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CLASSIC: those tv channels you ring up.....

Kano said:
Whatever the method, phone, internet, strip club - it's the same fucking thing.

She'll have 2 mobiles - one to give to the sad cunts that constantly ask for her number and her proper one.

Grow up you fucking tool.
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looks like someone's been snubbed
 
dont give up john mate! persistence is the key here

she may be out with her fella or summat which is why she wont text back, but i'm sure she will be gagging to be on her own so she can text you

send her another though just incase that other one didnt get through
 
Kano said:
Whatever the method, phone, internet, strip club - it's the same fucking thing.

She'll have 2 mobiles - one to give to the sad cunts that constantly ask for her number and her proper one.

Grow up you fucking tool.
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not being funny, but arent you the lad that found out his girlfriend was a prostitute? youre probably still bitter about women in general.
their not all devious slags believe it or not. now leave me alone.
 
Funny as fuck thread.

I hope its true because its funny as fuck but to be honest I wouldnt get your hopes up :D :D :D
 
Mack The Knife said:
send her another though just incase that other one didnt get through
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good idea mate. do i just send the exact same message as the first one so it looks like im just resending it because of an error.
or do just make a new message and kind of ask if she got the first one? could come across as a bit obsessive that.
its a bloody minefield this!! :D
 
DavidBellion said:
my sister used to work for babestation. she used to get some right sad cunts ringing in too!:rolleyes: one of them was this pervy magician who banged on about his "magic wand" all the time. the money was brill tho if my memory serves me correctly. takes all sorts doesn't it?
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What was her name?
 
I think she deserves a new message, don't you?
 
Class

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john.m20 said:
good idea mate. do i just send the exact same message as the first one so it looks like im just resending it because of an error.
or do just make a new message and kind of ask if she got the first one? could come across as a bit obsessive that.
its a bloody minefield this!! :D
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send a different one telling her you were worried the other didnt get through, that should get a response
 
Red_Cockney99 said:
This thread is up there with the best. I've seen all that babestation rubbish on the tele, but I wouldn't EVER call 'em up.. Don't get me wrong, they're all fit, but they're there to make money.. Sorry John, you're a sad cunt, you should be doing more productive things on a monday afternoon.. Or at the least, watch some real fuckin' porn.. Anyway, I reckon you should give that number a bell, and when the receptionist asks you what department you would like, just tell 'em your name and they'll put you straight through to mentalists dep.

(At the least mate, can you leave her clothes on once you've finished with the body)
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hrmm, registered in december and thats your first post. hrmmm, i smell wum. whats your usual username then?
 
Your well in there mate, a friend of mine met that girl, seems she loves meeting strangers she talks to on the phone, it gets her off.
Anyway to cut a long story short, he met her 3 or 4 times, fired the load up her hole each time, she was like an animal.
Bast of luck John.;)
 
send the origional message then if she gets it twice you can say oh well i only sent it once there must have been an error :D
 
john.m20 said:
whatever mate.
i think youre just a bit jealous because you havent been flirting with a gorgeous 20-year old today.
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that really reminds me of Napoleon Dynamites brother

"just because I've been chatting with babes online all day"
 
heinze 4 said:
send the origional message then if she gets it twice you can say oh well i only sent it once there must have been an error :D
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hrmm, conflicting advice. mack and snarl say new message, you say resend the old one. dunno what to do.
 
john.m20 said:
hrmm, conflicting advice. mack and snarl say new message, you say resend the old one. dunno what to do.
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you want her to know you're keen mate! get a new one sent
 
Wum?

Because it's my first post, that means i'm a WUM.. I don't necessarily post much anyway, but i've created a new username. Don't need to explain myself to you. You're a mug..
 
definetly new message - she must have just misunderstood the old one, either that or she's worried she'll come across as desperate
 
right, i've sent the first one again and sent a new one asking if she got my first message, because my phones been playing up recently.
she cant ignore 3 text messages really.
and the first one being sent twice makes sense because i said my phone was playing up.
 
john.m20 said:
right, i've sent the first one again and sent a new one asking if she got my first message, because my phones been playing up recently.
she cant ignore 3 text messages really.
and the first one being sent twice makes sense because i said my phone was playing up.
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Jesus...:rolleyes:
 
john.m20 said:
she told me her surname, and i managed to get what area of london shes in out of her. looked it up on b4usearch.com but nothing came up. think she must be off the electoral roll.


some tossers talking to her :mad:
if i had her mobile i wouldnt have to wait to speak to her. ill make this point when i finally get through
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Do you live in Suffolk?
 
john.m20 said:
right, i've sent the first one again and sent a new one asking if she got my first message, because my phones been playing up recently.
she cant ignore 3 text messages really.
and the first one being sent twice makes sense because i said my phone was playing up.
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good lad, follow it up with a phone call later if she doesnt reply, she may not have a sound that alerts her to text messages.

or, one bell her, and text her saying you rang it by mistake, then she has to read all the texts!
 
