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CLASSIC: those tv channels you ring up.....

have a tattoo of her name across your forehead, tell her it's a xmas present.
 
Panic said:
Find out her surname, once you do that you should be able to find her address. You could leave roses on her doorstep. Or, ring up and invite her over for a meal, say you've bought the food and everything.

Good luck.
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she told me her surname, and i managed to get what area of london shes in out of her. looked it up on b4usearch.com but nothing came up. think she must be off the electoral roll.


some tossers talking to her :mad:
if i had her mobile i wouldnt have to wait to speak to her. ill make this point when i finally get through
 
what channel
 
I don't see what her problem is. She must meet the most charming, interesting and fulfilled people in her job as a phone sex operative. her reticence astounds me
 
wum
 
john.m20 said:
against babestation policy to give out details of where its filmed, already asked.
and all calls are recorded so she might get sacked for doing it.
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post of the day
 
think ive fucked up lads!
rung her up and was chatting about xmas for a bit, then i asked her again for her phone number, politely.
she said she hasnt got one and i got a bit aggressive, asking why she was lying to me etc.
i said stupid things when im flustered, and i came out with 'give me your number or ill kill myself'
i knew id made a mistake when i said it, her face changed and she started talking to someone off camera.
she said dont do anything stupid and gave me her mobile number.
delighted she gave it to me obv, but how do i explain the threat to kill myself?
if i say i meant it shell think im unstable, nad if i say i was joking she'll think i was leading her on?
 
john.m20 said:
think ive fucked up lads!
rung her up and was chatting about xmas for a bit, then i asked her again for her phone number, politely.
she said she hasnt got one and i got a bit aggressive, asking why she was lying to me etc.
i said stupid things when im flustered, and i came out with 'give me your number or ill kill myself'
i knew id made a mistake when i said it, her face changed and she started talking to someone off camera.
she said dont do anything stupid and gave me her mobile number.
delighted she gave it to me obv, but how do i explain the threat to kill myself?
if i say i meant it shell think im unstable, nad if i say i was joking she'll think i was leading her on?
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Just don't mention it and i doubt she will either, you have got a result today son be proud of yourself
 
:D

Christ, no one thought of that one.

Good move.
 
john.m20 said:
think ive fucked up lads!
rung her up and was chatting about xmas for a bit, then i asked her again for her phone number, politely.
she said she hasnt got one and i got a bit aggressive, asking why she was lying to me etc.
i said stupid things when im flustered, and i came out with 'give me your number or ill kill myself'
i knew id made a mistake when i said it, her face changed and she started talking to someone off camera.
she said dont do anything stupid and gave me her mobile number.
delighted she gave it to me obv, but how do i explain the threat to kill myself?
if i say i meant it shell think im unstable, nad if i say i was joking she'll think i was leading her on?
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tell her you just wanted to prove how much she meant she should be fine with that, if she's still not convinced it might be worth proposing.
 
John kill yourself regardless of what she does or doesn't do


You know it makes sense you fucking cunt
 
Please Please someone close this thread or delete it i cant take anymore

:D :D :D
 
Cantona's Collar said:
Just don't mention it and i doubt she will either, you have got a result today son be proud of yourself
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cheers mate.
i know i might not have gone about it the right way, but at the end of the day ive got the number of a girl on tv. not many blokes can say that.
she finishes at 4 so ill give her 10 minutes or so get sorted and then im gonna send her a text.
wish me luck lads :)
 
have you made any plans about marriage yet? she'll be overcome with the news
 
:D :D

An enjoyable read!!
 
:D

deary fucking me, classical shit, ask her if you can take her out john lad
 
I assume it's filmed in London, isn't it?

Do you think you can make a long distance relationship work?
 
john.m20 said:
cheers mate.
i know i might not have gone about it the right way, but at the end of the day ive got the number of a girl on tv. not many blokes can say that.
she finishes at 4 so ill give her 10 minutes or so get sorted and then im gonna send her a text.
wish me luck lads :)
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10mins is a bit excessive. She might think that you've lost interest and move on.
 
