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CLASSIC: Someone's stuck in the lift at work

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Whole place is completely overeacting.

"Call the fire brigade!"

It's hilarious

There's only 3 floors ffs.
 
tell them to all jump in the air at the same time, the lift will think it is empty and return to ground floor.
 
Someone at my old work was stuck in a lift on the second floor. It eventually fell to the basement, where the impact shattered his spine and was eventually awarded over a million quid in compo but is permanently in a wheelchair nowadays
 
set off the fire alarm to add a layer of extra intensity to their lift experience
 
Throw said:
Whole place is completely overeacting.

"Call the fire brigade!"

It's hilarious

There's only 3 floors ffs.
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the safest thing to do is to get out of the lift and attempt to climb up the lift cable.
 
Someones having to calm him down on his mobile.

Sheesh.
 
loonofmufc said:
Someone at my old work was stuck in a lift on the second floor. It eventually fell to the basement, where the impact shattered his spine and was eventually awarded over a million quid in compo but is permanently in a wheelchair nowadays
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jesus...........
 
loonofmufc said:
Someone at my old work was stuck in a lift on the second floor. It eventually fell to the basement, where the impact shattered his spine and was eventually awarded over a million quid in compo but is permanently in a wheelchair nowadays
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i hope that wiped the smirk off your face, throw


grow up


and set the sprinkler system off
 
Throw said:
Someones having to calm him down on his mobile.

Sheesh.
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turn all the light off aswell. yeah and set fire alams off:eek:
 
armchair said:
set off the fire alarm to add a layer of extra intensity to their lift experience
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haha! quality.

just leave him there overnight. the lazy fucker will learn to take the stairs next time.

question: is he fat?
 
loonofmufc said:
Someone at my old work was stuck in a lift on the second floor. It eventually fell to the basement, where the impact shattered his spine and was eventually awarded over a million quid in compo but is permanently in a wheelchair nowadays
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A million quid?! RESULT!!!
 
neil question: is he fat?[/QUOTE said:
Fairly portly. Arsenal fan.
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Batter fuck out of the lift doors.
 
If films are anything to go by, you need to go to the top floor, jimmy the elevator doors open, grapple down the wire, open the top panel of the elevator, sling him over your shoulder and say something clever. "Mind if I hang out with you?" Or something like that.
 
find a sharp object and start slicing the lift cable! :cool:
 
if hes that scared hes bound to fart....:(

im glad im not in there with him :D
 
DietMarlboro said:
Batter fuck out of the lift doors.
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good plan, do that while screaming with the fire alarm on. Also tell them about loonofmufc's spine-shattering tale about the lift smashing into the ground . then kick him when he eventually gets out.
 
Professor said:
If films are anything to go by, you need to go to the top floor, jimmy the elevator doors open, grapple down the wire, open the top panel of the elevator, sling him over your shoulder and say something clever. "Mind if I hang out with you?" Or something like that.
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Funny because it's true!

:D :D :D
 
tell him not to panic as he has at least another 15 minutes oxygen.
 
Throw said:
Fairly portly. Arsenal fan.
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just leave him then.

he'll be able to live of his own body fat for a couple of weeks.

get the cleaners to sort out the mess.

has your reception got one of those "press 1 if you want personnel" type things?

re-record a new one: "press 999 if you're stuck in the lift"
 
Get the boss to tell him hes got to stay behind to make up the time he has wasted pissing about in the lift.
 
"We're going to try shake it free. It's a long shot but the only one we've got. Stay Strong Buddy."
 
Throw said:
There's only 3 floors ffs.
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that should be some comfort when he's tired and hungry at 4am and sitting in a pool of his own piss and shit having missed question time.
 
tell him theres a monkey on the way down with a sandwich strapped to its back
 
i was once moving some office furniture from one floor to another (15 floors block)..it was a small desk, chair coat stand and a notice board.....large lift.

i set it up to look like an office and fucked about for about half an hour going up n down......until security fucked me off

every time it stopped at a floor and the doors opened id say " ah come into my office, ive been expecting you" :D
 
jem said:
that should be some comfort when he's tired and hungry at 4am and sitting in a pool of his own piss and shit having missed question time.
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He's quite upset it seems

There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
 
Throw said:
There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
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love in an elevator?
 
Throw said:
There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
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Throw said:
There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
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"Caught in a trap"?
 
woody handcock said:
i was once moving some office furniture from one floor to another (15 floors block)..it was a small desk, chair coat stand and a notice board.....large lift.

i set it up to look like an office and fucked about for about half an hour going up n down......until security fucked me off

every time it stopped at a floor and the doors opened id say " ah come into my office, ive been expecting you" :D
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thats top :D :D
 
I'm pissin myself laughing at this thread! :D

keep 'em coming.
 
Throw said:
There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
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"living in a box"
 
This is a top thread! :D :D
 
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