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CLASSIC: faceparty update

My cousin's a bit of a lad he's into all this cyber sex lark, he reckons you just get the cam set up, have a chat and get a bit cheeky, ask her to do a bit.

Most of the time they're game.

Just make sure you don't get your cock out and suddenley on the screen in front of you all your mates appear and it's been beamed to your local on the big screen.....:eek:
 
john.m20 said:
well spotted!
ive checked some of the other pictures though and its on her middle finger. panic over.

im still open to suggestions about what to do if i get her on cam though.
someone on here must have done it??
just sitting down and starting to beat off sounds weird, im not sure i can do it.
and do i need to get totally naked, or can i just unzip and whip it out like i would normally do when looking at porn on the pc?
bloody minefield this.
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Nah, you can't just pull your cock out and start rubbin' one out.

Set the mood, light a few candles, bit of Barry White on in the background.

Do a little strip for her but make sure you leave your socks on. Get the oils out etc...tease her...
































....then rub one out.
 
nice one lads.
the thing is, im not that good at actually talking to girls, which is why i went the faceparty route in the first.
if i have to start by having a conversation, i reckon i might get all nervous and come off as a bit weird, or just cop out of asking her to strip.
might have to break out the lambrini beforehand again!
 
Your Pimp Daddy said:
Nah, you can't just pull your cock out and start rubbin' one out.

Set the mood, light a few candles, bit of Barry White on in the background.

Do a little strip for her but make sure you leave your socks on. Get the oils out etc...tease her...
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i hear what your saying, but the candles are a bit over the top.
she might think im into devil worship or something kinky like that madonna film, which is definitely not the route i want to go down.
allergic to all bath products too, so oils are out of the question.
 
john.m20 said:
nice one lads.
the thing is, im not that good at actually talking to girls, which is why i went the faceparty route in the first.
if i have to start by having a conversation, i reckon i might get all nervous and come off as a bit weird, or just cop out of asking her to strip.
might have to break out the lambrini beforehand again!
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Good shout mate.

Worked a treat last time.
 
john.m20 said:
no, mostly classical stuff.
i can play a few contempary tunes though, keane, alicia keys, jamie cullum atc.
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Maybe play her that one by Crash Test Dummies, you know it was a massive hit "Der der der der" etc
 
john.m20 said:
i hear what your saying, but the candles are a bit over the top.
she might think im into devil worship or something kinky like that madonna film, which is definitely not the route i want to go down.
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No, I'm not talking about dozens of candles, just one or two.

Trust me she'll appreciate the effort plus everybody can look good in candlelight.

Very romantic...no better way to wank off in front of a bird.
 
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Play her a medley of John Shuttleworth tunes.

That'll get her juices flowing nicely.
 
well, ive gone for it, kind of.
sent her an e-mail which includes this link
http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=97760&criteria=WEBCAM&doy=25m1
just said that ive seen one on sale for a tenner (which is a lie, paid full whack for mine) and is it worth getting, because she knows more about these things than me.
also asked if i get any trouble setting it up, can she help me out, as shes got experience.

obviously added in a few smileys etc. not exactly suggestive, but gives a big enough hint, and if she shows no enthusiasm for the idea i can just say they were sold out.
pretty clever even if i do say so myself
 
Your a natural john.
 
This is one of the best threads so far of 2007.
 
any word john? when your talking to her om cam suggest its getting a little cool in your room then excuse her walk over take off your t shirt (making sure she can see) and put on your wooly fleece than way she will see your 6 pack and maybe she will return the favour, but dont let on you know she saw
 
john.m20 said:
i was thinking about something like that, not going straight into sexy stuff.
im quite a proficient keyboard player, and was thinking of moving my keyboard upstairs and offering to play her a song on camera?
music is the food of love and all that, maybe one thing could lead to another and she would offer to do a naked dance in return.
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Just..........awesome. And a new sig replacing:

'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'
fucking devious cow.
john.m20 11/12/06
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John, your a breath of fresh air. I love reading your posts.

