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Billy Baroo
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thats top
it's triggerhappy tv from about 7 years ago
thats top
i was once moving some office furniture from one floor to another (15 floors block)..it was a small desk, chair coat stand and a notice board.....large lift.
i set it up to look like an office and fucked about for about half an hour going up n down......until security fucked me off
every time it stopped at a floor and the doors opened id say " ah come into my office, ive been expecting you"
it's triggerhappy tv from about 7 years ago
The boys from schindlers elevators came to the rescue.
When he came through the door all the birds started clapping! Fucking idiots.
He's having a cup of tea on the sofa now. White as a sheet and sweating a bit.
All the women fussing round him, all the lads taking the piss.
He's gonna milk this for a while I think.
The boys from schindlers elevators came to the rescue.
When he came through the door all the birds started clapping! Fucking idiots.
He's having a cup of tea on the sofa now. White as a sheet and sweating a bit.
All the women fussing round him, all the lads taking the piss.
He's gonna milk this for a while I think.
The boys from schindlers elevators came to the rescue.
When he came through the door all the birds started clapping! Fucking idiots.
He's having a cup of tea on the sofa now. White as a sheet and sweating a bit.
All the women fussing round him, all the lads taking the piss.
He's gonna milk this for a while I think.
The boys from schindlers elevators came to the rescue.
When he came through the door all the birds started clapping! Fucking idiots.
He's having a cup of tea on the sofa now. White as a sheet and sweating a bit.
All the women fussing round him, all the lads taking the piss.
He's gonna milk this for a while I think.
The boys from schindlers elevators came to the rescue.
When he came through the door all the birds started clapping! Fucking idiots.
He's having a cup of tea on the sofa now. White as a sheet and sweating a bit.
All the women fussing round him, all the lads taking the piss.
He's gonna milk this for a while I think.
In my head its the guy from the office who dressed up as Ali G
In my head its the guy from the office who dressed up as Ali G
Someone at my old work was stuck in a lift on the second floor. It eventually fell to the basement, where the impact shattered his spine and was eventually awarded over a million quid in compo but is permanently in a wheelchair nowadays
He's gone home
Poor lamb.
Got a bit mardy at the end when someone asked if he'd like us to sing him a song
"I'd like to see how you'd have coped with that!"
If films are anything to go by, you need to go to the top floor, jimmy the elevator doors open, grapple down the wire, open the top panel of the elevator, sling him over your shoulder and say something clever. "Mind if I hang out with you?" Or something like that.
I nearly got stuck in a lift at a party in a community centre near Wigan. I tried to open the doors while it was moving so I could look at the bricks and stuff go past. Turned out that the lift stops when you prise the doors open. started working when I pushed them together again though.I once got stuck in a lift in the pyramid building in stockport. They have a hand operated crank that they use to manually move the lift up when it gets stuck, took about 30 minutes to crank me to the next floor. Unfortunately, I didn't have any woman friggin themselves off for me and didn't get to go home early. The worst thing is that the emergency telephone was linked to the buildings speaker system so everyone in the building could hear everything we were saying down the phone!
I nearly got stuck in a lift at a party in a community centre near Wigan. I tried to open the doors while it was moving so I could look at the bricks and stuff go past. Turned out that the lift stops when you prise the doors open. started working when I pushed them together again though.
That was a close one.
i'd had a few, it made sense at the timeffs you wanted to look at the bricks
i'd had a few, it made sense at the time
when he gets out tell him hes a bender
if hes that scared hes bound to fart
im glad im not in there with him
Get the boss to tell him hes got to stay behind to make up the time he has wasted pissing about in the lift.
"living in a box"
class
fuck me this thread has made me laugh so hard!!!
ok, where's everyone getting these new smilies from?