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john.m20

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and get to speak to the girl you see on the screen.
absolutely brilliant, best £40 ive ever spent. had a lovely chat for twenty minutes about whats going on in the news, with this girl called stacey.
bloody gorgeous she was. blew me a kiss when it was time to hang up and everything. said id give her another ring tomorrow and talk about how my days been.
really lookin forward to it now.
 
Why didn't you just go and get a brass you stupid cunt?
 
and thats all your talking about eh?
;) :D
 
Machete said:
Why didn't you just go and get a brass you stupid cunt?
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It's because you've already killed 4 recently you socially inept weirdo.
 
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ha ha , kind of reminds me of a mate I used to know, he used to phone up these live chat porn lines in the Bahamas and such places for about 1.50 a minute and then just chat to them When asked why , he answered that he only does it when on speed and cant sleep, but he cant crack one off either so he just has a chat to them !!

My reply(when he had his phone cut off) Phone the samaritans , its cheaper !!
 
john.m20 said:
and get to speak to the girl you see on the screen.
absolutely brilliant, best £40 ive ever spent. had a lovely chat for twenty minutes about whats going on in the news, with this girl called stacey.
bloody gorgeous she was. blew me a kiss when it was time to hang up and everything. said id give her another ring tomorrow and talk about how my days been.
really lookin forward to it now.
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Right that's it

where's my fucking spade
 
Machete said:
Why didn't you just go and get a brass you stupid cunt?
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theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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I hope you get knocked down by a road sweeper you boring cunt
 
whatever mate.
i think youre just a bit jealous because you havent been flirting with a gorgeous 20-year old today.
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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:D :D :D :D
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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WUM or you're that serial prozzie killer!
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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john.m20 said:
whatever mate.
i think youre just a bit jealous because you havent been flirting with a gorgeous 20-year old today.
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:D :D :D :D
If you're not a wum you should seriously consider ending it all asap. How do you know I was talking about them prostitutes?

Guilty as fuck
 
a right bunch of sadsacks on here.
sod it, im gonna ring her up again now. will she think its a bit weird me ringing up twice in one day? or does it just show im interested?
 
she will appreciate your consideration and think you are kind and nice. However may i suggest that before you call buy some BT shares as they should prove a good long term investment.*

Why not ask her 'what's a nice girl like you doing this?'

Good luck


*Prices of shares can go up, down and sideways.
 
She'll know your interested, your well in there chap....
 
shes on the phone to some weapon :mad:
she looks like shes enjoying it more than my phone call, shes laughing her bloody head off on the tv.
bitch. im gonna ask her what shes playing at when i get through.
 
john.m20 said:
shes on the phone to some weapon :mad:
she looks like shes enjoying it more than my phone call, shes laughing her bloody head off on the tv.
bitch. im gonna ask her what shes playing at when i get through.
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John you are the shittest wum this board has ever seen

Go away and i wont dig your nana up again OK
 
Paulsalford said:
John you are the shittest wum this board has ever seen

Go away and i wont dig your nana up again OK
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dont care if you think im a wum.
channel 906, get it on. ill be on in a bit.
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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You complete mug:D
 
john.m20 said:
theres nothing sexual about it. least not yet.
i'll tell you when i ring her up tomorrow, you can all watch if you like.
i made her laugh with a joke about those dead prostitutes today actually.
she said im not like the other blokes that ring up.
i cant stop thinking about her to be honest. maybe i should ask for her real number tomorrow, so it doesnt cost me that much to speak to her?
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wum
 
right, just rang up and had a quick talk. shes only doing this to put her through uni apparently. she does seem quite smart, not like the other girls.
then i asked for her mobile number, because it was costing me a lot of money. she said she hasnt got a mobile, and this is the only way i could speak to her. i dont think she'd lie to me, but is it just me or is that a bit suspicious?? :(
 
john.m20 said:
right, just rang up and had a quick talk. shes only doing this to put her through uni apparently. she does seem quite smart, not like the other girls.
then i asked for her mobile number, because it was costing me a lot of money. she said she hasnt got a mobile, and this is the only way i could speak to her. i dont think she'd lie to me, but is it just me or is that a bit suspicious?? :(
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I hope you die an horrible death
 
:D

Very funny thread.

Well done.
 
john.m20 said:
right, just rang up and had a quick talk. shes only doing this to put her through uni apparently. she does seem quite smart, not like the other girls.
then i asked for her mobile number, because it was costing me a lot of money. she said she hasnt got a mobile, and this is the only way i could speak to her. i dont think she'd lie to me, but is it just me or is that a bit suspicious?? :(
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I think the rapport that you obviously have with her means that you would know, deep down, if she was lying. Don't let suspicion ruin what you two have.

But you need to find out why she seemed to enjoy that other man's call so much. Perhaps he scratched the itch that you can't reach!
 
she won't give you her number straight away, you'll have to be persistant & ring in for ages. When she gets to know you i'm sure she'll even want to meet up for a drink sometime, maybe more...
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:D
 
You went to far with the WUM saying i don't think she would lie to me

Still better then most efforts
 
everyone's a critic
 
not fussed if you think im a wum, shows i must be doing something right if you think my life is that interesting it has to be made-up.

got a little idea to get her number, but think it might be be going a bit far.
would basically be emotional blackmail. should i try it?
 
explain
 
not on here.
but basically i would be asking her to make a decision.
if she does really like speaking to me, she would have to give me her phone number.
 
you know what you should do to get her number....find out where it is recorded then just hang around the entrance all day for a month. She'll see you are serious, and she'll find that endearing
 
against babestation policy to give out details of where its filmed, already asked.
and all calls are recorded so she might get sacked for doing it.
 
Russell Crowe said:
you know what you should do to get her number....find out where it is recorded then just hang around the entrance all day for a month. She'll see you are serious, and she'll find that endearing
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That's the best plan yet, it will definitley work once she's seen how much effort you've gone to. Bring some flowers and choclates too and photoshop a picture of the two of you together and show it to her. you could always ring the office, heres the number:

Babestation's Office Number is 08712 220 154, give em a ring and ask where she lives....
 
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Babestation is on all day now! do they only get naked in the evening then?

Niiiiiiiice.

I agree, keep ringing her and asking for her number, never give up, she'll give in some time or other, also go and stand outside the place like has been mentioned, she'll be putty in your hands once you see how much she cares.

make sure when you dump the body to dig a proper grave, bodys are always found in shallow graves arent they, remember that.
 
don't forget to use lime too to help the body decay faster, they can't i.d. it if its gone to fuck!
 
very funny lads.
i'm not a nutcase, i know im probably never going to get together with her.
dont see why she cant give me her number and let us chat and text just as mates though.
balls to it, gonna give her another ring. think she knocks off at 4.
 
You are going to have to meet her in person before she takes you seriously. She's probably been hurt before and may have lingering doubts, thinking you're like all the other players who fucked her over. You have to show her how yes, you may be a player, but you're willing to curb those ways and settle down with her.

Find out her surname, once you do that you should be able to find her address. You could leave roses on her doorstep. Or, ring up and invite her over for a meal, say you've bought the food and everything.

Good luck.
 
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