Up there with the stuck in the lift thread...:D
 
Mack The Knife said:
or, one bell her, and text her saying you rang it by mistake, then she has to read all the texts!
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cracking idea!
i might one bell her now, ideally i want to know where i stand by 6'o'clock.
 
john.m20 said:
cracking idea!
i might one bell her now, ideally i want to know where i stand by 6'o'clock.
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You'll be standing with your head in your hands saying "fuckin hell what will i tell mummy when she sees the phone bill". :rolleyes:



Fuck me it's true what they say,"there's one in every village".
 
i'd say the chances of him "belling her" were slim to none personally :confused:
 
RED PABLO said:
You'll be standing with your head in your hands saying "fuckin hell what will i tell mummy when she sees the phone bill". :rolleyes:

Fuck me it's true what they say,"there's one in every village".
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havent got a missus so there's no worries there. can do what i want.
 
got a text back!
bit of a kick in the balls though. says 'who are you?'
just realised i didnt explain who i was in the first text, and she obviously hasnt got my number, so its probably confused her a bit.
replied explaining i was john so lets see what she says now
 
john.m20 said:
got a text back!
bit of a kick in the balls though. says 'who are you?'
just realised i didnt explain who i was in the first text, and she obviously hasnt got my number, so its probably confused her a bit.
replied explaining i was john so lets see what she says now
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good lad
 
john.m20 said:
not being funny, but arent you the lad that found out his girlfriend was a prostitute? youre probably still bitter about women in general.
their not all devious slags believe it or not. now leave me alone.
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Yep that's me, fame at last! I wasn't that arsed actually, only saw her 4 times over 3 weeks, so no big deal.

Slightly off thread, but does anybody know where I can get a cheap train ticket to Ipswitch? My last couple have cost a fortune.. ;)

Anyway back to topic, I still reckon you're being a tool. Reminds me of once when I was in Longlegs years ago on a birthday do and an odd chinese man gave one of the strippers a birthday present, when he left they all gave him a load of shit calling him a sad cunt.. It's just her WORK ffs.

Here's a question you can ask her mate, ask her what her REAL name is. I guarantee the name she uses "at work" isn't her real name. See what she says.
 
Make sure you're clear

Tell her your the John who called her a few times as there may have been other Johns... Remind her that you're the one who said you'd kill yourself..
 
its all gone to shit lads, just got this message back :(

'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow. if she didnt want to give me her number she should have just said, i wouldnt have minded.
shes made it personal now, talking about getting the dibble involved is well over the top! :mad:

off to console myself with a chicken kiev and chips, please let this drop to the bottom. feel like a right bloody tit now :o :(
 
john.m20 said:
its all gone to shit lads, just got this message back :(

'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow. if she didnt want to give me her number she should have just said, i wouldnt have minded.
shes made it personal now, talking about getting the dibble involved is well over the top! :mad:

off to console myself with a chicken kiev and chips, please let this drop to the bottom. feel like a right bloody tit now :o :(
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Theirs always your nana remember
 
DavidBellion said:
my sister used to work for babestation. she used to get some right sad cunts ringing in too!:rolleyes: one of them was this pervy magician who banged on about his "magic wand" all the time. the money was brill tho if my memory serves me correctly. takes all sorts doesn't it?
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Must be a right slag :D
 
See! I fucking told you so.

Put this one down to experience. There's a saying:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

Learn from it and don't be as guilible next time.
 
A good WUM this thread but still funny though.
 
john.m20 said:
'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow. if she didnt want to give me her number she should have just said, i wouldnt have minded.
shes made it personal now, talking about getting the dibble involved is well over the top!
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Maybe the "i'll kill myself" line was what threw her :eek:

:D
 
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