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CLASSIC: those tv channels you ring up.....

john.m20 said:
its all gone to shit lads, just got this message back :(
, please let this drop to the bottom. feel like a right bloody tit now :o :(
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A true artist leaves the audience wanting more, so well done. Though i think some peas with the kiev and chips would have added that extra degree of authenticity.
 
This is the most hilarious thread I have ever read in my life
 
10 / 10
 
Text her again and tell her if she does not reply with what you wanna hear then you will kill yourself again, bound to work :D
 
Though I'd check back to see if I've missed anything since being at work and.......I wasn't dissapointed!

mum will have my tea ready at 6, and i can't eat on a nervous stomach.
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bit of a kick in the balls though. says 'who are you?'
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'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow.
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:D :D :D
 
must be a wum but if not terrific
 
john.m20 said:
cracking idea!
i might one bell her now, ideally i want to know where i stand by 6'o'clock.
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otherwise another prozzie gets it?
 
john.m20 said:
its all gone to shit lads, just got this message back :(

'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow. if she didnt want to give me her number she should have just said, i wouldnt have minded.
shes made it personal now, talking about getting the dibble involved is well over the top! :mad:

off to console myself with a chicken kiev and chips, please let this drop to the bottom. feel like a right bloody tit now :o :(
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I bet she's had her phone robbed, you'd be best heading down to the studio's to make sure she's ok. Take some flowers in case she's upset.
 
Jason picked the phone out of her bag when she went to the bog. I'd text her again tomorrow or call. You don't give your number out to someone you don't want to call. Call her and tell her you're about to jump and wanted to say goodbye. She'll be on the phone before you can say jeronimo.
 
There's only one way to save this situation.

Kittens.

Buy a couple of kittens. Pop them in an air tight container so they don't get damaged during transit, hop on a train and head down to the studios then present them to her as a symbol of your love
 
I think this Jason may be an opressive boyfriend type, like Trevor in Eastenders. You need to save her from this overbearing bully Billy, sorry John. You need to track her down and release her from this hell. I'm sure she'll thank you by granting you all sorts of sexual favours.
 
We only get one chance at true love in this life. Do it or be sorry my friend. :)
 
Wikipedia says this:

Stalking exists on a continuum of severity. The stalking may be subtle enough that the victim may not even be aware that it is happening, or the perpetrator may have no malicious intent. They may even have a sincere belief that the victim would like them, or have a desire to help the victim.[2] Contrary to other crimes that usually consist of a single act, stalking consists of a series of actions, which in themselves can be legal, such as calling on the phone, sending gifts, or sending emails.[3] Most cases of stalking do not ever escalate to extreme levels of violence or harassment. [1]

The stalker will often derogate the victim which reduces them to an object. This allows the stalker to feel angry at them without experiencing empathy, or feel they are entitled to behave as they please toward the victim. Viewing the victim as "lesser," "weak" or otherwise seriously flawed can support delusions that the victim needs to be rescued, or punished, by the stalker. They may slander or defame the character of the victim which helps to isolate them and give the stalker more control, or a feeling of power.

Stalkers may use manipulative behavior such as bringing legal action against the victim, or threatening to commit suicide in order to coerce the victim to intervene - all methods of forcing the victim to have contact with the stalker.

Stalkers may use threats and violence to frighten the victim. They may engage in vandalism and property damage (usually to the victims car). They may use physical attacks that leave abrasions and bruises which are mostly meant to frighten. Less common are physical attacks that leave serious physical injuries, or sexual assaults.[2]
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:D :D :D
 
You say "sexual assault"

he says "making love"
 
Best laugh in ages 11/10.
 
Snarl said:
You say "sexual assault"

he says "making love"
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You say "Rape"

He says: "Surprise!"

