CLASSIC: those tv channels you ring up.....

[red van nistelrooy]

ha ha , kind of reminds me of a mate I used to know, he used to phone up these live chat porn lines in the Bahamas and such places for about 1.50 a minute and then just chat to them When asked why , he answered that he only does it when on speed and cant sleep, but he cant crack one off either so he just has a chat to them !!

My reply(when he had his phone cut off) Phone the samaritans , its cheaper !!

Isn't that nicked from that film Human Traffic?

 

[Goldie]

mum will have my tea ready at 6, and i can't eat on a nervous stomach.

Brilliant.

 

[Gaz22]

This thread is gold.

 

[you_are_my_solskjaer]

Isn't that nicked from that film Human Traffic?

 

[Amadou Konte]

Amazing thread.

 

[Roooooney]

I think I'll do myself in if I read anymore of this, this is fucking magical!

1,000,000/10

 

[Redwinevino]

Fucking Brillant

 

[livelylobster]

We need more threads like this. Fucking Classic.

 

[BBB]

only just read this after the faceparty one.

my chest is gonna burst

 

[legendary saf]

Haahahah

 

[vitty]

Good times, good times

 

[domfh89]

Good times, good times

Trust a vegetarian to bring this back up.

Gay.

 

[vitty]

Get a job, you lazy student cunt

 

[domfh89]

Suck my cock, you ginger veggie cunt.

 

[vitty]

See you at the cup final, but make sure you're alright to sort out Athens next week if we make it through.

 

[Forum Sheriff]

Am i right in thinking that John.M20 has now left the forum after being hounded out by some prick, whose name escapes me. I think John was entertaining us with another story and some prick took it all serious and started getting the police involved.


Lets have a Simpsons style lynching party and try and establish which cockend it was that killed the character of John.M20

 

[forwards]

bttt a forum classic.

 

[macawber]

Still makes me laugh now, this and 'theres a bloke stuck in the lift at work' were true classics.

 

[rouge diablo]

did john do the one about the fish that was threatening him?

 

[united147]

did john do the one about the fish that was threatening him?

"I want to execute a tropical fish"

Got the piss taken out of him from people on a fish forum

 

[12Cantona]

"I want to execute a tropical fish"

Got the piss taken out of him from people on a fish forum

that imo was the best thread of all time.

 

[dublin-red]

Am i right in thinking that John.M20 has now left the forum after being hounded out by some prick, whose name escapes me. I think John was entertaining us with another story and some prick took it all serious and started getting the police involved.


Lets have a Simpsons style lynching party and try and establish which cockend it was that killed the character of John.M20

bttt. is john gone for good? dont suppose anyone has links to some of his other thread cos this and the tropical fish one have ha me laughin for the last 3 days. whos the prick that got him away?

 

[rouge diablo]

bttt. is john gone for good? dont suppose anyone has links to some of his other thread cos this and the tropical fish one have ha me laughin for the last 3 days. whos the prick that got him away?

you cunt.

i was going to bed....

 

[Yorks-Red]

Oh ffs, i thought the legend was back then

 

[I wank dags as a hobby]

 

[JasonTodd]

quality thread

and the follow up

http://www.forums.redissue.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35524

 

[History]

Hahaha This thread has to stay!!!

 

[E=MC Hammer]

This is the guy who wanted to assasinate his fish remember? He's brilliant.

 

[JG79]

all of his thread have to be brought back.

COME BACK JOHN!

 

[NW3427]

mum will have my tea ready at 6, and i can't eat on a nervous stomach.

this is by far the best post on here!

 

[sandinista]

And now we're left with..................Slough Red

 

[cool_as_duck]

John you are the shittest wum this board has ever seen

i've just found myself asking the same question john did when the young lady never replied to his first txt.

admittedly mine's not off babestation, but still, what to do, what to do?

 

[prometheus]

thank god this thread was saved from the cull.... absolute genius....

 

[1001011011]

Just read it for the first time. Havent laughed like that in a long time. Anyone got a link to this fish one you were talking about? Why has he not been online for a year?

 

[prometheus]

I had them all in my subscriptions but it seems all the rest bar this one went in the cull yeseterday...


Poor auld John was hounded off the forum by some retarded keyboard warriors that gave him nothing but abuse whereas the majority of us tried to help him achieve his ambitions with the babestation girl, the removal of the tropical fish etc... never been heard from again unfortunately...

 

[Teabagger]

BTTT for old times sake re-the best thread ever thread!

 

[1001011011]

BTTT for old times sake re-the best thread ever thread!

Agreed

 

[mufcalex]

Just read this for the first time ever! Comedy fucking gold!

We need this john bloke back... surely somebody has a way to get in contact with him?

 

[crackers1]

Just read this for the first time ever! Comedy fucking gold!

We need this john bloke back... surely somebody has a way to get in contact with him?

Same here the man is class find him and get him back on here