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simonw said:
london to dover


is this the same lad that wanted tips on how to punch someone?


if so



genius threads
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The fish killer.:D
 
I missed the fish killer thread. Any link?
 
John, dont listen to the doubters on here! get up to ur nuts in guts mate!

Just dont 'come on' too quickly, dont rush things mate
 
Cantona's Nutsack said:
John, dont listen to the doubters on here! get up to ur nuts in guts mate!

Just dont 'come on' too quickly, dont rush things mate
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Ignore him. You were right with the bird form babestation, she just didn't understand you. I say give her another email.
 
You just keep

john.m20 said:
bloody minefield this.
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picking your way through it, John.


A nation waits, with bated breath.


We're all rooting for you.
 
Tropical said:
picking your way through it, John.


A nation waits, with bated breath.


We're all rooting for you.
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Hear hear.


And if it doesn't go well, we'll all club together and get you a brass. A top quality one, no expense spared. :)
 
john.m20 said:
i think you must be the wum sir if youre saying you wouldnt like to see this girl naked.
http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24588_Picture1166_122_466lo.jpg
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anyway, success, sort of.
got a message back, she said it looked a bit cheap but would probably do the job, and shed help me out if i needed some assistance. sounds promising.
but then, she asked 'what are you planning on using it for?'
she put this question in a seperate paragraph, so she obviously means business.
what do i say back? im not sure if its a come-on or a test.
i have absolutely no use for this webcam other than conferencing with her on it.
i cant really say that though, obviously.
i need some believable non-sexual uses for a webcam, and i need them quick.
 
john.m20 said:
anyway, success, sort of.
got a message back, she said it looked a bit cheap but would probably do the job, and shed help me out if i needed some assistance. sounds promising.
but then, she asked 'what are you planning on using it for?'
she put this question in a seperate paragraph, so she obviously means business.
what do i say back? im not sure if its a come-on or a test.
i have absolutely no use for this webcam other than conferencing with her on it.
i cant really say that though, obviously.
i need some believable non-sexual uses for a webcam, and i need them quick.
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tell her you have relatives in Japan!
 
speakin to ur relative in another country
 
john.m20 said:
anyway, success, sort of.
got a message back, she said it looked a bit cheap but would probably do the job, and shed help me out if i needed some assistance. sounds promising.
but then, she asked 'what are you planning on using it for?'
she put this question in a seperate paragraph, so she obviously means business.
what do i say back? im not sure if its a come-on or a test.
i have absolutely no use for this webcam other than conferencing with her on it.
i cant really say that though, obviously.
i need some believable non-sexual uses for a webcam, and i need them quick.
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TEST!


Just say you got it to talk to friends and family.

Don't come on to her yet, it's too early. Get her to help you to set it up (play dumb) then talk to her on it a couple of times and after she feels a bit more comfortable with you then start to make suggestive remarks.
 
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but remember John, she will be able to see you at the other end, so if you're ugly as fuck, then you need to get a stunt double in!
 
relatives, ok. i have mentioned to her before that im not too close to my family, but shes probably forgotten.

im not exactly a looker mate, but my bodys not in bad nick considering. got an exercise bike in the garage i make use of, im certainly not overweight.
thinking of popping into specsavers tomorrow and seeing about getting one of these free contact lenses trials.
glasses dont exactly look sexy, and im a bit worried theyll fall off when im in the middle of 'the act'.
me fumbling around on the floor for them is a guaranteed passion killer.
 
John

It is obvious she wants you else she wouldnt send you naughty pics like that, why dont you send her a cock pic? Then she will deffo get the hint that you are interested in being saucy with her, I think you need to speed things up a bit here, why not try a bit of cyber or phone fun?
 
Bloodshotsyes said:
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She might get a bit bored if he takes his time, he has given her enough hints, with the cam etc...., I think it's time he starts doing the business
 
villaburd24 said:
John

It is obvious she wants you else she wouldnt send you naughty pics like that, why dont you send her a cock pic? Then she will deffo get the hint that you are interested in being saucy with her, I think you need to speed things up a bit here, why not try a bit of cyber or phone fun?
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you dirty minx, PM me your email addy so I can add you to MSN :D
 
You need to play it cool John boy, when she helps you set the cam up make out you didn't realise that you would be seeing each other.
Strategically place some weight lifting or exercise equipment behind you so that when she gets to see you she will think your the active sporty type, a picture of your mum or grandma on the wall will show her your the caring type too.

Tell her she looks even hotter in motion too, girls go wild for that sort of thing
 
Yer and maybe put some flower arranging magazines on your bed, this will show her you have a feminine side and girls love that
 
Need an update!

What was last night's result?

This is classic stuff
 
ffs this beats my dag blew over in the wind thread.......seriously John, you are a legend and a breath of fresh air, slowly does it but make sure you done let this one slip through!;)
 
i keep flicking on the news just in case!:p
 
Whats the lateset John? How did the weekend go?
 
glad youre all so concerned :)
funny old weekend, ive had a bit of an infection so felt a bit under the weather.
god the webcam set up, it was a piece of pee though so i couldnt really ask her for help.
i dont want her thinking im thick.
anyway, i sent her a message saying id got it working on saturday, and wondered if she could help me test it out.
no reply until this afternoon, when i got a reply telling me to have my webcam ready at 9pm, because shes got a suprise for me! her words, not mine.
im thinking this could either go very well, or badly.
with my luck, im leaning towards badly.
 
I take it you will be keeping us informed of the proceedings Johnny?
 
yes, ill keep you informed
lets say it goes well, and we end up having a bit of fun over the webcam, would it offend her if she sees me typing on the keyboard, posting updates on here?
obviously i wont tell her what im doing. ill say im looking at football scores or something.
 
john.m20 said:
glad youre all so concerned :)
funny old weekend, ive had a bit of an infection so felt a bit under the weather.
god the webcam set up, it was a piece of pee though so i couldnt really ask her for help.
i dont want her thinking im thick.
anyway, i sent her a message saying id got it working on saturday, and wondered if she could help me test it out.
no reply until this afternoon, when i got a reply telling me to have my webcam ready at 9pm, because shes got a suprise for me! her words, not mine.
im thinking this could either go very well, or badly.
with my luck, im leaning towards badly.
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Nice one, keep us updated johnboy.
 
what is her addy
 
Good luck fella - sounds promising if she's got a surprise - i'd see what the surprise is, but the photos she's sending you and the fact she is even saying she's got a surprise suggests to me that she is rather interested in something more sexual then just chit-chat on the net

and yes - please keep us informed:D
 
hi maurice.
what do you mean the link?
ill be talking to her on cam over msn, i dont think there a way of posting a link to it.
unless someone knows better?
 
The surprise could be dangling between her legs, nudge nudge wink wink ;)
 
john while your telling us all you could say your chatting to your aunt in toyko who you keep in touch with, if she asks why you typing just say she is an old woman and doesnt like to be alone. thinks are looking up john
 
Or John, you could sorta say your chatting to a friend, but you like the danger of being caught in the act (even though it's physically impossible), make her think your a thrillseeker, you know, she might like that..
 
I've got a feeling

that this site is gonna crash around 9pm with all the ppl loggin on checkin for updates :)

Good luck John
 
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