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CLASSIC: Someone's stuck in the lift at work

Nice one, Tropical, too

Very funny, excellently written!

Bravo to all.
 
manchester bloody city! ha ha ha
 
woody handcock said:
i was once moving some office furniture from one floor to another (15 floors block)..it was a small desk, chair coat stand and a notice board.....large lift.

i set it up to look like an office and fucked about for about half an hour going up n down......until security fucked me off

every time it stopped at a floor and the doors opened id say " ah come into my office, ive been expecting you" :D
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Brilliant, thats's the first time i've laughed out loud on this forum for ages :D
 
Some of you need to get out more:rolleyes:
 
Originally Posted by Funky Chicken
Get the boss to tell him hes got to stay behind to make up the time he has wasted pissing about in the lift.
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:D
 
Took this when I was in Oz last year and yes it made me chuckle.:)

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woody handcock said:
i was once moving some office furniture from one floor to another (15 floors block)..it was a small desk, chair coat stand and a notice board.....large lift.

i set it up to look like an office and fucked about for about half an hour going up n down......until security fucked me off

every time it stopped at a floor and the doors opened id say " ah come into my office, ive been expecting you" :D
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Fuckin hell this has got to be thread of the new forum so far. Laughin like fook!!!!!!
 
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Throw said:
There's a couple of girls talking to him at the moment.

"Do you want us to sing you a song?" she's just asked.
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Class.:D :D :D :D
 
There is hope for RI this thread has had me in tears.:D :D
 
shame I jumped on this thread this late. top posts lads :D
 
far and away the best thread posted on ri in fucking yonks. ive just manged to get past the proffessor posting on page2
 
i shouldnt laugh really....i DID get stuck in a lift once in Preston....

me and one of the lads working with me were in a lift which got stuck about a foot short of reaching the 2nd floor but we could pull the doors about 3 inches open.

anyway, the lad in with me got a bit nervous too....(he didnt fart) but he started smoking.....pissing me right off.....anyway, with it being a weekend it was taking an engineer quite a while to get to us and the lad in with me had had a late night and an early start so he fell asleep in the corner.

now the previous weekend whilst falling asleep with some of his mates at a party...they'd shaved his eyebrows off......

so....getting one of the other lads who were on the outside, to pass me a marker pen through the gap...i duly re-drew his eyebrows for him....nice n thick.....plus a little moustache .....groucho marx style

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none of us told him why we were pissing ourselves laughing....he thought it was to do with being stuck so long.........until he got home and looked in the mirror :D
 
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I got stuck in a lift at Uni about ten years ago, went out for a cig break before an important test due to begin in the 2nd half of the class. On my way back up in the lift the engineers working on the building actually switched the cunting thing off. No intercom, no power, complete and total darkness. For one whole hour.

And in true British style I left it about ten minutes before saying anything :D, then started shouting and banging on the walls - no-one could hear me as I was in the back of the building and most people were in lectures.

Eventually got let out by the engineer - - and got to my test just as everyone was coming out, my mates laughing going 'where the fuck were you?' etc. I told my lecturer what happened and he goes "Yes, pull the other one. You'll have to get an A on the next one or you're in trouble". Twat.
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Wanted to ask the engineer to vouch for me but as I'd called him a 'fucking thick twat' on my way out the lift I didn't, er, feel like it :D
 
3 weeks off and £10k for emotional trauma, not to mention the humiliation he felt mocked afterwards :cool:
 
I cant believe this thread is still going, any chance of getting a shot of the sad cunt all ashen faced at his desk this morning?
 
I've not seem him this morning. He works on the floor above. Lift is still out of order though.

Everyones quite calm upstairs though. Life goes on it seems.
 
Throw said:
I've not seem him this morning. He works on the floor above. Lift is still out of order though.

Everyones quite calm upstairs though. Life goes on it seems.
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come on throw the board challenge you for a picture
 
macawber said:
I cant believe this thread is still going, any chance of getting a shot of the sad cunt all ashen faced at his desk this morning?
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Haha, I can't believe we haven't asked for links already.

We want: the guy that go stuck, the lift he was stuck in (interior and exterior) and the girls who were talking to him on the intercom.



In fact, let's just have the girls :D
 
throw is a proven fibber
 
haha a pic would bring this thread home nicely! :D
 
he's out now... (Throw and said bloke)

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Throw said:
Technically, that's not true!


But to the matter in hand. Lads, he's not in yet.
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i know it's true!!!

by the way lads, he works from home
 
Only just found this thread, fucking tears are rolling down my face.

If he is not in yet, why dont you remove the OUT OF ORDER notice on the lift and see if you can get him stuck in it again today.

He is probally late because he is on the phone to Paul Rooney - Slip, Trip, Get Stuck in the Lift, or Fall - Call Paul
 
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