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Sending a copy of this

To a mate who works for a tv production company. Better than any of the soaps on tv now. Good luck John, keep believing!

Gutted that I have to go up to Scotland all week, so will miss out on forthcoming updates.
 
cheers lads, off for a shower now to freshen up.
want to be in perfect condition just in case i have to strip.
be back on later.
 
john you wearing glasses or not? i think you should, then you can take them off mid conversation and she will realise what sexy eyes you have
 
coverlover said:
To a mate who works for a tv production company. Better than any of the soaps on tv now. Good luck John, keep believing!

Gutted that I have to go up to Scotland all week, so will miss out on forthcoming updates.
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I know Scotlands a bit shit but they do have internet up there you know
 
has someone broke her nose for her? bent nose bitch..........id still bang her though
 
right, we have a problem.
jumped in my mums bathwater instead of having a shower, to save on the electricity.
the silly woman must have put radox in the bath or something, even though i specifically asked her not to, because ive come out with a red blotchy rash all over my chest and legs.
tried rubbing talc into it to make it less noticeable, not having any of it though.
anything else i can try?
got about 20 minutes til lift off, bloody typical this.
 
john.m20 said:
right, we have a problem.
jumped in my mums bathwater instead of having a shower, to save on the electricity.
the silly woman must have put radox in the bath or something, even though i specifically asked her not to, because ive come out with a red blotchy rash all over my chest and legs.
tried rubbing talc into it to make it less noticeable, not having any of it though.
anything else i can try?
got about 20 minutes til lift off, bloody typical this.
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oh dear john, just dim the lights if it soes not go away in time, which i am sure it will, sounds like the water was too hot for you.
 
;)
john.m20 said:
right, we have a problem.
jumped in my mums bathwater instead of having a shower, to save on the electricity.
the silly woman must have put radox in the bath or something, even though i specifically asked her not to, because ive come out with a red blotchy rash all over my chest and legs.
tried rubbing talc into it to make it less noticeable, not having any of it though.
anything else i can try?
got about 20 minutes til lift off, bloody typical this.
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Don't worry. By the time you get to the naked stage she's having it regardless
 
talc and vaseline mixed together. Start with a line up to the middle of your chest then the same down your thighs. It'll give a cooling effect that'll sort it out in no time.

Good luck.
 
john.m20 said:
right, we have a problem.
jumped in my mums bathwater instead of having a shower, to save on the electricity.
the silly woman must have put radox in the bath or something, even though i specifically asked her not to, because ive come out with a red blotchy rash all over my chest and legs.
tried rubbing talc into it to make it less noticeable, not having any of it though.
anything else i can try?
got about 20 minutes til lift off, bloody typical this.
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20 mins? We gonna have a full blow by blow account of the proceedings?
 
Dim the lights john dim the lights!!!!!
 
john how about sunglasses a good zip up top and a cap? that should cover up a right bit. if she notices just say its the web cam cause it was a sale item
 
Tell her its a scar you got from vietnam.

She'll be all over you like a .....

ahem..you know what I mean.
 
john.m20 said:
right, we have a problem.
jumped in my mums bathwater instead of having a shower, to save on the electricity.
the silly woman must have put radox in the bath or something, even though i specifically asked her not to, because ive come out with a red blotchy rash all over my chest and legs.
tried rubbing talc into it to make it less noticeable, not having any of it though.
anything else i can try?
got about 20 minutes til lift off, bloody typical this.
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Have you got any pissy mustard left?

That may work.
 
Genius thread as usual!

Am I the only one who thinks she only looks about 16 though? :confused:

PS. Im staying logged on for the update!
 
best of luck john, im thinking of you mate
 
right, the time is here. shes not online yet though.
rash is dying down, i think it may just have been nerves.
going to keep my chest covered up as long as possible anyway.
 
john.m20 said:
right, the time is here. shes not online yet though.
rash is dying down, i think it may just have been nerves.
going to keep my chest covered up as long as possible anyway.
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Are you going to get a screengrab of her when she drops her kecks?
 
if someone tells me how. what do i have to do?

just signed on to msn! says shell be five minutes while she sets the cam up.
thank god i havent been stood up.
 
I've got my wanger out too in honour of you mate! :D
 
john.m20 said:
if someone tells me how. what do i have to do?

just signed on to msn! says shell be five minutes while she sets the cam up.
thank god i havent been stood up.
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you just have to press the "print screen" button near the number keypad. then open ms paint and click "edit" + "paste" and save it as a jpeg!

easy!
 
play it cool john

btw i have fucked off my mrs so i can keep up to date with the latest;)
 
john.m20 said:
if someone tells me how. what do i have to do?

just signed on to msn! says shell be five minutes while she sets the cam up.
thank god i havent been stood up.
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ctrl+PrtSc john mate. Then paste it into MSPaint, save it, upload it, post it.
 
webcam on, all systems go.
a bit weird though, its in a study. its just zoomed in on a bookcase and shes off camera.
definitely a she though, i can hear her voice. almost 100%
apparently we have to talk before i can see her suprise? bit concerned now
 
This is going to be fucking brilliant
 
john.m20 said:
webcam on, all systems go.
a bit weird though, its in a study. its just zoomed in on a bookcase and shes off camera.
definitely a she though, i can hear her voice. almost 100%
apparently we have to talk before i can see her suprise? bit concerned now
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"Get your pissflaps out or the whole of Redissue will kick you in the cunt you slag"

That might work.
 
I think a little bit of wee just came out with the excitement of it all! :D
 
annie.78 said:
I think a little bit of wee just came out with the excitement of it all! :D
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link:eek:

seriously hope he doesnt shoot his load before she has even got anything off.
 
Hooked to this thread. keep hitting refresh on the browser every 2 mins
 
4everred said:
Hooked to this thread. keep hitting refresh on the browser every 2 mins
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Same here. Thing is, only got 20 mins left on my laptop battery so hope he hurries up!! Cant go off to find my lead in case I miss summat!
 
she is a bit annoyed, apparently i dont look the same as my photo.
absolute rot, i touched it up in photoshop a bit but nothing major.
she says shes given me a lot with the pics in bras and that, and now i must give something back.
says i have to wank myself off on camera before she comes on and dos the same!
what shall i do? got about 5 mins to decide, said i needed to look for some porn to whack off to while shes gone to get a cuppa apparently.
not sure i like this, is it worth the possible reward?
 
annie.78 said:
Same here. Thing is, only got 20 mins left on my laptop battery so hope he hurries up!! Cant go off to find my lead in case I miss summat!
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im already pluged in mate. got a feeling your ganna need more than 2o mins tho
 
john.m20 said:
she is a bit annoyed, apparently i dont look the same as my photo.
absolute rot, i touched it up in photoshop a bit but nothing major.
she says shes given me a lot with the pics in bras and that, and now i must give something back.
says i have to wank myself off on camera before she comes on and dos the same!
what shall i do? got about 5 mins to decide, said i needed to look for some porn to whack off to while shes gone to get a cuppa apparently.
not sure i like this, is it worth the possible reward?
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http://www.canal96.com/extra/live/17/

that might help.
 
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