NKM said:
Please Please someone close this thread or delete it i cant take anymore
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This is the best thread on here in ages. NFT
 
john your so fucked up its funny
 
right sent her a text. said sorry for being a bit ott. just asked what shes doing after work and told her to watch monarchy by david starkey if shes staying in.
absolutely brikcing it now. hope she doesnt take too long to reply :)
 
Its probably the mobile number of the doctor on call at the local mental hospital.....
Fuck me, where do these people come from?
 
Whotookmyname? said:
Its probably the mobile number of the doctor on call at the local mental hospital.....
Fuck me, where do these people come from?
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would explain why she's such a good listener...

how does she fit it all in on one shift? You've got it sorted John
 
the one on the left with the massive tits is fit
 
she finished at 4, shes not on it anymore.
still no reply btw :(
 
elsupremo said:
ha! she "finished" just before someone asked!
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eh?
ive been saying she finsihed at 4 for ages. anyone who watched earlier can confirm it, she had blonde hair.

still no reply....
 
Send her a txt saying that you're going to kill yourself if she doesn't reply.
 
john.m20 said:
eh?
ive been saying she finsihed at 4 for ages. anyone who watched earlier can confirm it, she had blonde hair.

still no reply....
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RULES
 
john.m20 said:
whatever mate.
i think youre just a bit jealous because you havent been flirting with a gorgeous 20-year old today.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!! :D :D

They're all 35 year old frumpy housewives putting on their sexiest voices! They have phone line put in the spare bedroom and whenever it calls they stop the ironing and chat to sad perves like you!
 
Kano said:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! :D :D

They're all 35 year old frumpy housewives putting on their sexiest voices! They have phone line put in the spare bedroom and whenever it calls they stop the ironing and chat to sad perves like you!
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shes on telly mate, i could see her while i was talking.
i asked her to wiggle her bum for me and she did, so i know its her.
 
Seek professional help as quickly as possible. If you think some slapper off a fucking internet porn cam website is interested in you, you are seriously missing a couple of marbles.

Her job is to keep loosers like you paying as long as possible. She'll say ANYTHING and do anything (within reason) to keep you online.

You're a fucking tool if you think otherwise you sad fucking act. :rolleyes:
 
How do you subscribe to a thread? I'm off home now but will have to check this later.
 
John after i dig your nana up you might as well shag that it's the only fanny your going to get you cunt
 
Kano said:
Seek professional help as quickly as possible. If you think some slapper off a fucking internet porn cam website is interested in you, you are seriously missing a couple of marbles.

Her job is to keep loosers like you paying as long as possible. She'll say ANYTHING and do anything (within reason) to keep you online.

You're a fucking tool if you think otherwise you sad fucking act. :rolleyes:
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its not on the internet and its not porn you idiot. its just chatting.
and if youd read the thread youd see ive got her mobile number, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it

still no reply...
 
my sister used to work for babestation. she used to get some right sad cunts ringing in too!:rolleyes: one of them was this pervy magician who banged on about his "magic wand" all the time. the money was brill tho if my memory serves me correctly. takes all sorts doesn't it?
 
DavidBellion said:
my sister used to work for babestation. she used to get some right sad cunts ringing in too!:rolleyes: one of them was this pervy magician who banged on about his "magic wand" all the time. the money was brill tho if my memory serves me correctly. takes all sorts doesn't it?
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john.m20 said:
its not on the internet and its not porn you idiot. its just chatting.
and if youd read the thread youd see ive got her mobile number, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it

still no reply...
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Whatever the method, phone, internet, strip club - it's the same fucking thing.

She'll have 2 mobiles - one to give to the sad cunts that constantly ask for her number and her proper one.

Grow up you fucking tool.
 
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