Keep us updated. :D
 
This guys a stud!:D

Any more pics yet mate?
 
Go for it John, i would, even tho she is a bit rough. Fuck it i say, its all good gfun, as for the webcam, go for it too, if she has a webcam shes definately gain.
 
I reckon shes alright, superb set of tits on her. Just make sure she aint hidin somethin downstairs ;)
 
Look at the fucking conk on it! :D
 
Just read faceparty 1 and 2!! Excellent work again John. My female friend said the way to do it is get them on cam just chatting then slowly start being more suggestive. She said it works every time.

BTW i missed the ending of your babestation affair, how did it all end?
Take it that it didnt end well or else you wouldnt be on faceparty.
 
WUM and a very ugly one at that.
 
"Car crash" must be hermaphrodite for sex change op. Fucking hell lad, that is one fugly biatch. If you do meet with her for a fuck, it's you that is going to get an arse raping off her/him. It's probably got a clit the size of your index finger.

The fucking beak on it must be chiselled modelled on frank Bruno's.
 
i never thought anyone could look like Grace off Big Brother but actually be uglier
 
redmania said:
"Car crash" must be hermaphrodite for sex change op. Fucking hell lad, that is one fugly biatch. If you do meet with her for a fuck, it's you that is going to get an arse raping off her/him. It's probably got a clit the size of your index finger.

The fucking beak on it must be chiselled modelled on frank Bruno's.
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right, was going to keep this one for the private collection, but sod it.
if you still think shes an ugly bloke after seeing this you must be gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.

http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24588_Picture1166_122_466lo.jpg
 
no reply yet lads. i did send it quite late though, and she doesnt normally log on til about 3.30 in the day, so im not worried yet.
 
I think you should send a few more messages jus to make sure?
 
Is this one of Bollocks threads? The writings very similar.
 
elsupremo said:
I think you should send a few more messages jus to make sure?
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ill give it another hour or two before taking that step.
ive send a copy of the e-mail as a private message to her faceparty account though, just in case.
 
So what happened to babestation girl? might aswell tell us why you wait for a reply

I would BTW
 
steve-07 said:
So what happened to babestation girl? might aswell tell us why you wait for a reply

I would BTW
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not much, its on the back burner because of this faceparty stuff.
i did have a little go at getting my own back though.
i got a voice-changer thing off e-bay, and it can alter your voice to make you sound like a girl.
so i rung her up a couple of weeks ago, put the voice changer on, and said her boyfriend jason had been cheating on her with me then hung up.
she looked a bit stunned, and went off air for a 'lunch break' shortly after.
she must have thought it was true, because she doesnt ever mention her boyfriend on tv, let alone his name.
no comeback off that one yet though.
 
john.m20 said:
not much, its on the back burner because of this faceparty stuff.
i did have a little go at getting my own back though.
i got a voice-changer thing off e-bay, and it can alter your voice to make you sound like a girl.
so i rung her up a couple of weeks ago, put the voice changer on, and said her boyfriend jason had been cheating on her with me then hung up.
she looked a bit stunned, and went off air for a 'lunch break' shortly after.
she must have thought it was true, because she doesnt ever mention her boyfriend on tv, let alone his name.
no comeback off that one yet though.
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:D :D :D :D

Winner of this years Perrier award at Edinburgh!
 
john.m20 said:
not much, its on the back burner because of this faceparty stuff.
i did have a little go at getting my own back though.
i got a voice-changer thing off e-bay, and it can alter your voice to make you sound like a girl.
so i rung her up a couple of weeks ago, put the voice changer on, and said her boyfriend jason had been cheating on her with me then hung up.
she looked a bit stunned, and went off air for a 'lunch break' shortly after.
she must have thought it was true, because she doesnt ever mention her boyfriend on tv, let alone his name.
no comeback off that one yet though.
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Classic this guy deserves an award
 
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