John what happened? Did you call her back after your tea? She wouldnt have given you her real number unless she wanted you to have it. Maybe if your careful and text or ring her when you think yer man night be at work so he doesnt know? Ask her does she want to go for a romantic stroll in the Suffolk countryside, I hear it's great for some privacy out that way these days.
 
john.m20 said:
its all gone to shit lads, just got this message back :(

'this is jasons fone not stacy, and she wants u 2 stop txting an callin her. try gettin in touch again and well contact the police'

fucking devious cow. if she didnt want to give me her number she should have just said, i wouldnt have minded.
shes made it personal now, talking about getting the dibble involved is well over the top! :mad:

off to console myself with a chicken kiev and chips, please let this drop to the bottom. feel like a right bloody tit now :o :(
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hang on a minute, that means you're texting Jason, and not Stacy.

Either way it's a disgrace - she led you on right from the start. What a fucking slut
 
There are some who would suggest that RI has gone downhill recently. This thread is clear proof that the opposite is in fact true.

:D :D

Class
 
ffs, thanks for bringing this up again mate!

shes on channel 910 right now though, if anyone wants to see what the bitch looks like.
 
You've not given up have you john? It could've just been a test to see how serious you are about her - she's probably been messed around before.

Give her a call - what's the worst that could happen eh?
 
my mum checked the phone bill online last night, and started asking me what all these £20+ phone calls were.
i fobbed her off saying they were for a competition to win an xbox 360, but i dont think i can risk making another call for a while.
i am tempted though. she looks amazing today, shes got a little denim skirt on and i saw her underwear earlier.
shes wearing pink panties
 
john.m20 said:
my mum checked the phone bill online last night, and started asking me what all these £20+ phone calls were.
i fobbed her off saying they were for a competition to win an xbox 360, but i dont think i can risk making another call for a while.
i am tempted though. she looks amazing today, shes got a little denim skirt on and i saw her underwear earlier.
shes wearing pink panties
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she sounds nice - why not just give her a text? have you figured out where she lives yet? If so you could send her some flowers - never fails.
 
john.m20 said:
my mum checked the phone bill online last night, and started asking me what all these £20+ phone calls were.
i fobbed her off saying they were for a competition to win an xbox 360, but i dont think i can risk making another call for a while.
i am tempted though. she looks amazing today, shes got a little denim skirt on and i saw her underwear earlier.
shes wearing pink panties
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:D :D :D :D MUMMY!!!!
 
Why don't you post the number she gave you?
 
did you not see the bit where they threatened to get the police involved if i tried to contact her again?
god knows what theyd do if i posted her number on a public forum
 
how are they gonna find out it was posted here?
 
because some joker will likely ring up and tell them where he got the number from.
hell probably be called paul. and from salford.
 
So? Get it up son. You know it makes sense.







You could just post the number of someone you don't like
 
i cant think of anyone i dislike enough to put them through that.
ive had problems with prank calls myself, and the stress made me ill.
 
How did you cope?
 
i didnt really.
after a while i bought a very loud whistle, and used to put the whistle next to the bit you speak into and let rip.
the policeman reckoned there was a good chance that this could damage their hearing, or at least leave a ringing sound in their ears for a while.
the calls didnt stop though. i think they must have been on speakerphone
 
You are going to have to call her again though just to give yourself peace of mind, how do you know she wasnt just testing you?
You dont want that nagging at the back of your mind do you?
 
Next time shes on TV call her and ask her to hold up a piece of paper saying Hello to all at Red Issue
 
Funniest thing i've read in years (along with the hairdresser and his bottle of mustard/piss)
 
don't forget the myspace gem from earlier this year - now that was funny
 
Back in the day when I used to watch those channels, it use to suprise me as to how bad some of the names were on there, like honey, rose, heavenly, justice & precious etc. Come on ffs.
 
I can't stop reading this thread it truly is the work of genius, my fucking cheeks are aching like fuck :D :D :D
 
john.m20 said:
i didnt really.
after a while i bought a very loud whistle, and used to put the whistle next to the bit you speak into and let rip.
the policeman reckoned there was a good chance that this could damage their hearing, or at least leave a ringing sound in their ears for a while.
the calls didnt stop though. i think they must have been on speakerphone
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:D :D :D I can't take anymore.
 
Have you thought of your next move yet?
 
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