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Get ya right hand warm then fella, unless of course ur left handed
 
fuck john her whole family could be watching or even the police, be careful johnlad. on the other hand when your wanking she could be flicking her bean take the positives out of this
 
john.m20 said:
she is a bit annoyed, apparently i dont look the same as my photo.
absolute rot, i touched it up in photoshop a bit but nothing major.
she says shes given me a lot with the pics in bras and that, and now i must give something back.
says i have to wank myself off on camera before she comes on and dos the same!
what shall i do? got about 5 mins to decide, said i needed to look for some porn to whack off to while shes gone to get a cuppa apparently.
not sure i like this, is it worth the possible reward?
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have you posted them pics on here? ive not read the whole thread but saw the first pic you posted
 
Just go for it John lad, no guts no glory!
 
right balls to it, you dont get anything good without risk in this life.
im just gonna pull it out and act like i was having a normal wank, this is all normal.
wish me luck. might not post for a while depending on how long it takes.
 
john.m20 said:
right balls to it, you dont get anything good without risk in this life.
im just gonna pull it out and act like i was having a normal wank, this is all normal.
wish me luck. might not post for a while depending on how long it takes.
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Back in 2 mins then? :D

Good luck fella!
 
ill hear from you in 20secs, are you predicting a big load or is this your 7th tonight already?
 
Have a good 'un John.

We'll be thinking of you.

But not in a gay way, obviously.
 
hope he doesn't suffer from stage fright
 
Right. Taking too long. Battery on its last legs.

Im off for a shower, brew and Prison Break - in that order.

Will check back tomorrow for developments.

Goodnight all x
 
well, i rubbed one out.
mercifully short, but possibly the unsexiest thing i have ever done!
was a real challenge that, just had to grit my teeth and get on with it though.
there is something not right with this girl.
she says she wants me to get hard (again) before she comes on cam.
so im here searching for some more porn to float my boat, thinking of giving up.
i feel like a bloody circus animal!
 
john.m20 said:
well, i rubbed one out.
mercifully short, but possibly the unsexiest thing i have ever done!
was a real challenge that, just had to grit my teeth and get on with it though.
there is something not right with this girl.
she says she wants me to get hard (again) before she comes on cam.
so im here searching for some more porn to float my boat, thinking of giving up.
i feel like a bloody circus animal!
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ermm mate, have u actually seen her on cam yet? cos im thinkin bad things haha
 
no, shes off cam. i can hear her though.
this just isnt happening, like trying to get blood out of a stone.
 
john i saw these 'blue pills' in ann summers for £2.50 each bit steep but fuck they do the trick so im told :rolleyes: gets you hard again in no time. maybe call it a night and tell her same time same place tomorrow and pop yourself to AS tomorrow and stock up, only way mate, trust me the only way
 
Tell her that you used the pics of her for that one, so she'll have to give you others to re-inspire you.
 
right, sod it.
i cant get it up again.
im telling her to get on cam now and get me going, or were over.
no more mr nice john.
 
Tell her you want to hear her moan like she's having sex, thats what you need to get another hard on, tell her while you wanking that you have got one of her pictures up on screen, women love all that dirty shit :cool:

This right here is exactly what the internet was made for
 
john.m20 said:
right, sod it.
i cant get it up again.
im telling her to get on cam now and get me going, or were over.
no more mr nice john.
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Thats the spirit!! If she dont obey KHITC
 
john.m20 said:
well, i rubbed one out.
mercifully short, but possibly the unsexiest thing i have ever done!
was a real challenge that, just had to grit my teeth and get on with it though.
there is something not right with this girl.
she says she wants me to get hard (again) before she comes on cam.
so im here searching for some more porn to float my boat, thinking of giving up.
i feel like a bloody circus animal!
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Might have to change my sig again!!!
 
john.m20 said:
right, sod it.
i cant get it up again.
im telling her to get on cam now and get me going, or were over.
no more mr nice john.
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:D :D
 
lads ive been had. gonna be sick.
 
Is it a bloke?
 
:confused: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
john.m20 said:
lads ive been had. gonna be sick.
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Johnny...say it aint so:(
 
not a bloke. worse in a way. i need another bath.
i took a picture. ill put it up, more as a warning than anything else.
just dont go over the top with the mickey taking ok?
i need another bath
 
put the pic up quick, im on the edge of me seat ere :D
 
Post it and let us have a look while your in the bath.
 
What's wrong with people these days?

An honest straightforward sensitive guy looking for a ladyfriend goes out of his way to embrace new technology and bares his soul, and some bastard takes advantage.

This is symptomatic of the general decline in civilisation.
 
hahahaha

you been murked mate??
 
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