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NONSENSE: Conspiracy theories, nonsense and cranks

Covid-19 was devised and released by David Gill to stop the scousers winning the league. .:eek:
 
The CIA coined the phrase

Of anyone who went against the official government narrative about JFKs murder.

A great bunch o' lads
 
Banjo said:
Of anyone who went against the official government narrative about JFKs murder.

A great bunch o' lads
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As if JFK was murdered :D The CIA abducted him, turned him black and put him into a nursing home in the Deep South.
Elvis Presley who had his life stolen from him by a impersonator, (who subsequently died) is in the room next to JFK. Together they fought an Egyptian vampire .... it's all here https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/
 
An OFFICIAL conspiracy theory thread?

Hmm, GADAB is Illuminati, confirmed...
 
5G is the real reason behind the Coronavirus
 
The IRA were run by British intelligence,
 
Icanhasblurjob? said:
Excellent idea for a thread about conspiracies. Plenty of scope for mega-bullshit and hilarity ripping the piss out SDB. If he turns up in here then I'm definitely taking the crazy cunt off ignore. :D
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Welcome to free speech.
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fergieschewy said:
5g is to blame.
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Streets empty, no protests, masts going up everywhere. .

Police on the streets to ensure its all done without any hitches...

Probably putting them in newly opened fracking holes being done at the same time..
 
Aliens in Stockings and Suspenders landed in GADAB's garden .
 
Britain's got talent.
 
The Kennedy assassination. Old hat but some interesting facts that many may not know:

  • Joseph Kennedy made a deal with Sam Giancana to deliver Illinois in the 1960 presidential election. Kennedy beat Nixon by 100,000 votes - scraped home
  • Giancana's price was a promise that JFK would not attempt to attack the organized crime families.
  • Bobby Kennedy, as Attorney General, conducted an extensive crusade against organized crime which caused the crime families (or groups if you like) a lot of pain. Something had to be done, especially as Joe Kennedy had promised them they would not be seriously attacked with JFK as President.
  • The Mafia could not go after Bobby Kennedy as his brother would move heaven and earth to take them down. However, if they took out JFK, with Johnson waiting in the wings - who hated Bobby, then they would be safe and sound as Bobby would no longer be Attorney General and Johnson would get what he wanted out of it all and this what happened.

    Just some facts about one of the elements with motives to want Kennedy dead - a matter of survival as they saw it. Cuban revolutionaries, the CIA, Soviets...all had strong reasons to see him gone. This here is just the organized crime reasons (their links to Cuban exiles is another story - If anyone's interested). :)

PS: One of Fergie's main passions is the JFK assassination. :)
 
The royal family might have tried to bump off Princess Di, but she would have survived if she had worn her seatbelt.
 
SmellyDirtBox said:
Welcome to free speech.
:cool:
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The vagueness of Q's clues and the willingness of his followers to make the most spurious connections to ongoing events is embarrassing, bordering on farcical. Tell me, if Q is real, why doesn't he give us some actual concrete predictions instead of speaking in riddles that can be linked retrospectively to just about anything, as 'proof' that the whole thing is legit? Whoever is behind the Q account is simply using the same age-old techniques as mediums/psychics and horoscopes who suck people in with vague predictions that have just enough detail that those who want to believe it can find some kind of personal meaning in them.

And that's just the thing, you want to believe this. You are passionately right-wing in your opinions; it isn't difficult for them to convince you that QAnon is real because you want it to be real. It would completely validate your worldview, prove you 'right' and satisfy your obvious need to believe there is something greater at play and that you are somehow special or enlightened for being able to see it where others cannot. That is, after all, the real crux of why people fall deeper and deeper down the conspiracy rabbit hole. They're unable to accept that the world is as it seems and that they themselves are not special, and are determined for there to be some grand machinations behind everything that most people can't see. Exactly the same kind of psychology behind why certain people will ignore logic and reason to instead follow religion.

If indeed there is any kind of conspiracy here involving some far reaching, shadowy deep state, logically you'd have to conclude that in all probability, Trump is actually the one in bed with the establishment, and the QAnon movement was actually started by the elites to cover up the real conspiracy. Thereby recruiting those conspiratorially-minded people who might otherwise blow the whole thing open. That is certainly more plausible than some higher-up in the US Government risking blowing the entire thing as well as incurring the wrath of the fearsome deep state, by going onto 8chan and openly exposing-but-not-really-exposing-just-little-clues-here-and-there the single biggest political and criminal conspiracy in human history.
 
