cant think of anything to do with it.

and heres a link before anyone asks ;)
http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=26571_Picture_122_522lo.jpg
 
wheres M20?
 
She looks the shy, sensitive type, John.

Try to resist getting your tackle out at this stage.

Maybe just flex some muscles or perhaps do some sit-ups for her.

Bound to impress.
 
Fuckin hell! i was gonna say just ask her and if she refuses block her but having sen the picture????





























fuck it, just aske her anyway. u never know she might cum back with......." how bout we meet?"
 
Look at that nose. Is she in to boxing?
 
Camera angle is deliberate.

So 'her' chin hides the Adams apple.
 
Costa del Chorley said:
She looks the shy, sensitive type, John.

Try to resist getting your tackle out at this stage.

Maybe just flex some muscles or perhaps do some sit-ups for her.

Bound to impress.
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i was thinking about something like that, not going straight into sexy stuff.
im quite a proficient keyboard player, and was thinking of moving my keyboard upstairs and offering to play her a song on camera?
music is the food of love and all that, maybe one thing could lead to another and she would offer to do a naked dance in return.
 
During this car crash, did her face get set on fire and they put it out with a hammer? She's fucking warped mate, she looks like the beast in beauty and the beast. No way is she not half feline.

Hope that helps, good luck.
 
I would.
 
that's my sister you fucking cunt :mad: :mad:

pm me John M20 you fanny batter before this gets out of hand
 
Have to ask yourself how many other blokes she is sending these pic's to...... Not to piss on your bonfire like :rolleyes:
 
What songs can you play on your keyboard, John?

Maybe we could chose the best one for you.

Do you know any Megadeath?
 
NW_Red said:
Have to ask yourself how many other blokes she is sending these pic's to...... Not to piss on your bonfire like :rolleyes:
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oh, i know shes not taking them just for me.
she has different hair in a few of them, so shes obviously been doing this for a while.
it doesnt bother me though, im not thinking of marrying her or anything yet.
im just looking for a bit of fun, and she fits the bill
 
Why dont you meet her John?

Just ask her for her number and take her backs to yours ;)
 
Costa del Chorley said:
What songs can you play on your keyboard, John?

Maybe we could chose the best one for you.

Do you know any Megadeath?
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no, mostly classical stuff.
i can play a few contempary tunes though, keane, alicia keys, jamie cullum atc.
 
fazmufc said:
Why dont you meet her John?

Just ask her for her number and take her backs to yours ;)
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she lives in brighton, so the logistics would be difficult.
plus, i dont know how i would explain bringing a young lady back to my mum. shed know something fishy was going on.
 
john.m20 said:
no, mostly classical stuff.
i can play a few contempary tunes though, keane, alicia keys, jamie cullum atc.
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Bit of Alicia Keys...Falling. Can't go wrong there Johnny-Boy.
 
Looks like a cracking rack mate, chances are the rest of the bod will be great too....

if she's into this and been doing it for a while she'll be up for it, just ask.

what you gonna loose? :cool:
 
keyboard :D

sounds like she's a real goer john lad especially from those pics, get in there lad
 
john.m20 said:
i dont know how i would explain bringing a young lady back to my mum. shed know something fishy was going on.
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I thought you killed the fish :confused:
 
Old No.7 said:
Looks like a cracking rack mate, chances are the rest of the bod will be great too....
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first class body mate, ive seen a couple of full-length pictures and everything is in order so to speak.
your right about her probably being up for it, i reckon shes definitely done it before. might as well ask.

im a bit worried about what to do now.
do you just sit there and wank yourself silly?
im a bit 'vocal' when playing with myself usually, might have to tone that down or i could scare her off!
 
Brilliant stuff :D :D

John dont mean to burst your bubble or anything, but on the second picture she seems to be wearing a ring on her left hand, looks like it could be on her wedding finger, cant really tell though, perhaps you should check this out before smashing one out over the internet, I mean it could be some kind of plot where the husband will blackmail you for money and if you dont pay will call the police for harrassement, be careful, thats all Im saying.
 
john.m20 said:
i was thinking about something like that, not going straight into sexy stuff.
im quite a proficient keyboard player, and was thinking of moving my keyboard upstairs and offering to play her a song on camera?
music is the food of love and all that, maybe one thing could lead to another and she would offer to do a naked dance in return.
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Welly??

John, you're a legend already mate:D
 
i'm in fucking tears reading this!!!!

class post, keep it up and not one mention of a press conference!

John your a legend
 
John, how old are you?

Just interested, not having a go or anything, good luck mate.
 
:D This is what this forum is all about, this could be the best WU of all time.
 
K - Stand 89 said:
Brilliant stuff :D :D

John dont mean to burst your bubble or anything, but on the second picture she seems to be wearing a ring on her left hand, looks like it could be on her wedding finger, cant really tell though, perhaps you should check this out before smashing one out over the internet, I mean it could be some kind of plot where the husband will blackmail you for money and if you dont pay will call the police for harrassement, be careful, thats all Im saying.
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well spotted!
ive checked some of the other pictures though and its on her middle finger. panic over.

im still open to suggestions about what to do if i get her on cam though.
someone on here must have done it??
just sitting down and starting to beat off sounds weird, im not sure i can do it.
and do i need to get totally naked, or can i just unzip and whip it out like i would normally do when looking at porn on the pc?
bloody minefield this.
 
Bral said:
John, how old are you?

Just interested, not having a go or anything, good luck mate.
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24 mate, cheers.

by the way, if this does come off, i might try and get come screenshots of her in all her glory to share with you lot ;)
 
john.m20 said:
24 mate, cheers.

by the way, if this does come off, i might try and get come screenshots of her in all her glory to share with you lot ;)
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who Nose, she may take all her clubber off:D
 
john.m20 said:
well spotted!
ive checked some of the other pictures though and its on her middle finger. panic over.

im still open to suggestions about what to do if i get her on cam though.
someone on here must have done it??
just sitting down and starting to beat off sounds weird, im not sure i can do it.
and do i need to get totally naked, or can i just unzip and whip it out like i would normally do when looking at porn on the pc?
bloody minefield this.
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This reminds me of the scene from American Pie (the first one) where he accidently broadcasts it over the internet, like I say be careful my friend.

As to how you should go about it? Maybe drop into conversation that a colleague of yours mentioned that he has done something like this (dont say a friend of yours as this may scare her off) and ask her what she thinks of a person who would do this, depending on her reply, you will have an answer on how to go about this. All the best.
 
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