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CLASSIC: faceparty update

send me your pic john, I am curious now :D

John, don't get involved with this one , mate. She's not that much of an improvement on the last one.;)
 
I am actually worried that John might not be a wum
:eek:
 
i just asked her if she was proud of what shes done, stealing a young lads innocence, then just switched off.
i didnt want to hear her excuses

That's pure gold, is that.

I await your next thread.
 
i dunno. once bitten, twice shy and all that.
no offence, not saying your dodgy. your one of the loveliest people on here.
just dont want to send anything to anyone for a while :)

edit - this is meant in reply to villaburd. and yes, out of order that comment up there. ive seen that pic she posted and shes lovely.
 
right, off to watch the rest of 'fat men cant hunt' then going to bed.
need a lie down on the sofa and some horlicks, still a bit shook up.
cheers for your support everyone, sure ill get lucky one day :)
 
right, off to watch the rest of 'fat men cant hunt' then going to bed.
need a lie down on the sofa and some horlicks, still a bit shook up.
cheers for your support everyone, sure ill get lucky one day :)

you will John, nite :D
 
leave it out eh, i never once bigged myself up, pointless in you keep slagging me off

"Bigged myself up" :D Fuckin' 'ell.

Do you really give a fuck about what somebody says about your looks on a message board?


Come on, eh.
 
Is there a post with a link to all the pics in this thread. Been up to page 7 and can't be arsed looking any further! :)
 
"Bigged myself up" :D Fuckin' 'ell.

Do you really give a fuck about what somebody says about your looks on a message board?


Come on, eh.

Course i dont, but you have said all this to me before and it's boring now, that's all, it was weeks ago, why keep making stupid comments? Its pointless
 
right, off to watch the rest of 'fat men cant hunt' then going to bed.
need a lie down on the sofa and some horlicks, still a bit shook up.
cheers for your support everyone, sure ill get lucky one day :)

Night, mate.

Take a few days off and have a think about your next little adventure...I'm sure we'll all be waiting.;)
 
Course i dont, but you have said all this to me before and it's boring now, that's all, it was weeks ago, why keep making stupid comments? Its pointless

Have I?

I'm sorry, babe.

No more snidey comments. I promise.;) :)
 
mate, you're a fucking hero. I've not laughed SO hard in ages
 
WUM or not this is fuckin hilarious!
 
I've had to fight off falling asleep to make it through this thread, but it was worth it.

John mate, you're a legend. I await your next thread with great anticipation :)
 
This, Babestation and Punch thread fucking classics

John is either the stupidest person in the world or the funniest fucker living :D

KUTGW
 
where's the punch thread?
 
John M20 = Red Issue Legend. :D
 
Whats your faceparty address john m20?
 
John fella, sorry it didn't work out but my mate (a bird) has had a look at the forums when she's been over a few times and thinks you're a stand up guy. She's not fussy about looks but she loves your personality so PM me if you want her MSN!

Again, sorry mate.. you'll find true love one day though!
 
John fella, sorry it didn't work out but my mate (a bird) has had a look at the forums when she's been over a few times and thinks you're a stand up guy. She's not fussy about looks but she loves your personality so PM me if you want her MSN!

Again, sorry mate.. you'll find true love one day though!
are you trying to trick me mate?
no offence, just gotta be careful these days!
post a pic first, ill have a think
 
are you trying to trick me mate?
no offence, just gotta be careful these days!
post a pic first, ill have a think

you have a pm
 
face party account has gone.

had a v interesting pm off old trafford hitman though, could be something on the horizon there ;)
 
i was thinking about something like that, not going straight into sexy stuff.
im quite a proficient keyboard player, and was thinking of moving my keyboard upstairs and offering to play her a song on camera?
music is the food of love and all that, maybe one thing could lead to another and she would offer to do a naked dance in return.

This has gotta be a wind up....

Otherwise you really are sad!
 
This has gotta be a wind up....

Otherwise you really are sad!

heard it all before mate.
id like to out this thread to bed anyway, on to pastures new now :)
 
Bumps can be overused, but if ever a thread deserved one :D

Wum or not, fucking magnificent thread :D :D :D
 
fucks sake...only just stopped laughing at johns threads and you bump one....:D

if you do the bus stop one i may explode...:eek:


Ah, the bus stop one. Every Bollocks post was a laugh on its own!
 
have you sucked her dick yet?
 
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