I’m gonna go for vaccines

It’ll be an unpopular choice, most of the time it’s not even the right vaccine

If they’re so safe why is there a vaccine damage payment scheme,

https://www.gov.uk/vaccine-damage-payment

And that’s only for the ones who are severely disabled


The vaccine injury compensation program in USA has paid out around $4 billion so far up until the courts decided that vaccine manufacturers are not liable anymore

Soon it’ll most likely be illegal to even refuse them and I don’t see it as a good thing although I accept that probably most people will
 
Leviathan said:
The vagueness of Q's clues and the willingness of his followers to make the most spurious connections to ongoing events is embarrassing, bordering on farcical. Tell me, if Q is real, why doesn't he give us some actual concrete predictions instead of speaking in riddles that can be linked retrospectively to just about anything, as 'proof' that the whole thing is legit? Whoever is behind the Q account is simply using the same age-old techniques as mediums/psychics and horoscopes who suck people in with vague predictions that have just enough detail that those who want to believe it can find some kind of personal meaning in them.

And that's just the thing, you want to believe this. You are passionately right-wing in your opinions; it isn't difficult for them to convince you that QAnon is real because you want it to be real. It would completely validate your worldview, prove you 'right' and satisfy your obvious need to believe there is something greater at play and that you are somehow special or enlightened for being able to see it where others cannot. That is, after all, the real crux of why people fall deeper and deeper down the conspiracy rabbit hole. They're unable to accept that the world is as it seems and that they themselves are not special, and are determined for there to be some grand machinations behind everything that most people can't see. Exactly the same kind of psychology behind why certain people will ignore logic and reason to instead follow religion.

If indeed there is any kind of conspiracy here involving some far reaching, shadowy deep state, logically you'd have to conclude that in all probability, Trump is actually the one in bed with the establishment, and the QAnon movement was actually started by the elites to cover up the real conspiracy. Thereby recruiting those conspiratorially-minded people who might otherwise blow the whole thing open. That is certainly more plausible than some higher-up in the US Government risking blowing the entire thing as well as incurring the wrath of the fearsome deep state, by going onto 8chan and openly exposing-but-not-really-exposing-just-little-clues-here-and-there the single biggest political and criminal conspiracy in human history.
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Waste of time mate. Typed all that for fuck all. You're absolutely right but you've got as much chance of getting SDB, Bubbles or ianmatt to concede anything as hearing Trump say "I was wrong".

:rolleyes:
 
jose_mourinho said:
I’m gonna go for vaccines

It’ll be an unpopular choice, most of the time it’s not even the right vaccine

If they’re so safe why is there a vaccine damage payment scheme,

https://www.gov.uk/vaccine-damage-payment

And that’s only for the ones who are severely disabled


The vaccine injury compensation program in USA has paid out around $4 billion so far up until the courts decided that vaccine manufacturers are not liable anymore

Soon it’ll most likely be illegal to even refuse them and I don’t see it as a good thing although I accept that probably most people will
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How many people have been killed/severely injured by vaccines? How many have been saved by vaccines preventing illness?

I'll wait.
 
Metalflake said:
Blimey.....Of course we launched from our round planet in a spaceship that landed on a planet made of cheese!

Life on the moon was proved in a daily documentary series called The Clangers years ago as well.

The bloke wearing the tin foil hat early on reminded me of De Gea facing a pelanty! :D
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Interesting fact, the Clangers don't live on the moon.

The Clangers are unique, imaginary creatures; a family who live on a blue planet in space.
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https://www.clangers.com/
 
john c said:
5G is the real reason behind the Coronavirus
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ive been told this by a few different people. In fairness both were absolutely adamant that this was the case and proceeded (in true conspiracy theorist style) to bombard me with reasons why.
 
All conspiracy theories are created by the CIA, so that it distracts from the real shit that goes on.
 
fergieschewy said:
5g is to blame.
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Got this from a mate in the Dam!

Hallo xxxxxx

Yesterday the dutch government has made a extention , for four more weeks lockdown , perhaps untill june ?

Time to think about live and our freedom we are now giving away !!!!!!

Under this horrible lockdown i try to make it so good as possible , my health is still good .

Hopefully can i make it by Sept to be back in Chios , if their are still airline companies left, and of cours the tickets will be expensive.

Type in;

Contagion Full Movie English (2011) HD Coronavirus Movie

This is a long movie 2 hour and 49 min weergave 27 March 2020.

Something is very strange about that movie ,we are in the same situation today ,like a dream, perhaps a small group of people want to control the entire World population to lock us up as slaves.

In the maintime they Communist/Globalist created new laws / no more cashmoney , total control with G5 made in China and sold by the Communist/Globalist to the rest of the free ? World .

China the Super power created a masterplan to destroy the rest of the World , without a expensive War to fight , first created fear , and after 3/ 6 months lockdown the Western economy is destroyed !!!!!!

I hope that all people in the free world use their brains and boycot the G5 system and a cashless society what is coming in China ( total control of stupid slaves who don¨t complain )

Nice to live an your own Catamaran in freedom and happyness, away from all this shit !@#$%& so long as possible.

Best Regards,
Xxxxxx
 
They even said it

Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar said:
All conspiracy theories are created by the CIA, so that it distracts from the real shit that goes on.
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"We will know our disinformation program is complete, When everything the American people believes is false".

William Casey. CIA Director

( from first staff meeting 1981)
 
there was no local transport from 1975 until 1999 so city fans couldn't take over old Trafford because of course they all come from Manchester and all united fans live in London.
 
Red Robbo said:
ive been told this by a few different people. In fairness both were absolutely adamant that this was the case and proceeded (in true conspiracy theorist style) to bombard me with reasons why.
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I drove down the m25 today and the amount of dead birds etc did make me think of that, it's happened pretty much everywhere they've put it for the last year or so

I don't think the corona is caused by 5g but I do think the people who say it is have a bit of credibility
 
jose_mourinho said:
I drove down the m25 today and the amount of dead birds etc did make me think of that, it's happened pretty much everywhere they've put it for the last year or so

I don't think the corona is caused by 5g but I do think the people who say it is have a bit of credibility
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I drove from Norwich to London c 15 years ago and stopped counting dead pheasants when I got to 20.

Maybe they were prototype testing as it is very flat there.
 
the white pele said:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1mQZEIU_SU

So apparently coronavirus is just a front so trump and Qanon can rescue cloned kids from underground lizard people tunnels.


https://mobile.twitter.com/bzbnialei88/status/1245566665464651777?s=09

It must be true!
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"Tom Hanks has a torture chamber built in his house where he rapes kids"

She knows this because the builders told somebody.

Tom "Can you secretly build me a torture chamber in my house on the down low please"

Builder "Well sure Mr Hanks, what size room were you thinking"

Tom "Oh I'd not really thought? Big enough to rape children perhaps, maybe paint some cartoon characters on the wall. Woody from Toy Story sodomising Buzz Lightyear would be my preference"

Builder "Ok Mr Hanks .............................. that's, er, quite funny"

Tom "I'm not joking. You won't tell anyone will you?"

Builder "Of course not Mr Hanks, you'd tell all your friends I did a terrible job if I did wouldn't you, wouldn't want my business drying up"

Tom "Indeed"

Builder "So I won't go to the police and tell them, I wouldn't want Hollywood black listing me. But how about I tell other people anonymously, you know so they can tell everyone on youtube that you're raping kids in your torture chamber?"

Tom "Yeah, so that's ok. Just do it anonymously"

Builder "Will do Mr Hanks, enjoy your child raping"
 
Give a dag a bone said:
"Tom Hanks has a torture chamber built in his house where he rapes kids"

She knows this because the builders told somebody.

Tom "Can you secretly build me a torture chamber in my house on the down low please"

Builder "Well sure Mr Hanks, what size room were you thinking"

Tom "Oh I'd not really thought? Big enough to rape children perhaps, maybe paint some cartoon characters on the wall. Woody from Toy Story sodomising Buzz Lightyear would be my preference"

Builder "Ok Mr Hanks .............................. that's, er, quite funny"

Tom "I'm not joking. You won't tell anyone will you?"

Builder "Of course not Mr Hanks, you'd tell all your friends I did a terrible job if I did wouldn't you, wouldn't want my business drying up"

Tom "Indeed"

Builder "So I won't go to the police and tell them, I wouldn't want Hollywood black listing me. But how about I tell other people anonymously, you know so they can tell everyone on youtube that you're raping kids in your torture chamber?"

Tom "Yeah, so that's ok. Just do it anonymously"

Builder "Will do Mr Hanks, enjoy your child raping"
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So you saw the cctv footage as well.
#qanon
 
Give a dag a bone said:
"Tom Hanks has a torture chamber built in his house where he rapes kids"

She knows this because the builders told somebody.

Tom "Can you secretly build me a torture chamber in my house on the down low please"

Builder "Well sure Mr Hanks, what size room were you thinking"

Tom "Oh I'd not really thought? Big enough to rape children perhaps, maybe paint some cartoon characters on the wall. Woody from Toy Story sodomising Buzz Lightyear would be my preference"

Builder "Ok Mr Hanks .............................. that's, er, quite funny"

Tom "I'm not joking. You won't tell anyone will you?"

Builder "Of course not Mr Hanks, you'd tell all your friends I did a terrible job if I did wouldn't you, wouldn't want my business drying up"

Tom "Indeed"

Builder "So I won't go to the police and tell them, I wouldn't want Hollywood black listing me. But how about I tell other people anonymously, you know so they can tell everyone on youtube that you're raping kids in your torture chamber?"

Tom "Yeah, so that's ok. Just do it anonymously"

Builder "Will do Mr Hanks, enjoy your child raping"
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:D
 
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